Why did I end up with the Idiots?!, chapter 5
*** At the party ***
They didn't really know exactly where Linda lived, but it didn't matter...
When they got to the right street it was kinda hard to miss the loud music and all the teenagers that was already drunk.
So they went to the house and rang on the bell (okay, an unnecessary thing to do according to Jesus but Tunny thought that they had to... ).
"You're ugly... " Tunny teased when they stood there.
"You little... " Jesus started but he was interrupted by the girl that opened the door.
It was a girl in their age...
She had short brown hair, grey eyes and was quite tall.
Linda.
"Yeah?" she asked when she opened.
"Hi, Linda... Remember us? We're friends of Jess." Jesus said.
Linda walked out of the house too look at them.
She smiled.
"Oh, yeah! Jesus and Tunny! Man, I had almost forgot you guys!" she hugged them both but she held on to Jesus a LITTLE bit longer... "Come in guys!"
It was kind of a disaster in the house...
Well, Tunny and Jesus didn't care.
They followed Linda (who lead them to the beer) and sat down in a sofa, where some guy had passed out (the man could not take the alcohol! ).
They pushed him down on the floor...
Linda sat down with them... Next to Jesus...
He began to suspect that she kinda liked him... Especially when he felt a hand on his ass!
He tried to move away but the hand stayed where it was!
"So, are you guys singles?" Linda asked and leaned closer to Jesus, who was starting to feel uncomfortable... "I mean, Jess talk about you all the time but did not mention if you were single... Well, she told me the who likes who thing... "
"What?!" Tunny and Jesus said at the same time.
"Well, she told me that she like you... " Linda said and looked at Jesus at the same time as he felt the hand move from his ass up under his shirt and up on his back... ".. And that Tunny likes her... " (yeah... Tunny I in love with Jess... But she don't like him that way... )
Tunny turned red and Jesus started to move around the get the hand away.
But once again it stayed there...
"Oh, guys! Don't be shy! Now tell me, are you single?" she asked again.
"For fucks sake yes! I'm single! But I'm fine with it!" Jesus screamed and jumped of the couch when the hand was starting too move to a... Bit more "personal" space!
He walked away with his beer and sat down on the stairs.
After a while Tunny came.
He looked quite pissed off.
"How could you leave me with that bitch!?" he yelled.
"Cuz' I could feel her hand move towards my nuts! The start place was my ass, then it took a quick turn over my back, UNDER my shirt, before it headed for the big finale!" Jesus said as he shrugged.
"Well, she started with me when you left! And then she just went for the big finale right away!" Tunny answered as he turned red (more then before... ). "And when I tried to move she started to ask a lot of questions... Like 'Are you a virgin? '!"
"What?! She asked you that?!"
"Yeah... And when I didn't answer she said that she could... Eh... 'help me' with that!" Tunny sat down next too Jesus and started to drink his own beer... Really fast.
"What a creepy bitch... " Jesus sighted and sipped on his beer.
He actually felt a bit lost...
But it maybe wasn't just normal beer...
Suddenly he felt his cell phone vibrating.
He could barely hear the ring tone.
He took out the phone.
"Oh, fuck!" he yelled when he saw who was calling.
It was Brad.
Jesus ran out from the house so Brad wouldn't hear that he was at a party...
He was actually really scared of him...
"Hello?" he said as he answered the phone.
"You little brat! I know you skipped school today! You're in big trouble you punk!" Brad yelled in the phone.
And right after this words were spoken, something snapped inside of Jesus...
Like a trigger.
He didn't want to take more shit from Brad!
"What?! Who do you think you are?! Is this your fucking hobby? To check up on me to see if I do anything 'wrong'? Too see if you can get one little reason to kick me out or punish me or whatever? You're just a big American idiot, do you know that? One of those bastards who always think that they're right and know everything!" Jesus yelled back.
"You little... I'm going to... Oh, just wait til' I get home, you little... " but before Brad could finish the sentence Jesus hung up...
He was so pissed.
He just went inside again and started drinking.
