Chiped Munk, chapter 1
Once upon a time (10 years ago). In a land far, far away(California). There lived 3 magical chipmunks who decided to make up a band. "We can call it Green Day" said one chipmunk. Billie Joe chipmunk had all the good ideas, but no one seemed to listen. It wasn't until after the pot had been smoked that they accepted the idea. Mike had run out of pot first, so he came out of "the state" first. "Awesome!" Mike yelled. John had decided it was a wicked idea as well. As soon as Billie Joe came out of "the state", they were going to get a gig at the old tree stump in the park. Billie Joes mum worked at the hickory pit stump in the park, so they had the connections.
"All is set to go", John said with enthusiasm. Mike had just finished polishing his bass when Billie Joe runs in screaming, stark naked. "What the hell are you doing?" yelled Mike and John. "gettin' pumped up for this event", Billie Joe howled. "You're gonna freeze your nads off you dumbass", John screamed, "We've got a gig in 10 minutes, what is wrong with you!". Mike was hunched over a stool laughing franticlly. "I second that motion" Billie said as he laughed. "We're screwed"! John said to Billie and Mike who were had keeled over on the floor in histerics. "This is not cool" John said, he was ignored. "Arghhhhh!", John yelled. "He's a pirate", Billie yelled. Mike laughed even harder. John had left the room. "Ahh?, shit, ... Johns gone", Billie said. "Billie, are you pondering what im pondering?" Mike asked. Billie Joe burst out in laughter.
The crowd was getting restless and John was no where to be seen. "Where are we gonna find a new drummer in 4 minutes?", Mike asked. "We hold a secret meeting, to the bat cave!" Billie said jokingly. "I know", Mike said. " We'll ask people in the audience". " I like youre thinking private pile", Billie said skepticly.
"It can be done", Billie said. "We just teach them the song and we've got a new drummer", Mike said excitedly. "Lets go" Billie Joe said. And like that, they were gone.
Off to find the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oo.... Wrong wizard. Ah, here we go, to find a drummer. They searched high and low, butt couldn't find a good enough drummer to fill the part. Then out of the blue...... A chipmunk apeared from the shadows. "I'm Tre Cool", he said. "I can play drums". And then Billie smiled.
The band ran as fast as they could back to the stump, but were ambushed by the chipmunks band. "This forest aint big enough fer the 2 of us", the chipmunks growled. "Ow ya, how do you plan to stop us?" Billie said. " With this". the chipmunks appearded to have an attack dog with them. "Shit", Billie muttered. "I'll put them to sleep with my Celine Dion CD", Tre said. "Celine Dion, I choose you", Tre threw a walkman at the chipmunks and the attack dog. The plan worked, the chipmunks and the dog fell asleep.
The band got to the stump and played a stellar performance. The crowd was won over and they had a new band mate. The day was rigorous, but fruitful. Whats in store for Green Day next time?
"All is set to go", John said with enthusiasm. Mike had just finished polishing his bass when Billie Joe runs in screaming, stark naked. "What the hell are you doing?" yelled Mike and John. "gettin' pumped up for this event", Billie Joe howled. "You're gonna freeze your nads off you dumbass", John screamed, "We've got a gig in 10 minutes, what is wrong with you!". Mike was hunched over a stool laughing franticlly. "I second that motion" Billie said as he laughed. "We're screwed"! John said to Billie and Mike who were had keeled over on the floor in histerics. "This is not cool" John said, he was ignored. "Arghhhhh!", John yelled. "He's a pirate", Billie yelled. Mike laughed even harder. John had left the room. "Ahh?, shit, ... Johns gone", Billie said. "Billie, are you pondering what im pondering?" Mike asked. Billie Joe burst out in laughter.
The crowd was getting restless and John was no where to be seen. "Where are we gonna find a new drummer in 4 minutes?", Mike asked. "We hold a secret meeting, to the bat cave!" Billie said jokingly. "I know", Mike said. " We'll ask people in the audience". " I like youre thinking private pile", Billie said skepticly.
"It can be done", Billie said. "We just teach them the song and we've got a new drummer", Mike said excitedly. "Lets go" Billie Joe said. And like that, they were gone.
Off to find the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oo.... Wrong wizard. Ah, here we go, to find a drummer. They searched high and low, butt couldn't find a good enough drummer to fill the part. Then out of the blue...... A chipmunk apeared from the shadows. "I'm Tre Cool", he said. "I can play drums". And then Billie smiled.
The band ran as fast as they could back to the stump, but were ambushed by the chipmunks band. "This forest aint big enough fer the 2 of us", the chipmunks growled. "Ow ya, how do you plan to stop us?" Billie said. " With this". the chipmunks appearded to have an attack dog with them. "Shit", Billie muttered. "I'll put them to sleep with my Celine Dion CD", Tre said. "Celine Dion, I choose you", Tre threw a walkman at the chipmunks and the attack dog. The plan worked, the chipmunks and the dog fell asleep.
The band got to the stump and played a stellar performance. The crowd was won over and they had a new band mate. The day was rigorous, but fruitful. Whats in store for Green Day next time?
