Tre Cool As The New United States Prezident, chapter 1
It was a normal, random day for Tre today. But yet something grateful happened. Current Prezident George Dubyah Bush was at the end of his presidency. Bored, Tre turned the tube on, and watched the news.
''And today is the end of Bush's presidency. So far, not one person has been nominated.''
''WOOOOT!!!'' Tre screamed while jumping up. He immediately called Billie.
''What Tre?''
''Turn the news on, turn the news on!''
''Okay sheesh.'' Billie watched for a moment, then exclaimed,
''Yes! About (beep)ing time!''
''And no one's been nominated!''
''Tre, I nominate you.''
''Wooo no more Bush no more Bush-huh?''
''I said, I nominate you for the next president.''
''Really.''
''I'm (beep)ing serious.''
''No you're not Billie. What about the band?''
''We can play at like what are they called, uh political parties!''
''Billie, you have got to be kidding me.''
''I kid you not!'' Tre thought for a moment, then Billie said,
''I triple dog dare you to run.''
''Damn. Now I have to!''
''Hahaha! Well, I'll call Mike and tell him the good news.''
''Okay bye.''
''Bye.''
WILL TRE RUN FOR PRESIDENT??? WAS BILLIE BEING SERIOUS???? I BET YOU THOUGHT THIS CHAPTER WAS OVER! WELL IT'S NOT, SO SCROLL DOWN IDIOT!
It was three days later, and Billie and Tre were over at Mike's house.
''Where do I go to like, be officially nominated?'' Tre said.
''I have no clue.'' Both Mike and Billie said.
One Week Later
Tre had gotten officially nominated, and only one other person was nominated. That person happened to be Zoe Stevens, someone who no one even heard of before. She also supported Bush before, and hated Green Day.
One Month Later
''So Tre, nervous about the big speech tomorrow?'' Claudia asked.
''Heck yeah I'm nervous.'' Frankito ran up to Tre, hugged him and said,
''Daddy, I hope you're gonna be the new president.''
''Me too.'' Frankito hugged Claudia, and said,
''Mommy are you gonna vote for Daddy?''
''What do you think?''
''I dunno.'' Then Frankito ran off to his room.
''Let me hear the speech.'' Claudia said. Tre cleared his throat, and read off of the paper,
''Why should you vote for me, Tre Cool? I've asked my bandmates what I should put on this speech, and one said to say that I should improve music classes at schools all over the country. Which I completely agree with. Music is what we listen to to feel better, so if more people feel better of more music at schools, more people would act better, then there wouldn't be as many (beep)holes, therefore the States would be a better place. I then asked my other bandmate what to put. He said that I should say that if I was President, I would.........'' Once he was done, Claudia was almost asleep.
''So?''
''Huh what? Oh, it's good. Just take out the cussing.''
''But that's what makes it so perfect!''
''Okay whatever.''
After The Speeches, Voting And All Of The Chaotic Political Stuff Was Over
Tre, and all of his closest buddies and family were at the ceremony for announcing the next president, along with Zoe Stevens.
''And the new president of the United States of America is.....Tre Cool?!'' The announcer said, confused. Tre screamed with joy, and kept saying, ''(Beep) yes! Hell ya woo hoo go Tre, go Tre it's your birthday, it's your birthday! YES!'' He walked over, shook Zoe's hand and said, ''I won haha you didn't! WOO HOO! Go Tre!'' He then started his victory dance.
''Uh Tre?'' Billie said.
''That's Mr. President Cool to you!''
''You might wanna go get the official paper thingy.''
''Oh yeah huh? YES!'' He ran up to the person, and snatched the form out of his hand. He held it up in the air, and said into the microphone,
''Hey I wanna thank all of you freaking awesome peoples who voted for me. You all made a very good decision. WOO HOO!''
''And today is the end of Bush's presidency. So far, not one person has been nominated.''
''WOOOOT!!!'' Tre screamed while jumping up. He immediately called Billie.
''What Tre?''
''Turn the news on, turn the news on!''
''Okay sheesh.'' Billie watched for a moment, then exclaimed,
''Yes! About (beep)ing time!''
''And no one's been nominated!''
''Tre, I nominate you.''
''Wooo no more Bush no more Bush-huh?''
''I said, I nominate you for the next president.''
''Really.''
''I'm (beep)ing serious.''
''No you're not Billie. What about the band?''
''We can play at like what are they called, uh political parties!''
''Billie, you have got to be kidding me.''
''I kid you not!'' Tre thought for a moment, then Billie said,
''I triple dog dare you to run.''
''Damn. Now I have to!''
''Hahaha! Well, I'll call Mike and tell him the good news.''
''Okay bye.''
''Bye.''
WILL TRE RUN FOR PRESIDENT??? WAS BILLIE BEING SERIOUS???? I BET YOU THOUGHT THIS CHAPTER WAS OVER! WELL IT'S NOT, SO SCROLL DOWN IDIOT!
It was three days later, and Billie and Tre were over at Mike's house.
''Where do I go to like, be officially nominated?'' Tre said.
''I have no clue.'' Both Mike and Billie said.
One Week Later
Tre had gotten officially nominated, and only one other person was nominated. That person happened to be Zoe Stevens, someone who no one even heard of before. She also supported Bush before, and hated Green Day.
One Month Later
''So Tre, nervous about the big speech tomorrow?'' Claudia asked.
''Heck yeah I'm nervous.'' Frankito ran up to Tre, hugged him and said,
''Daddy, I hope you're gonna be the new president.''
''Me too.'' Frankito hugged Claudia, and said,
''Mommy are you gonna vote for Daddy?''
''What do you think?''
''I dunno.'' Then Frankito ran off to his room.
''Let me hear the speech.'' Claudia said. Tre cleared his throat, and read off of the paper,
''Why should you vote for me, Tre Cool? I've asked my bandmates what I should put on this speech, and one said to say that I should improve music classes at schools all over the country. Which I completely agree with. Music is what we listen to to feel better, so if more people feel better of more music at schools, more people would act better, then there wouldn't be as many (beep)holes, therefore the States would be a better place. I then asked my other bandmate what to put. He said that I should say that if I was President, I would.........'' Once he was done, Claudia was almost asleep.
''So?''
''Huh what? Oh, it's good. Just take out the cussing.''
''But that's what makes it so perfect!''
''Okay whatever.''
After The Speeches, Voting And All Of The Chaotic Political Stuff Was Over
Tre, and all of his closest buddies and family were at the ceremony for announcing the next president, along with Zoe Stevens.
''And the new president of the United States of America is.....Tre Cool?!'' The announcer said, confused. Tre screamed with joy, and kept saying, ''(Beep) yes! Hell ya woo hoo go Tre, go Tre it's your birthday, it's your birthday! YES!'' He walked over, shook Zoe's hand and said, ''I won haha you didn't! WOO HOO! Go Tre!'' He then started his victory dance.
''Uh Tre?'' Billie said.
''That's Mr. President Cool to you!''
''You might wanna go get the official paper thingy.''
''Oh yeah huh? YES!'' He ran up to the person, and snatched the form out of his hand. He held it up in the air, and said into the microphone,
''Hey I wanna thank all of you freaking awesome peoples who voted for me. You all made a very good decision. WOO HOO!''