And then everything started to go wrong...
They didn't really know exactly where Linda lived, but it didn't matter...
When they got to the right street it was kinda hard to miss the loud music and all the teenagers that was already drunk.
So they went to the house and rang on the bell (okay, an unnecessary thing to do according to Jesus but Tunny thought that they had to... ).
"You're ugly... " Tunny teased when they stood there.
"You little... " Jesus started but he was interrupted by the girl that opened the door.
It was a girl in their age...
She had short brown hair, grey eyes and was quite tall.
Linda.
"Yeah?" she asked when she opened.
"Hi, Linda... Remember us? We're friends of Jess." Jesus said.
Linda walked out of the house too look at them.
She smiled.
"Oh, yeah! Jesus and Tunny! Man, I had almost forgot you guys!" she hugged them both but she held on to Jesus a LITTLE bit longer... "Come in guys!"
It was kind of a disaster in the house...
Well, Tunny and Jesus didn't care.
They followed Linda (who lead them to the beer) and sat down in a sofa, where some guy had passed out (the man could not take the alcohol! ).
They pushed him down on the floor...
Linda sat down with them... Next to Jesus...
He began to suspect that she kinda liked him... Especially when he felt a hand on his ass!
He tried to move away but the hand stayed where it was!
"So, are you guys singles?" Linda asked and leaned closer to Jesus, who was starting to feel uncomfortable... "I mean, Jess talk about you all the time but did not mention if you were single... Well, she told me the who likes who thing... "
"What?!" Tunny and Jesus said at the same time.
"Well, she told me that she like you... " Linda said and looked at Jesus at the same time as he felt the hand move from his ass up under his shirt and up on his back... ".. And that Tunny likes her... " (yeah... Tunny I in love with Jess... But she don't like him that way... )
Tunny turned red and Jesus started to move around the get the hand away.
But once again it stayed there...
"Oh, guys! Don't be shy! Now tell me, are you single?" she asked again.
"For fucks sake yes! I'm single! But I'm fine with it!" Jesus screamed and jumped of the couch when the hand was starting too move to a... Bit more "personal" space!
He walked away with his beer and sat down on the stairs.
After a while Tunny came.
He looked quite pissed off.
"How could you leave me with that bitch!?" he yelled.
"Cuz' I could feel her hand move towards my nuts! The start place was my ass, then it took a quick turn over my back, UNDER my shirt, before it headed for the big finale!" Jesus said as he shrugged.
"Well, she started with me when you left! And then she just went for the big finale right away!" Tunny answered as he turned red (more then before... ). "And when I tried to move she started to ask a lot of questions... Like 'Are you a virgin? '!"
"What?! She asked you that?!"
"Yeah... And when I didn't answer she said that she could... Eh... 'help me' with that!" Tunny sat down next too Jesus and started to drink his own beer... Really fast.
"What a creepy bitch... " Jesus sighted and sipped on his beer.
He actually felt a bit lost...
But it maybe wasn't just normal beer...
Suddenly he felt his cell phone vibrating.
He could barely hear the ring tone.
He took out the phone.
"Oh, fuck!" he yelled when he saw who was calling.
It was Brad.
Jesus ran out from the house so Brad wouldn't hear that he was at a party...
He was actually really scared of him...
"Hello?" he said as he answered the phone.
"You little brat! I know you skipped school today! You're in big trouble you punk!" Brad yelled in the phone.
And right after this words were spoken, something snapped inside of Jesus...
Like a trigger.
He didn't want to take more shit from Brad!
"What?! Who do you think you are?! Is this your fucking hobby? To check up on me to see if I do anything 'wrong'? Too see if you can get one little reason to kick me out or punish me or whatever? You're just a big American idiot, do you know that? One of those bastards who always think that they're right and know everything!" Jesus yelled back.
"You little... I'm going to... Oh, just wait til' I get home, you little... " but before Brad could finish the sentence Jesus hung up...
He was so pissed.
He just went inside again and started drinking.
And then everything started to go wrong...
