A Tale of Llamas, Coffee, Guylner and a Water Bazooka, chapter 2
"So do you guys believe me or not?" Mike asked the gang.
"Well... you see the thing is... it's kinda..." started Jason.
"Loopy," Tre finished.
"Mike you know you said that the llama was the friend of a blonde," said Billie Joe.
"Yes Derek said that."
"Well where the fuck is this blonde then?" asked Billie.
"Guys I think that Mike is being serious," Tre said.
"I thought it was all loopy," replied Jason.
"Yeah that was before I saw a pink fuzzy llama at the window winking at me," said Tre, sounding a little bit unsure of himself.
"Guys just shut up," said Mike, "The important thing is that I have my coffee."
Later that day Jason and Billie went into town for some coffee and to get away from Tre and Mike going on about llamas.
"God," said Billie, "I think those fucking sprinkles and that lettuce have gone to their heads."
"Mmm likely, hey do you think I should put green food colouring in my water bazooka?" asked Jason.
"It'll be the American Idiot video all over again!" laughed Billie.
"We gotta go to a place that sells the fucking stuff," said Jason.
"Well let's go now, this coffee tastes like shit anyway."
So Billie and Jason trailed round the town in search of food colouring when Jason spotted some in the window so green and colourful
"Billie get your ass here I see it!" exclaimed Jason.
"All right all right I'm coming don't worry," said Billie
"God sake there's five different fucking greens!"
"Just buy all of them and mix them all together," Billie said.
"Wait, how much are they?" asked Jason.
"Just go and get them Jason! Look here's a twenty that's more than plenty enough!"
"Got it!" shouted Jason.
"Right now let's get back to the house and make sure that the two captain llama brains haven't ran away to llama land!" said Billie.
***
"Where the fuck are we?" asked Tre
"This is where the coffee led me last time," said Mike.
"Good thing I brought Jason's trusty water bazooka!" exclaimed Tre.
"Yeah we'll need that for when the evil teletubbies of doom attack 'cos it looks like Derek aint coming," said Mike.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" shouted Tre.
"I think it's a teletubbie but this one's blue!" said Mike.
"Eh-oh! Tinky-Winky sees you!"
"Pfff more like Dinky-Cock!" scoffed Tre.
"Shoot it Tre now!" exclaimed Mike.
"It's empty!" shouted Tre.
The teletubbie came closer and closer and Mike and Tre got more scared.
"Well... you see the thing is... it's kinda..." started Jason.
"Loopy," Tre finished.
"Mike you know you said that the llama was the friend of a blonde," said Billie Joe.
"Yes Derek said that."
"Well where the fuck is this blonde then?" asked Billie.
"Guys I think that Mike is being serious," Tre said.
"I thought it was all loopy," replied Jason.
"Yeah that was before I saw a pink fuzzy llama at the window winking at me," said Tre, sounding a little bit unsure of himself.
"Guys just shut up," said Mike, "The important thing is that I have my coffee."
Later that day Jason and Billie went into town for some coffee and to get away from Tre and Mike going on about llamas.
"God," said Billie, "I think those fucking sprinkles and that lettuce have gone to their heads."
"Mmm likely, hey do you think I should put green food colouring in my water bazooka?" asked Jason.
"It'll be the American Idiot video all over again!" laughed Billie.
"We gotta go to a place that sells the fucking stuff," said Jason.
"Well let's go now, this coffee tastes like shit anyway."
So Billie and Jason trailed round the town in search of food colouring when Jason spotted some in the window so green and colourful
"Billie get your ass here I see it!" exclaimed Jason.
"All right all right I'm coming don't worry," said Billie
"God sake there's five different fucking greens!"
"Just buy all of them and mix them all together," Billie said.
"Wait, how much are they?" asked Jason.
"Just go and get them Jason! Look here's a twenty that's more than plenty enough!"
"Got it!" shouted Jason.
"Right now let's get back to the house and make sure that the two captain llama brains haven't ran away to llama land!" said Billie.
***
"Where the fuck are we?" asked Tre
"This is where the coffee led me last time," said Mike.
"Good thing I brought Jason's trusty water bazooka!" exclaimed Tre.
"Yeah we'll need that for when the evil teletubbies of doom attack 'cos it looks like Derek aint coming," said Mike.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" shouted Tre.
"I think it's a teletubbie but this one's blue!" said Mike.
"Eh-oh! Tinky-Winky sees you!"
"Pfff more like Dinky-Cock!" scoffed Tre.
"Shoot it Tre now!" exclaimed Mike.
"It's empty!" shouted Tre.
The teletubbie came closer and closer and Mike and Tre got more scared.
