Rock and Roll Girlfriend and another Ex-Wife -The Missie Cool Story-, chapter 3
"Lunch time!" I bellowed throwing open the doors to the lunch room. All six of us scurried over to the lunch line, but Billie Joe managed to trip me up, and I landed on top of Tre.
"Why hello. Nice of you to, em, Drop by!" Tre said in a funny accent. I had to lay there for a while, It was nice.
"GET OFF OF HIM AND GET IN LINE MELISSA!" The grumpy lunch supervisor screamed at me. I quickly got to my feet and got into line behind Billie Joe who was laughing his ass off. I scowled at him. He knew I was going to land on Tre if he tripped me up. Damn him.
When we all got our lunch, we sat at our usual table. The one closest to the emergency exit, because Billie and Mike thought it was funny to open it, and run in and out of it. Don't ask me why, boys at that age are just weird. "Im dropping out of school," Billie informed us. We all groaned.
"You say this every day Billie Joe, but you haven't done it yet, and it's only 2 months until graduation," Sharona sighed, tipping her milk over. We all watched boredly as the white liquid slowly crawled down the table.
"Yeah well, I did it, Im out of school next week. Gotta devote more time to the band ya know," he sighed. We all sighed in response, until Tre broke the silence.
"IM GOING TO CLOWN SCHOOL!" he shouted. We all laughed.
"I thought you weren't going to do that after your accident!" Sharona jeered, grinning evilly.
"What accident?" I asked. Tre flew on top of Sharona, cupping his hand over her mouth.
"Hif unificle acfidentf...Twe! Wet gof!" Sharona struggled to respond.
"Unicycle?" Sheena questioned.
"Yef! Unufuckle. Twey...Fuck! Git eff!" Sharona said still struggling. The bell rang, and Tre released his grip on Sharona. We all ran to get to class.
***
2 months passed. We had all graduated, and Tre decided against going to clown school because the band, Sweet Children was starting to make it's mark in the Bay area, and they had released their first record. Tre...oh my god Tre. I had the biggest crush on him, and we flirted viciously every time we were together. All of my friends swore I was his perfect match. We were both equally perverted, equally hyper, and sometimes equally annoying.
"LET'S PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE!" Tre yelled
"Frankie, what the hell?" Sharona questioned.
"THE NAME'S TRE!" He slurred.
"Ok 'TRE', what the hell? Why are we going to play spin the bottle?" she asked.
"Because I'm drunk!" he replied.
"Heck yes! So am I!" I yelled running over to Tre. "Let's get it on babay." I ran my fingers through his newly dyed green hair.
"Ooh yeah!" he responded to my flirtatiousness.
"Whatever you guys," Sharona sighed.
Tre grabbed an empty beer bottle and put it on the floor of Billie's kitchen as we all sat down around it. "I'll go first!" Tre yelled. Everyone rolled their eyes, this was Tre and my favorite game besides truth or dare, because we always got to do something overly outrageous. Tre focused on the bottle, and gave it one good spin. The bottle spun around three times and landed on...
"Why hello. Nice of you to, em, Drop by!" Tre said in a funny accent. I had to lay there for a while, It was nice.
"GET OFF OF HIM AND GET IN LINE MELISSA!" The grumpy lunch supervisor screamed at me. I quickly got to my feet and got into line behind Billie Joe who was laughing his ass off. I scowled at him. He knew I was going to land on Tre if he tripped me up. Damn him.
When we all got our lunch, we sat at our usual table. The one closest to the emergency exit, because Billie and Mike thought it was funny to open it, and run in and out of it. Don't ask me why, boys at that age are just weird. "Im dropping out of school," Billie informed us. We all groaned.
"You say this every day Billie Joe, but you haven't done it yet, and it's only 2 months until graduation," Sharona sighed, tipping her milk over. We all watched boredly as the white liquid slowly crawled down the table.
"Yeah well, I did it, Im out of school next week. Gotta devote more time to the band ya know," he sighed. We all sighed in response, until Tre broke the silence.
"IM GOING TO CLOWN SCHOOL!" he shouted. We all laughed.
"I thought you weren't going to do that after your accident!" Sharona jeered, grinning evilly.
"What accident?" I asked. Tre flew on top of Sharona, cupping his hand over her mouth.
"Hif unificle acfidentf...Twe! Wet gof!" Sharona struggled to respond.
"Unicycle?" Sheena questioned.
"Yef! Unufuckle. Twey...Fuck! Git eff!" Sharona said still struggling. The bell rang, and Tre released his grip on Sharona. We all ran to get to class.
***
2 months passed. We had all graduated, and Tre decided against going to clown school because the band, Sweet Children was starting to make it's mark in the Bay area, and they had released their first record. Tre...oh my god Tre. I had the biggest crush on him, and we flirted viciously every time we were together. All of my friends swore I was his perfect match. We were both equally perverted, equally hyper, and sometimes equally annoying.
"LET'S PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE!" Tre yelled
"Frankie, what the hell?" Sharona questioned.
"THE NAME'S TRE!" He slurred.
"Ok 'TRE', what the hell? Why are we going to play spin the bottle?" she asked.
"Because I'm drunk!" he replied.
"Heck yes! So am I!" I yelled running over to Tre. "Let's get it on babay." I ran my fingers through his newly dyed green hair.
"Ooh yeah!" he responded to my flirtatiousness.
"Whatever you guys," Sharona sighed.
Tre grabbed an empty beer bottle and put it on the floor of Billie's kitchen as we all sat down around it. "I'll go first!" Tre yelled. Everyone rolled their eyes, this was Tre and my favorite game besides truth or dare, because we always got to do something overly outrageous. Tre focused on the bottle, and gave it one good spin. The bottle spun around three times and landed on...
