Billie Joe And Adrienne In "Ha Ha You're Dead", chapter 1

Well, it was just another day in the recording studio and Billie Joe was teaching Adrienne how to play Boulevard of Broken Dreams on his best guitar, when in came the FBI.
"This is Agent Faggot and I'm Agent 0077777777777," said one of the guys.
Adrienne reached down slowly, pretending to fix her shoe, and pulled out a pistol. Billie Joe grabbed it and with one shot knocked the guns out of the Special Agents' hands (sadly a couple of their fingers came with them!!).
Mike came in, saw the Agents and stabbed Faggot with one hand and twisted the nipple of 0077777777777 with the other.
Now it was Tre's turn!! He grabbed the drum sticks from the table next to Adrienne and start to drum the backs of the Agents' to the rhythm of "American Idiot".
Adrienne grabbed a bazooka and (as soon as Tre and Mike got out of the way), shot at the two agents!!
Billie Joe shouted "So what did you want?" to the still alive (barely) Agent Faggot.
"Your, your book on 'Guns and How to Use Them' handbook was overdue from the library," he gasped, coughing.
"Oops," giggled Adrienne as he collapsed.