Billie Joe Armstrong The Pickle Boy!, chapter 2
Emily's P. O. V.
I hopped out of bed and pulled on my used clothes from last night. I rushed into the bathroom and quickly brushed my teeth and perfectly applied my eyeliner and mascara. Today was going to be the best day of my life.
I ran downstairs, put on my coat and hurried out the door. When I reached my friend Kayla's house, she answered the door and let me inside. We ran up to her room while chatting excitedly.
"Did you bring the tickets?"
"Yup."
"I can't wait."
"Me either."
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Billie Joe's P. O. V.
I went out on stage and started playing my guitar. I knew I looked hot. My eyes scanned the crowd until I saw a girl who was really sexy. I'd say she was about 13. I'd have to come and find her after the show.
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Emily's P. O. V.
"OH MY GOD THAT WAS SOOOO AWESOME!" I screamed.
"I know!"
Me and Kayla were about to walk out of the stadium when a voice behind us said, "Billie Joe would like to know if you girls wouldn't mind coming back stage."
We stared at eachother in amazement before replying, "HOLY SHIT... YES!"
Anyways when we got back stage Billie Joe took me aside and said, "I think you're really hot, would you like to some back to California with me and be my girlfriend?"
I looked at him blankly.
"Don't you have a wife?"
He looked around nervously.
"We... Uhh... We broke up."
That was good enough for me. I looked at him and said, "When do we leave?"
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Emily's P. O. V.
When we got to California, I was so excited. I couldn't believe I was here with Billie Joe!
When we got off the plane, he asked me if I wanted to make out. What do you think I said? DUH! Of course I said yes! After we made out for a while, some reporter dude came up to us.
"Billie Joe, what does it feel like to be a pedophile?"
"I don't care what anyone says, we're in love and no one can take that away from us"
And with that we walked to the nearest bus and tooke it to Billie Joe's house. Billie Joe told me to stay in the car because he had some things to straighten out.
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Billie's P. O. V.
"Billie... Is that you?"
"Yah it's me. I have something to tell you Adie."
"What is it, what's wrong?"
"I'm in love with another woman. I'm sorry it's true love this time."
She stared at me blankly, before picking up the remote and throwing it at my face.
"Ouch!", I squealed while rubbing my nose, "Can you please leave so me and Emily can live here."
"Who's Emily?"
"She's my true love. I'm leaving you and the kids to become a pedophile."
She started crying and kicked me in the crotch before packing her bags and taking the kids out to her car. I crumpled to the floor in pain and watched in horror as a garden knome smashed through the window, covering me in pieces of broken glass. I ran out to the car and told Emily to come inside. We watched movies and wore big sweaters because it was cold from the window being broken.
We lived happily ever after and had many children.
I hopped out of bed and pulled on my used clothes from last night. I rushed into the bathroom and quickly brushed my teeth and perfectly applied my eyeliner and mascara. Today was going to be the best day of my life.
I ran downstairs, put on my coat and hurried out the door. When I reached my friend Kayla's house, she answered the door and let me inside. We ran up to her room while chatting excitedly.
"Did you bring the tickets?"
"Yup."
"I can't wait."
"Me either."
----***----
Billie Joe's P. O. V.
I went out on stage and started playing my guitar. I knew I looked hot. My eyes scanned the crowd until I saw a girl who was really sexy. I'd say she was about 13. I'd have to come and find her after the show.
----***----
Emily's P. O. V.
"OH MY GOD THAT WAS SOOOO AWESOME!" I screamed.
"I know!"
Me and Kayla were about to walk out of the stadium when a voice behind us said, "Billie Joe would like to know if you girls wouldn't mind coming back stage."
We stared at eachother in amazement before replying, "HOLY SHIT... YES!"
Anyways when we got back stage Billie Joe took me aside and said, "I think you're really hot, would you like to some back to California with me and be my girlfriend?"
I looked at him blankly.
"Don't you have a wife?"
He looked around nervously.
"We... Uhh... We broke up."
That was good enough for me. I looked at him and said, "When do we leave?"
----***----
Emily's P. O. V.
When we got to California, I was so excited. I couldn't believe I was here with Billie Joe!
When we got off the plane, he asked me if I wanted to make out. What do you think I said? DUH! Of course I said yes! After we made out for a while, some reporter dude came up to us.
"Billie Joe, what does it feel like to be a pedophile?"
"I don't care what anyone says, we're in love and no one can take that away from us"
And with that we walked to the nearest bus and tooke it to Billie Joe's house. Billie Joe told me to stay in the car because he had some things to straighten out.
----***----
Billie's P. O. V.
"Billie... Is that you?"
"Yah it's me. I have something to tell you Adie."
"What is it, what's wrong?"
"I'm in love with another woman. I'm sorry it's true love this time."
She stared at me blankly, before picking up the remote and throwing it at my face.
"Ouch!", I squealed while rubbing my nose, "Can you please leave so me and Emily can live here."
"Who's Emily?"
"She's my true love. I'm leaving you and the kids to become a pedophile."
She started crying and kicked me in the crotch before packing her bags and taking the kids out to her car. I crumpled to the floor in pain and watched in horror as a garden knome smashed through the window, covering me in pieces of broken glass. I ran out to the car and told Emily to come inside. We watched movies and wore big sweaters because it was cold from the window being broken.
We lived happily ever after and had many children.
