Why did I end up with the Idiots?!, chapter 6
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Jesus was now getting drunk... really drunk!
He just wanted to get away... to forget about everything.
Then Linda came up to him again.
Linda... she don't look to bad... he thought.
"Eh... Hi. I just wanted to apologise for the thing before... I mean, it was stupid too do that to you and Tunny... I mean he was red as a tomato!" she giggled. "I... I just wanted to say that and now I said it so... "
But the Jesus interrupted her by grabbing her shoulders and kiss her.
She responded and before they knew it they was on the sofa, making out...
"Oh, Jesus... " Linda whispered, as she breathed heavily. "Shall we... go up to... my room?"
"Never thought you would ask... " Jesus answered and lifted her up in his arms and carried her away.
Tunny walked by and saw Jesus and Linda go in to her room with their lips locked together.
He just shock his head and went to the hallway.
Then someone entered the house... a girl with short blond hair... Jess!
"Hi Tunny! Where is Jesus?" she asked and smiled.
"Eh... he went to Linda's room but I don't think... " he started but when Jess heard the thing about Linda's room she just walked away... towards Linda's room! "... you should go to her room... "
Jess walked fast against the door.
Her heart was pounding faster...
"Oh, please don't... " she whispered as she laid her hand on the doorknob.
She slowly pushed the door open.
She quickly closed it again.
But she saw them...
In Linda's room... on Linda's bed...
Jesus, on top of Linda!
Tears where coming down Jess face.
She knew Jesus didn't like her... but it still hurt!
Tunny walked up too her.
"Oh, man! I was trying to tell you not to go in there! I knew you would be hurt and I tried... " he said as he hugged her.
"Thanks... " she sobbed.
Then she looked up at him.
He was all red again.
"Tunny?" she said.
"Yes?"
"Can't... can't we go do it too... I mean I know you like me and I kinda like you and... "
"What? No... you're just trying to make me screw you cuz' you think that it'll hurt Jesus!"
"C'mon! I know you want me... " she whispered, still crying, as she kissed him gently. "Come and take me... "
She dragged him in to a small closet and closed the door.
She cried all the time... wishing that it was Jesus who touched her...
Jesus was now getting drunk... really drunk!
He just wanted to get away... to forget about everything.
Then Linda came up to him again.
Linda... she don't look to bad... he thought.
"Eh... Hi. I just wanted to apologise for the thing before... I mean, it was stupid too do that to you and Tunny... I mean he was red as a tomato!" she giggled. "I... I just wanted to say that and now I said it so... "
But the Jesus interrupted her by grabbing her shoulders and kiss her.
She responded and before they knew it they was on the sofa, making out...
"Oh, Jesus... " Linda whispered, as she breathed heavily. "Shall we... go up to... my room?"
"Never thought you would ask... " Jesus answered and lifted her up in his arms and carried her away.
Tunny walked by and saw Jesus and Linda go in to her room with their lips locked together.
He just shock his head and went to the hallway.
Then someone entered the house... a girl with short blond hair... Jess!
"Hi Tunny! Where is Jesus?" she asked and smiled.
"Eh... he went to Linda's room but I don't think... " he started but when Jess heard the thing about Linda's room she just walked away... towards Linda's room! "... you should go to her room... "
Jess walked fast against the door.
Her heart was pounding faster...
"Oh, please don't... " she whispered as she laid her hand on the doorknob.
She slowly pushed the door open.
She quickly closed it again.
But she saw them...
In Linda's room... on Linda's bed...
Jesus, on top of Linda!
Tears where coming down Jess face.
She knew Jesus didn't like her... but it still hurt!
Tunny walked up too her.
"Oh, man! I was trying to tell you not to go in there! I knew you would be hurt and I tried... " he said as he hugged her.
"Thanks... " she sobbed.
Then she looked up at him.
He was all red again.
"Tunny?" she said.
"Yes?"
"Can't... can't we go do it too... I mean I know you like me and I kinda like you and... "
"What? No... you're just trying to make me screw you cuz' you think that it'll hurt Jesus!"
"C'mon! I know you want me... " she whispered, still crying, as she kissed him gently. "Come and take me... "
She dragged him in to a small closet and closed the door.
She cried all the time... wishing that it was Jesus who touched her...
