A Tale of Llamas, Coffee, Guylner and a Water Bazooka, chapter 4
"Guys come on just tell me," said Billie.
"You didn't believe me last time," Mike replied.
"Oh the llama thing again," said Jason, "Have you two seen my water bazooka lately?"
"You never had a water bazooka Jason, and Billie there really is a llama but there's a giantpieaswellandhesavedusfromanevilteletubbieandnowmyasshurtsbecauseofthat fuckingllamathrowingmethroughthewindow," said Tre now gasping for air.
"Yeah," said Billie.
Later Mike went for a nap and because Billie had nothing to do he decided to poke Mike with a stick. He didn't wake up, he never did.
"This is boring," he sighed
Little did he know Tre was sneaking up on him with a packet of make-up remover pads.
"Gotcha!" Tre yelled.
"Ahhhh!" Billie screamed, "It burns!"
"Serves you right for not believing me," said Tre.
"I never said I didn't believe you Tre,"
"Yeah but you were thinking it," Tre said smugly.
Meanwhile Mike was getting revenge for not believing them. He took the hose from the garden and turned it on, but he put his finger in the nozzle hole thingy.
He crept closer and closer towards Jason and pulled his trousers away from just enough to fit the hose down. Then he shoved it down Jason's trousers and took his finger away from the end.
Mike ran out of the room shouting, "Jason get to the bloody toilet on time!"
"Mike I'm going to get you so bad for that!" screamed Jason.
"Oh yeah, you and what army?" scoffed Mike.
"You'll see," said Jason taking the hose out of his trousers and spraying Mike with it.
"Looks like you're going to have to clean this up Mike," Jason added walking out of the room.
Later that night Billie and Jason ran into Mike's room screaming, "Mike, Mike we saw it too," and, "Oh my god there really is a llama!"
"See, I told you," said Mike sleepily.
"Actually we didn't," Billie replied.
"So why'd you come through here jumping on me?"
"I told you I'd get you back," smirked Jason.
"You assholes," Mike said falling back to sleep.
What will happen in the next episode? Will Billie and Jason see Derek? Or will it be more pranking the fuck out of each other? Find out next time.
"You didn't believe me last time," Mike replied.
"Oh the llama thing again," said Jason, "Have you two seen my water bazooka lately?"
"You never had a water bazooka Jason, and Billie there really is a llama but there's a giantpieaswellandhesavedusfromanevilteletubbieandnowmyasshurtsbecauseofthat fuckingllamathrowingmethroughthewindow," said Tre now gasping for air.
"Yeah," said Billie.
Later Mike went for a nap and because Billie had nothing to do he decided to poke Mike with a stick. He didn't wake up, he never did.
"This is boring," he sighed
Little did he know Tre was sneaking up on him with a packet of make-up remover pads.
"Gotcha!" Tre yelled.
"Ahhhh!" Billie screamed, "It burns!"
"Serves you right for not believing me," said Tre.
"I never said I didn't believe you Tre,"
"Yeah but you were thinking it," Tre said smugly.
Meanwhile Mike was getting revenge for not believing them. He took the hose from the garden and turned it on, but he put his finger in the nozzle hole thingy.
He crept closer and closer towards Jason and pulled his trousers away from just enough to fit the hose down. Then he shoved it down Jason's trousers and took his finger away from the end.
Mike ran out of the room shouting, "Jason get to the bloody toilet on time!"
"Mike I'm going to get you so bad for that!" screamed Jason.
"Oh yeah, you and what army?" scoffed Mike.
"You'll see," said Jason taking the hose out of his trousers and spraying Mike with it.
"Looks like you're going to have to clean this up Mike," Jason added walking out of the room.
Later that night Billie and Jason ran into Mike's room screaming, "Mike, Mike we saw it too," and, "Oh my god there really is a llama!"
"See, I told you," said Mike sleepily.
"Actually we didn't," Billie replied.
"So why'd you come through here jumping on me?"
"I told you I'd get you back," smirked Jason.
"You assholes," Mike said falling back to sleep.
What will happen in the next episode? Will Billie and Jason see Derek? Or will it be more pranking the fuck out of each other? Find out next time.
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