A Tale of Llamas, Coffee, Guylner and a Water Bazooka, chapter 1
It was a normal morning for the Green Day trio. Mike awoke from his slumber to, only to find he was out of coffee. Suddenly, the rich smell of coffee, coming from over the hills and far away reached his nostrils, and he ran amongst the hills on a search for the origin of the sensational smell. Meanwhile Tre was taking a shower well more like Jason shooting his water bazooka at him, and Billie Joe was rummaging through all his cupboards for some eye liner.
"Tre!!" shouted Billie from across the hall.
"Yeah what is it?" replied a naked and dripping wet Tre.
"Where's my guy liner?"
"Uhhhh Bush came in and ate it," replied Tre
"Run," said Billie
"What? Why?" asked Tre.
"This is why," Billie said as he started to bomb it after Tre.
He chased Tre along the hallway and into the bathroom.
"Freeze or you're gonna get it," said Tre
"Get what?" asked Billie
"You'll get this!" exclaimed Tre showing Billie a packet of make-up remover pads.
"Ahhhhhh!!!" screamed Billie like a four year old girl.
Meanwhile Mike was still searching for the coffee. Then he saw something pink and fuzzy.
"What the fuck?" he whispered.
When he said it the pink thing turned around.
"Ze coffee is mine Mr. Mike" said the thing
"Who are you?" Mike asked
"I am Derek the llama Mr. Mike, the friend of a blonde twatt," Derek replied.
"Ahhh," said Mike "Hey did you just say the coffee was yours?"
"I'll be going now," the llama said
So mike chased Derek the llama over the hills and far way when all of a sudden the llama
disappeared into thin air. Mike scratched his head and looked at his surroundings.
"Huh? Where am I" Mike said to him self.
He saw a mound with a hole in the top of it a few windows and what looked like door.
Then something green with a stick on top of its head walked out.
"Hey dick head!" shouted Mike.
"Eh-oh!" said the green thing "Dipsy will get you!"
"What the fuck?" said Mike.
"Hey Mike over here!" shouted a voice
"It's you!" exclaimed Mike "That llama who stole my coffee!"
"Yeah now get on my back unless you want to be tubby-custard!"
So Mike got on Derek's back and they flew high up into the sky, Mike looked down at the hills he had walked over in search of some coffee. He sighed.
"What's the matter?" asked Derek.
"I didn't get my coffee," he sighed.
Just then Derek stopped out side the window of the house that Green Day were staying in and threw Mike in the window along with a jar of coffee.
"What the hell is going on?" asked Jason, Tre and Billie Joe in unison.
Mike told the gang everything that had happened to him in his search for coffee.
"A talking pink fuzzy llama," said Jason.
"Evil Teletubbies," said Billie Joe.
"Mike I thought I told you to stay away from my donut sprinkles," said Tre.
"Hey I didn't smoke your lettuce!" Mike retaliated.
"Yes you did," said Tre smirking and waggling his finger.
"How would you know any way?" asked Mike.
"Because I said snorting donut sprinkles, I didn't say anything about smoking lettuce," said Tre
"You know for a dumb ass you're pretty smart," said Mike
Tune in next time for the next edition of the story.
Will the evil teletubbies get Mike?
And will the rest of the gang believe Mike's tale?
"Tre!!" shouted Billie from across the hall.
"Yeah what is it?" replied a naked and dripping wet Tre.
"Where's my guy liner?"
"Uhhhh Bush came in and ate it," replied Tre
"Run," said Billie
"What? Why?" asked Tre.
"This is why," Billie said as he started to bomb it after Tre.
He chased Tre along the hallway and into the bathroom.
"Freeze or you're gonna get it," said Tre
"Get what?" asked Billie
"You'll get this!" exclaimed Tre showing Billie a packet of make-up remover pads.
"Ahhhhhh!!!" screamed Billie like a four year old girl.
Meanwhile Mike was still searching for the coffee. Then he saw something pink and fuzzy.
"What the fuck?" he whispered.
When he said it the pink thing turned around.
"Ze coffee is mine Mr. Mike" said the thing
"Who are you?" Mike asked
"I am Derek the llama Mr. Mike, the friend of a blonde twatt," Derek replied.
"Ahhh," said Mike "Hey did you just say the coffee was yours?"
"I'll be going now," the llama said
So mike chased Derek the llama over the hills and far way when all of a sudden the llama
disappeared into thin air. Mike scratched his head and looked at his surroundings.
"Huh? Where am I" Mike said to him self.
He saw a mound with a hole in the top of it a few windows and what looked like door.
Then something green with a stick on top of its head walked out.
"Hey dick head!" shouted Mike.
"Eh-oh!" said the green thing "Dipsy will get you!"
"What the fuck?" said Mike.
"Hey Mike over here!" shouted a voice
"It's you!" exclaimed Mike "That llama who stole my coffee!"
"Yeah now get on my back unless you want to be tubby-custard!"
So Mike got on Derek's back and they flew high up into the sky, Mike looked down at the hills he had walked over in search of some coffee. He sighed.
"What's the matter?" asked Derek.
"I didn't get my coffee," he sighed.
Just then Derek stopped out side the window of the house that Green Day were staying in and threw Mike in the window along with a jar of coffee.
"What the hell is going on?" asked Jason, Tre and Billie Joe in unison.
Mike told the gang everything that had happened to him in his search for coffee.
"A talking pink fuzzy llama," said Jason.
"Evil Teletubbies," said Billie Joe.
"Mike I thought I told you to stay away from my donut sprinkles," said Tre.
"Hey I didn't smoke your lettuce!" Mike retaliated.
"Yes you did," said Tre smirking and waggling his finger.
"How would you know any way?" asked Mike.
"Because I said snorting donut sprinkles, I didn't say anything about smoking lettuce," said Tre
"You know for a dumb ass you're pretty smart," said Mike
Tune in next time for the next edition of the story.
Will the evil teletubbies get Mike?
And will the rest of the gang believe Mike's tale?
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