A Tale of Llamas, Coffee, Guylner and a Water Bazooka, chapter 3
Last time on a tale of llamas, coffee, guy liner and a water bazooka it seemed like Mike and Tre were doomed to be eaten by an evil teletubbie but will Derek come to the rescue or will something else happen.
Mike and Tre were covering on the ground watching the teletubbie approach them.
"Tre, if we don't get out of this I want you to know you're one of the best friends I could ever ask for," said mike with tears in his eyes.
"Mike it wasn't the neighbours dog who pissed in your car it was me," said Tre.
"You're an asshole," said Mike.
Just then the teletubbie stopped dead in its tracks. It stood there and started sniffing the air.
"What's it doing?" asked Tre.
"Maybe it smells the smell of shite," Mike said.
Then suddenly a flying pie came flying down out of the air.
"Stay there, Derek will be here any minute now," explained the pie.
The teletubbie started to approach the pie; Mike and Tre just sat there watching. The teletubbie took a bite out of Pie Man.
"Psst," a voice said from behind them.
"Derek!" exclaimed Tre.
"Ssshhhhh just get on my back and I'll take you back home," said Derek.
So Mike and Tre did as Derek said and they flew back to the house. Once again Mike was thrown through a window but it was a new experience for Tre.
"Owwww," moaned Tre, "What the fuck did he do that for? There is a door."
"Stop moaning Tre we've got to get this cleaned up before Billie and Jason get back home," said Mike.
"Mike, Tre, why is there a big hole in the wall where the window should be?" shoted Billie from down the stairs.
"Uhhhhh we can explain," said Mike.
"Yeah Mike can explain," said Tre walking out the room.
"Tre come on you've got to help me tell Billie so he doesn't think I'm just high or making it up," pleaded Mike.
"Alright, alright I will," sighed Tre.
"Thanks," said Mike.
"So are you going to tell me?" asked Billie Joe.
Mike and Tre were covering on the ground watching the teletubbie approach them.
"Tre, if we don't get out of this I want you to know you're one of the best friends I could ever ask for," said mike with tears in his eyes.
"Mike it wasn't the neighbours dog who pissed in your car it was me," said Tre.
"You're an asshole," said Mike.
Just then the teletubbie stopped dead in its tracks. It stood there and started sniffing the air.
"What's it doing?" asked Tre.
"Maybe it smells the smell of shite," Mike said.
Then suddenly a flying pie came flying down out of the air.
"Stay there, Derek will be here any minute now," explained the pie.
The teletubbie started to approach the pie; Mike and Tre just sat there watching. The teletubbie took a bite out of Pie Man.
"Psst," a voice said from behind them.
"Derek!" exclaimed Tre.
"Ssshhhhh just get on my back and I'll take you back home," said Derek.
So Mike and Tre did as Derek said and they flew back to the house. Once again Mike was thrown through a window but it was a new experience for Tre.
"Owwww," moaned Tre, "What the fuck did he do that for? There is a door."
"Stop moaning Tre we've got to get this cleaned up before Billie and Jason get back home," said Mike.
"Mike, Tre, why is there a big hole in the wall where the window should be?" shoted Billie from down the stairs.
"Uhhhhh we can explain," said Mike.
"Yeah Mike can explain," said Tre walking out the room.
"Tre come on you've got to help me tell Billie so he doesn't think I'm just high or making it up," pleaded Mike.
"Alright, alright I will," sighed Tre.
"Thanks," said Mike.
"So are you going to tell me?" asked Billie Joe.
