Billie Joe Armstrong The Pickle Boy!, chapter 1
Billie Joe went to his first day in Kindergarten. Some dude came up to him and said: "Haha, your head is shaped like a pickle!" Billie Joe said: "Shut up!"
The dude said: "It's not my fault, your face looks like a pickle!"
Billie Joe said: "Well, at least I'm not a fag!" Then he ran home crying. Poor Billie!
When he got home he told his mom what happened. She said: "Don't listen to those poop faces, 'cause all they do is stick their faces in poo! Billie Joe thought this was funny, so he laughed.
The next day, Billie Joe went to school again. Anyways, the dude came up to him and said: "Pickle arms, pickle legs, pickle face, pickled weiner!"
Billie Joe said: "I wish my head was shaped like a regular shaped head!" He kicked the dude in the face and ran home yet again. On his way home, he was confronted by an angry mob of Kindergarteners. They said: "Where do you think you're going?"
Billie Joe jumped over them and said: "All you guys do is stick your faces in poo! BAHBAHBAH!"
Thenhe ran home... And he actually got home this time.
When he came through the door his mom said: "How was your day hunny?"
Billie Joe screamed: "Horrible! All the kids said I had pickly parts!"
Mom said: "Tomorrow we're going to get reconstuctive surgery on your face so you won't be taunted anymore."
Billie Joe: "YAY!"
The next day Billie Joe went to the hospital and was trying to pick out his new face. The doctor handed him yet another catalogue.
Doctor: "Have you found one you like yet?"
Billie Joe: "Yah, I like this one."
So they got him prepared for surgery and just before he went to the O. R., his mother said some comforting words: "I hope you don't come out looking like a mini MJ!"
During the operation, there was a huge flash of green light. Billie's mom was worried that there had been complications with the surgery. As soon as it was over, the doctor came out looking distraught, with really frizzy hair.
He said: "The surgery was a success!"
Mom: "Yay! I finally have a normal child!"
There was a problem during the surgery, we couldn't get the pickle out of his eyes, the pickle power was just too strong!
Billie Joe walked out of the hospital a few hours later, with a head that was awesome. He lived happily ever after but was still teased occasionally because of his pickled legs and arms.
That's why Billie Joe has green eyes!
The dude said: "It's not my fault, your face looks like a pickle!"
Billie Joe said: "Well, at least I'm not a fag!" Then he ran home crying. Poor Billie!
When he got home he told his mom what happened. She said: "Don't listen to those poop faces, 'cause all they do is stick their faces in poo! Billie Joe thought this was funny, so he laughed.
The next day, Billie Joe went to school again. Anyways, the dude came up to him and said: "Pickle arms, pickle legs, pickle face, pickled weiner!"
Billie Joe said: "I wish my head was shaped like a regular shaped head!" He kicked the dude in the face and ran home yet again. On his way home, he was confronted by an angry mob of Kindergarteners. They said: "Where do you think you're going?"
Billie Joe jumped over them and said: "All you guys do is stick your faces in poo! BAHBAHBAH!"
Thenhe ran home... And he actually got home this time.
When he came through the door his mom said: "How was your day hunny?"
Billie Joe screamed: "Horrible! All the kids said I had pickly parts!"
Mom said: "Tomorrow we're going to get reconstuctive surgery on your face so you won't be taunted anymore."
Billie Joe: "YAY!"
The next day Billie Joe went to the hospital and was trying to pick out his new face. The doctor handed him yet another catalogue.
Doctor: "Have you found one you like yet?"
Billie Joe: "Yah, I like this one."
So they got him prepared for surgery and just before he went to the O. R., his mother said some comforting words: "I hope you don't come out looking like a mini MJ!"
During the operation, there was a huge flash of green light. Billie's mom was worried that there had been complications with the surgery. As soon as it was over, the doctor came out looking distraught, with really frizzy hair.
He said: "The surgery was a success!"
Mom: "Yay! I finally have a normal child!"
There was a problem during the surgery, we couldn't get the pickle out of his eyes, the pickle power was just too strong!
Billie Joe walked out of the hospital a few hours later, with a head that was awesome. He lived happily ever after but was still teased occasionally because of his pickled legs and arms.
That's why Billie Joe has green eyes!
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