Why did I end up with the Idiots?!, chapter 7
* Saturday *
Next morning, Jesus woke up with another one of those killer headaches.
He looked around...
Where the fuck was he?
Then he remembered.
He was in Linda's room...
In her bed to be exact.
"Oh, fuck!" he said as he got up to find his clothes.
"Where are you going, baby?" a voice that came from the bad asked.
Linda...
"Out of here!" he just answered.
"But, baby... "
"I'm NOT your baby! This... this was a mistake! Okay? I got pissed and drunk and I slept with you... but it was a mistake!"
"Was it a nice mistake?" she asked and giggled.
"Oh, shut up!" he said as he left the room, now dressed.
On the way out he saw someone on the couch.
Jess!
"Eh... hi... " he said and walked up to her.
Her hair was a mess, her make up was even worse, and she was red after crying.
"Go away!" she cried.
"What... what have I done now?" Jesus asked.
"You slept with her... " she simply answered. "I saw you... "
"Oh, fuck... The whole Linda thing... I... I was drunk... And pissed off... I mean, Brad called and I just got to angry and I got drunk and I did something really stupid... "
"Not as stupid as what I did... " she whispered, and started to cry again.
"What could you possible do that's dumber then... " Jesus started, but Jess cut him off.
"I slept with Tunny in a wardrobe!" she snapped.
Jesus just stared at her.
After what seemed like ages he opened his mouth.
"But, you guys were drunk right? And that makes it like more okay... I mean you get wasted and you can't control yourself or something like that... "
"He was drunk... " she whispered.
Jesus just sat down next to her hand hugged her.
She cried in his arms.
"Why?" she sobbed. "Why I'm I so stupid?"
"You... you're not stupid... you were... you were angry, and upset and then you did... that."
"Well, that's easy for you to say... I... I hadn't done IT before... . And I did IT with a guy I don't love!" she cried.
All Jesus could do was to sit there and try to comfort her.
He hugged her and rocked her like she was a baby...
"Do you want me to take you home?" he asked after a while.
She didn't want to talk so she just nodded.
Jesus got up and walked in to Linda's room again.
When he came back Jess looked confused at him.
He smiled.
"I just had to tell her that she had a probably naked Tunny in one of her closets... so she should 'pay him a visit'" he laughed.
Just as he said that a barely dressed Linda came out of her room and ran to the first closet she saw.
"I kinda think she has a crush on him to... "
Jesus walked Jess home.
No one was there except for her mother, but she was asleep on the couch.
So he followed Jess in and made sure she was okay.
"I... I'm gonna take a shower... then I think I'll get some sleep... " she said when he said that he would have to leave soon.
She didn't sound well...
She acted all... mechanic.
Like she wasn't alive.
Like she just had to exist, without really living.
"Are you really okay? You seem a bit... off." Jesus said as he watched her walk to her drawer to get clean clothes.
"I'm... I'm just feeling stupid... and kinda cheap... " she looked down on the floor.
"You're not cheap! You're not a whore or something like that!" he said and hugged her again, then he looked her in the eyes. "And if it makes you feel better, the Linda thing was only the second time I did IT... Don't you think I feel a bit cheap?"
She laughed.
"Okay, I'll leave you now... okay? And I'll probably be grounded for sometime cuz' of the phone conversation with Brad, so I don't know if I can come and see you for some days, but call me... . Okay?"
"Okay... " she whispered.
Then he left.
Next morning, Jesus woke up with another one of those killer headaches.
He looked around...
Where the fuck was he?
Then he remembered.
He was in Linda's room...
In her bed to be exact.
"Oh, fuck!" he said as he got up to find his clothes.
"Where are you going, baby?" a voice that came from the bad asked.
Linda...
"Out of here!" he just answered.
"But, baby... "
"I'm NOT your baby! This... this was a mistake! Okay? I got pissed and drunk and I slept with you... but it was a mistake!"
"Was it a nice mistake?" she asked and giggled.
"Oh, shut up!" he said as he left the room, now dressed.
On the way out he saw someone on the couch.
Jess!
"Eh... hi... " he said and walked up to her.
Her hair was a mess, her make up was even worse, and she was red after crying.
"Go away!" she cried.
"What... what have I done now?" Jesus asked.
"You slept with her... " she simply answered. "I saw you... "
"Oh, fuck... The whole Linda thing... I... I was drunk... And pissed off... I mean, Brad called and I just got to angry and I got drunk and I did something really stupid... "
"Not as stupid as what I did... " she whispered, and started to cry again.
"What could you possible do that's dumber then... " Jesus started, but Jess cut him off.
"I slept with Tunny in a wardrobe!" she snapped.
Jesus just stared at her.
After what seemed like ages he opened his mouth.
"But, you guys were drunk right? And that makes it like more okay... I mean you get wasted and you can't control yourself or something like that... "
"He was drunk... " she whispered.
Jesus just sat down next to her hand hugged her.
She cried in his arms.
"Why?" she sobbed. "Why I'm I so stupid?"
"You... you're not stupid... you were... you were angry, and upset and then you did... that."
"Well, that's easy for you to say... I... I hadn't done IT before... . And I did IT with a guy I don't love!" she cried.
All Jesus could do was to sit there and try to comfort her.
He hugged her and rocked her like she was a baby...
"Do you want me to take you home?" he asked after a while.
She didn't want to talk so she just nodded.
Jesus got up and walked in to Linda's room again.
When he came back Jess looked confused at him.
He smiled.
"I just had to tell her that she had a probably naked Tunny in one of her closets... so she should 'pay him a visit'" he laughed.
Just as he said that a barely dressed Linda came out of her room and ran to the first closet she saw.
"I kinda think she has a crush on him to... "
Jesus walked Jess home.
No one was there except for her mother, but she was asleep on the couch.
So he followed Jess in and made sure she was okay.
"I... I'm gonna take a shower... then I think I'll get some sleep... " she said when he said that he would have to leave soon.
She didn't sound well...
She acted all... mechanic.
Like she wasn't alive.
Like she just had to exist, without really living.
"Are you really okay? You seem a bit... off." Jesus said as he watched her walk to her drawer to get clean clothes.
"I'm... I'm just feeling stupid... and kinda cheap... " she looked down on the floor.
"You're not cheap! You're not a whore or something like that!" he said and hugged her again, then he looked her in the eyes. "And if it makes you feel better, the Linda thing was only the second time I did IT... Don't you think I feel a bit cheap?"
She laughed.
"Okay, I'll leave you now... okay? And I'll probably be grounded for sometime cuz' of the phone conversation with Brad, so I don't know if I can come and see you for some days, but call me... . Okay?"
"Okay... " she whispered.
Then he left.
