Billie Joe Armstrong The Pickle Boy!, chapter 3
It was a regular morning on Mars. I got up, put on my pickle suit and brushed my teeth with pickle paste. I hurried out the door.
"Bye!" I said to my pickle wife, Adrienne.
"C-ya later" She replied.
I hopped into my pickle mobile and started the engine. I backed up and drove carefully around a few craters before pressing the button labeled "Turbo Speed". Then I heard my pickle phone ring.
"Hello?"
"Bonjour!"
"Tre, stop trying to convince me that you can speak french, that's the only word you know."
"Ok, sorry. Anyway, that's not why I called. There's been a robbery on the moon and they need you there A.S.A.P.!" He exclaimed excitedly.
"Ok i'll be right there. Where are you?"
"At my house on Pluto."
"Oh, are you coming too?" I asked.
"Yah, just give me 10 minutes." He replied.
"K, bye"
I hung up the phone. I searched around my car for the pickle laser and in doing so, crashed into a crater.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed.
"Holy crap what's wrong?" Adrienne asked me, walking into the room.
"I crashed the pickle mobile into a crater and...and..."
"You were having a dream go back to sleep." She said while laughing.
"What time is it?"
"10"
"Are you sure it was a dream?"
"Yup, i'm pretty sure." She was still giggling.
"Stop laughing!" I threw a pillow at her.
This only caused her to laugh more. She picked up the pillow I had thrown at her and beat me in the face with it. "You're an idiot Billie Joe!"
"Bye!" I said to my pickle wife, Adrienne.
"C-ya later" She replied.
I hopped into my pickle mobile and started the engine. I backed up and drove carefully around a few craters before pressing the button labeled "Turbo Speed". Then I heard my pickle phone ring.
"Hello?"
"Bonjour!"
"Tre, stop trying to convince me that you can speak french, that's the only word you know."
"Ok, sorry. Anyway, that's not why I called. There's been a robbery on the moon and they need you there A.S.A.P.!" He exclaimed excitedly.
"Ok i'll be right there. Where are you?"
"At my house on Pluto."
"Oh, are you coming too?" I asked.
"Yah, just give me 10 minutes." He replied.
"K, bye"
I hung up the phone. I searched around my car for the pickle laser and in doing so, crashed into a crater.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed.
"Holy crap what's wrong?" Adrienne asked me, walking into the room.
"I crashed the pickle mobile into a crater and...and..."
"You were having a dream go back to sleep." She said while laughing.
"What time is it?"
"10"
"Are you sure it was a dream?"
"Yup, i'm pretty sure." She was still giggling.
"Stop laughing!" I threw a pillow at her.
This only caused her to laugh more. She picked up the pillow I had thrown at her and beat me in the face with it. "You're an idiot Billie Joe!"
