If Only 3 Survived!!, chapter 1
2005, at New Years Rockin Eve.
Green Day is up on stage performing, its 7:00pm, 5 hours left until the end of one year and the start of a new!
Billie :( starts to sing) "I'm the son of rage and love, the Jesus of Suburbia............"
Meanwhile in the depths of space, a meteor the size of Texas slowly gaining speed, hurls toward the unsuspecting planet of Earth!
Billie: "City of the damned! Lost children with dirty faces today......"
Mike: "HEY!!....... HEY.......!!....... HEY!!....... HEY!!"
3 hours later...at a local coffee place, the band relaxes after an encore performance on stage.
Billie :( takes a sip of coffee) "aaahhh! That's good stuff".
Tre:"Hey guys! Ever wonder what would happen if a meteor hit earth".
Mike:" Everyone would die and the world would be run by apes!!"
Billie:"......................."
Mike:" Why do think "Planet of the Apes" was made? Too warn us!!"
Tre:"I guess!?!" "If everyone died, then the world would be run by dogs!!"
Billie :( doesn't care and continues to drink coffee and scratch himself)
Tre:"Think about it!!" "They humiliate us by sniffing our asses and take dumps on sidewalks for us to clean up!" "They know the world is gonna end for us. Why should they care about us?!"
Billie: "Hey what time is it?"
Mike: "11:30"
Billie: "We should get going!"
Tre: "I gotta take a mad shit first"
Meanwhile in space the meteor is seconds away from hitting mother earth!!
Tre: (in the restroom on the toilet seat) "Oooooooohhhh man!!" "Enchiladas!"
Billie: (walks into restroom and takes a piss) "ooooooooooooooooohhhhh!!"
Mike: (patiently waits) (looks around and notices that the room is empty) "I guess everybody's outside or something? (yells) "Hey guys, hurry the fuck up!"
Tre: "Ok.....I'm done!" "I gotta lay off the enchiladas!"
Billie: (still pissing) "Man how much did I drink?"
Mike: "Guys we got 15 minutes until the end of the new year!"
Tre: (washes hands) "You need help Billie?"
Billie: "Nah I got it." (Impatiently bounces up & down, trys to force all the piss out)
Mike: "Finally! Where's Billie?"
Tre: "Still pissin."
14 long ass minutes pass, unaware that the meteor is 1 minute away from hitting earth! everyone celebrates the birth of a new year!!
Tre:"C'mon Billie"
Billie: (finally finishes) "What was in that coffee?"
Mike: "Fellas, we got 15 seconds left" "Aaaahh"
Billie: (washes hands)
Mike: "Damn! 11 seconds left, mine as well count now."
Tre: "10.......9........8........7........"
Mike: "6.........5......"
Suddenly the meteor closes in on Earth
Mike: "........4........3.........2"
Billie: "I'm finally back!"
Mike: "........1!"
Boom! Off in a distance the meteor crashes and a dust covers the world
Billie, Tre, and Mike are thrown against the wall from the meteors impact and are knocked out cold for several hours!!
Billie: "Oh man what happened?"
Tre: "I think god took a giant shit."
Mike: "What the hell! where is everybody?"
Green Day is up on stage performing, its 7:00pm, 5 hours left until the end of one year and the start of a new!
Billie :( starts to sing) "I'm the son of rage and love, the Jesus of Suburbia............"
Meanwhile in the depths of space, a meteor the size of Texas slowly gaining speed, hurls toward the unsuspecting planet of Earth!
Billie: "City of the damned! Lost children with dirty faces today......"
Mike: "HEY!!....... HEY.......!!....... HEY!!....... HEY!!"
3 hours later...at a local coffee place, the band relaxes after an encore performance on stage.
Billie :( takes a sip of coffee) "aaahhh! That's good stuff".
Tre:"Hey guys! Ever wonder what would happen if a meteor hit earth".
Mike:" Everyone would die and the world would be run by apes!!"
Billie:"......................."
Mike:" Why do think "Planet of the Apes" was made? Too warn us!!"
Tre:"I guess!?!" "If everyone died, then the world would be run by dogs!!"
Billie :( doesn't care and continues to drink coffee and scratch himself)
Tre:"Think about it!!" "They humiliate us by sniffing our asses and take dumps on sidewalks for us to clean up!" "They know the world is gonna end for us. Why should they care about us?!"
Billie: "Hey what time is it?"
Mike: "11:30"
Billie: "We should get going!"
Tre: "I gotta take a mad shit first"
Meanwhile in space the meteor is seconds away from hitting mother earth!!
Tre: (in the restroom on the toilet seat) "Oooooooohhhh man!!" "Enchiladas!"
Billie: (walks into restroom and takes a piss) "ooooooooooooooooohhhhh!!"
Mike: (patiently waits) (looks around and notices that the room is empty) "I guess everybody's outside or something? (yells) "Hey guys, hurry the fuck up!"
Tre: "Ok.....I'm done!" "I gotta lay off the enchiladas!"
Billie: (still pissing) "Man how much did I drink?"
Mike: "Guys we got 15 minutes until the end of the new year!"
Tre: (washes hands) "You need help Billie?"
Billie: "Nah I got it." (Impatiently bounces up & down, trys to force all the piss out)
Mike: "Finally! Where's Billie?"
Tre: "Still pissin."
14 long ass minutes pass, unaware that the meteor is 1 minute away from hitting earth! everyone celebrates the birth of a new year!!
Tre:"C'mon Billie"
Billie: (finally finishes) "What was in that coffee?"
Mike: "Fellas, we got 15 seconds left" "Aaaahh"
Billie: (washes hands)
Mike: "Damn! 11 seconds left, mine as well count now."
Tre: "10.......9........8........7........"
Mike: "6.........5......"
Suddenly the meteor closes in on Earth
Mike: "........4........3.........2"
Billie: "I'm finally back!"
Mike: "........1!"
Boom! Off in a distance the meteor crashes and a dust covers the world
Billie, Tre, and Mike are thrown against the wall from the meteors impact and are knocked out cold for several hours!!
Billie: "Oh man what happened?"
Tre: "I think god took a giant shit."
Mike: "What the hell! where is everybody?"
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