Apparently, Love Hates Me, chapter 3
One of them whistled as I got into the car.
"Wow man, we send you to Vegas for 3 days and already you go and get married?!" the guy with the white hair had said. Oh no he saw my ring.
"Your married?!" Billie Joe asked puzzled.
"NO! Its just a promise ring from my boyfriend. Besides I'm only 17!" I told him.
Both Billie Joe and I fell silent remembering the kiss earlier. Finally one of them spoke.
"Well she sure is hot!" the other one said
"Shut up Tre!" Billie hissed back. His name was Tre. Interesting.
"So are you going to introduce us to this foxy momma?" the one with the white hair asked
"OH. Chrissy this is Mike. Mike this is Chrissy" so his name was Mike.
"And that's Tre" Billie Joe said rolling his eyes. I laughed.
"So I promised Chrissy that we'd give her a ride to Malibu bec-" Billie Joe was cut off by Tre
"MALIBU? I'M NOT DRIVING ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING MALIBU!" Tre yelled. Billie sighed.
"Tre if you didn't cut me off you would've heard the rest of the story. Her mom just died so she has to go over there and do stuff." Billie stated.
"Oh." Tre calmed down "Well in that case Malibu here we come"
* * *
At funeral home, Billie and I walked up to the front desk.
"Welcome to Sunny Flower Funeral Home! How may we help you today?" the man asked
"Yeah I'm Christina White and I'm here to get everything ready for my moms funeral" I told him
"Can you give me your mothers name?" he asked
"Elizabeth White" I told him. This was getting boring. The man typed... And typed. He had a look of frustration on his face. This was making me frustrated. He STILL typed.
"Ooooo. Looks like your a week late" he told me
"WHAT?!" I asked confused and angry.
"Yeah the funeral of Mrs. Elizabeth White was last Sunday." That's it. That was the final straw.
"Well, I was the one running it why didn't you call me when I didn't show up?!" I yelled. The man looked away. He seemed scared of my anger.
"I'm sorry miss that's not my job" the man lied. I was sick of his lies. "Come on Billie Joe. I'm leaving!" I said walking out. Billie Joe gave the man a dirty look then walked out behind me. We both got into the car. Both Mike and Tre saw my angry expression on my face
"What did u do know Billie? Slap her dead mother?" Tre asked
"Shut up Tre.
"What happened?" both Tre and Mike asked.
"I just found out that my mothers funeral was Last Sunday and not this Sunday" I told them now starting to cry. Billie Joe put his arm around my shoulders trying to comfort me.
"Ugh. That's why my aunt called saying it was lovely and asked me why I didn't go but I thought she was just old and crazy." I said between tears.
"I wasn't there when she died in the hospital and now I missed her funeral. She must think I'm horrible" I said
"Now that's not true" Mike said
"Then what about the man at the desk? He looked like he was about to call the cops!" I said wiping my eyes.
"He was a jackass" Billie Joe stated. I laughed. It WAS true.
"This was a total waste of my time" Tre sighed under his breath while starting the car
"TRE! SHUT THE HELL UP!" Billie Joe yelled
"What could you possibly do that more important than this?" Mike asked him
"Oh well there's one thing." Tre trailed off
"Masturbation DOES NOT count" Mike interrupted him. Billie Joe's arm slowly moved down to Chrissy's waist. Chrissy looked up at Billie and smiled...
"Wow man, we send you to Vegas for 3 days and already you go and get married?!" the guy with the white hair had said. Oh no he saw my ring.
"Your married?!" Billie Joe asked puzzled.
"NO! Its just a promise ring from my boyfriend. Besides I'm only 17!" I told him.
Both Billie Joe and I fell silent remembering the kiss earlier. Finally one of them spoke.
"Well she sure is hot!" the other one said
"Shut up Tre!" Billie hissed back. His name was Tre. Interesting.
"So are you going to introduce us to this foxy momma?" the one with the white hair asked
"OH. Chrissy this is Mike. Mike this is Chrissy" so his name was Mike.
"And that's Tre" Billie Joe said rolling his eyes. I laughed.
"So I promised Chrissy that we'd give her a ride to Malibu bec-" Billie Joe was cut off by Tre
"MALIBU? I'M NOT DRIVING ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING MALIBU!" Tre yelled. Billie sighed.
"Tre if you didn't cut me off you would've heard the rest of the story. Her mom just died so she has to go over there and do stuff." Billie stated.
"Oh." Tre calmed down "Well in that case Malibu here we come"
* * *
At funeral home, Billie and I walked up to the front desk.
"Welcome to Sunny Flower Funeral Home! How may we help you today?" the man asked
"Yeah I'm Christina White and I'm here to get everything ready for my moms funeral" I told him
"Can you give me your mothers name?" he asked
"Elizabeth White" I told him. This was getting boring. The man typed... And typed. He had a look of frustration on his face. This was making me frustrated. He STILL typed.
"Ooooo. Looks like your a week late" he told me
"WHAT?!" I asked confused and angry.
"Yeah the funeral of Mrs. Elizabeth White was last Sunday." That's it. That was the final straw.
"Well, I was the one running it why didn't you call me when I didn't show up?!" I yelled. The man looked away. He seemed scared of my anger.
"I'm sorry miss that's not my job" the man lied. I was sick of his lies. "Come on Billie Joe. I'm leaving!" I said walking out. Billie Joe gave the man a dirty look then walked out behind me. We both got into the car. Both Mike and Tre saw my angry expression on my face
"What did u do know Billie? Slap her dead mother?" Tre asked
"Shut up Tre.
"What happened?" both Tre and Mike asked.
"I just found out that my mothers funeral was Last Sunday and not this Sunday" I told them now starting to cry. Billie Joe put his arm around my shoulders trying to comfort me.
"Ugh. That's why my aunt called saying it was lovely and asked me why I didn't go but I thought she was just old and crazy." I said between tears.
"I wasn't there when she died in the hospital and now I missed her funeral. She must think I'm horrible" I said
"Now that's not true" Mike said
"Then what about the man at the desk? He looked like he was about to call the cops!" I said wiping my eyes.
"He was a jackass" Billie Joe stated. I laughed. It WAS true.
"This was a total waste of my time" Tre sighed under his breath while starting the car
"TRE! SHUT THE HELL UP!" Billie Joe yelled
"What could you possibly do that more important than this?" Mike asked him
"Oh well there's one thing." Tre trailed off
"Masturbation DOES NOT count" Mike interrupted him. Billie Joe's arm slowly moved down to Chrissy's waist. Chrissy looked up at Billie and smiled...
