Freaky Green Day, chapter 1

Green Day and Blink 182 were doing a punk rock show.
When they finished, they all got totally pissed.

They were in the dressing room, drinking tonnes of beer and wine.
"Oh man... I need to pee..." Tre squealed, hiccuping.

Billie Joe threw an empty bottle over to him.

"Just go in that, fucker..." he said.
(Just remember, they were drunk)

"But its too small... I really need to go!" moaned Tre.

Travis, from Blink 182 walked over and put his arm around Tre.

"Tre... We're drummers... we're best buddies..." he said in a drunk voice.

"Get the fuck off me!" Tre laughed, pushing Travis on the floor.

"Tre? I thought what we had was special!" Travis laughed imiatating a girl.
Tre kicked him.

Mike and Tom were sitting down arguing which was better, rock music or rock music?

Suddenly, a bouncer came in, followed by a 50 year old woman.

"Excuse me guys, uh... This is one of your fans... That got backstage passes..." the bouncer said trying not to laugh at them.

"Send him in!" yelled Billie Joe.

"Its a woman."

"Ooooooh!" Tre shouted, he smiled. But as soon as he saw the old woman, his smile dropped.

"Oh fucking hell, this bitch is old!" he yelled.

In their drunkness, they began to shout at the woman.

"Well! You're all obviously bastards! And I'm a big fan! Just becauseI'm old!"

She began to walk out the door.

"You'll be sorry! I promise!"
She walked out.

THE NEXT MORNING, AFTER THEY ALL FELL ASLEEP.

Tre woke up first, he felt strange, like his hair was spiked up and he was slightly thinner.
He looked at himself.
"What the fuck? I didn't wear this last night!"

He got up and looked in the mirror.

"AAAAAAAAAAAGH!" somehow, over night, he had transformed into Travis!
But Tre looked at himself in the corner sleeping, they had switched bodies!