Why are you in my life?, chapter 2
I walked into the building I worked in and jumped over the counter. I work at a Music shop by the way. "Hey Ash." Riverz said smiling. He was ringing up a My Chemical Romance CD for two girls. "Here's your change, thanks for coming." he said pulling out a fake smile. "Hey Riv, guess what happened to me on my way here." I said smiling from ear to ear. "What?" he asked. "Okay well after I dropped Emma off a Anna's house, I started running down the streets to get here, then Boom! I run into somebody. Guess who it was!" I said getting excited. "Who?! Tell me woman!" he said getting annoyed. "Mike Dirnt!" I screamed. "Your such a liar." He said crossing his arms. "I sear to fucking god!" I said. "Swear on Emma." he said.
"I swear on Emma!" I said. "Oh my god, your serious!" he said. "Yeah!" I said now jumping up and down. "AHHHHH!" We screamed together. Just to let you know, Riverz is not gay! He may act like it, but he's not! Just then someone walked in. "Mike?" I asked. The person turned around and smiled. It was Mike. "Hey Ashlee." He said walking towards the counter. I turned to Riverz and his mouth dropped. "What are you doing here?" I asked shocked to see him. "I want your number too, ya know." He said. "Oh my bad, Riv get me a pen please." I said looking at him again. "Uh Yeah, here." he stuttered handing me a pen. "Hi, Mike Dirnt." Mike said sticking his hand out to him. Riverz looked at his hand for a second and then shook it.
"Uh Riverz Grant." He said almost drooling. "Alright, Let go of his hand now." I said elbowing Riverz in the ribs. He dropped his hand fast and blushed. "Here." I said handing Mike my number. "Thank ya." He said. "How'd you know I worked her anyway?" I asked. "I saw you walk in here." He said grinning slyly. "Stalker." I teased. "Oh whatever." He said. The TV was turned on and Basket Case was on. "Heck yes!" Riverz said doing that fist thing from Napolean Dynamite. "Wheres my flippin' chapstick?" I asked turning to him. "I dunno Napolean." he said smiling. "But my lips hurt real bad Pedro!" I complained. "Call Chip and ask him!" he said.
"That Butthole doesn't know anything!" I said. "Go ask the nurse, I know she has like 20 sticks in her droor! And then get me some freakin' tots!" he yelled. "Eww I don't want any from her sick-o! Get off your fat butt and get your own Tots!" I ended it right there, I turned back to Mike and he was smiling like mad. "Heh, Yeah, our little inside joke." I muttered. "Uh-huh sure." he said chuckling. "God flipping idiot." Riverz muttered holding in the laughter. "Hey who can I be?" Mike asked. "You can be Uncle Rico!" Riverz said laughing like a mad man. "Hell no, that guys old and crusty." Mike said smiling still. "Crustay!" I said laughing. Our laughter lasted for about ten minutes until someone walked in. It was Billie Joe!
"I swear on Emma!" I said. "Oh my god, your serious!" he said. "Yeah!" I said now jumping up and down. "AHHHHH!" We screamed together. Just to let you know, Riverz is not gay! He may act like it, but he's not! Just then someone walked in. "Mike?" I asked. The person turned around and smiled. It was Mike. "Hey Ashlee." He said walking towards the counter. I turned to Riverz and his mouth dropped. "What are you doing here?" I asked shocked to see him. "I want your number too, ya know." He said. "Oh my bad, Riv get me a pen please." I said looking at him again. "Uh Yeah, here." he stuttered handing me a pen. "Hi, Mike Dirnt." Mike said sticking his hand out to him. Riverz looked at his hand for a second and then shook it.
"Uh Riverz Grant." He said almost drooling. "Alright, Let go of his hand now." I said elbowing Riverz in the ribs. He dropped his hand fast and blushed. "Here." I said handing Mike my number. "Thank ya." He said. "How'd you know I worked her anyway?" I asked. "I saw you walk in here." He said grinning slyly. "Stalker." I teased. "Oh whatever." He said. The TV was turned on and Basket Case was on. "Heck yes!" Riverz said doing that fist thing from Napolean Dynamite. "Wheres my flippin' chapstick?" I asked turning to him. "I dunno Napolean." he said smiling. "But my lips hurt real bad Pedro!" I complained. "Call Chip and ask him!" he said.
"That Butthole doesn't know anything!" I said. "Go ask the nurse, I know she has like 20 sticks in her droor! And then get me some freakin' tots!" he yelled. "Eww I don't want any from her sick-o! Get off your fat butt and get your own Tots!" I ended it right there, I turned back to Mike and he was smiling like mad. "Heh, Yeah, our little inside joke." I muttered. "Uh-huh sure." he said chuckling. "God flipping idiot." Riverz muttered holding in the laughter. "Hey who can I be?" Mike asked. "You can be Uncle Rico!" Riverz said laughing like a mad man. "Hell no, that guys old and crusty." Mike said smiling still. "Crustay!" I said laughing. Our laughter lasted for about ten minutes until someone walked in. It was Billie Joe!
