Apparently, Love Hates Me, chapter 4
<p>Tre pulled up into the driveway to their two bedroom apartment. Chrissy and Billie Joe were both asleep, his hand still on her waist. Tre honked the horn and both him and Mike looked back into the back seat to look at Billie Joe and Chrissy as they sat up strait with their eyeswide open. Mike and Tre laughed.
<br />"That never gets old" Mike said laughing as he and Tre got out of the car. Chrissy undid her seatbelt and got out.<br /> "Not funny guys!" she said. They all looked at her.<br />"Someone put water on my ehad. who did it?!" she asked them all. <br />Billie Joe sleepily got out of the car rubbing her head.<br />
"Oops. Sorry that was me....I kinda drooled" He said walkign towards the door.<br />"EWW.Thanks alot Billie Joe" she said disgusted.<br /> "Anytime" Billie Joe laughed. <br />"Egh. Do you guys mind if I take a shower?" She asked them giving Billie Joe the evil eye.<br /> "Ummm. no sue go ahead." Mike told her.<br /> "Cool thanks."</p>
<p>Mike opened the door and both him and Tre disappeared into the little apartment. Chrissy walked in behind the rest of them.</p>
<p>"Woah!!! it freakin smel..woah.. I need some air..." Chrissy said as she ran back outside.<br /> "Does it really smell that bad?" Billie asked her.<br />"Uhuh....its like..I can't even describe it!!" She said trying to breath.</p>
<p>She went into the car and got one of her suitcases. She opened it and rumaged around through it trying to find something.<br /> "Ahah! I found it!" She said as she held up a bottle of body spray.<br /> Billie Joe sighed. Chrissy walked into the house and started spraying everywhere she could.<br />
"WOAH!! Waht do you think you're doing??!" Mike asked her.<br />"Making your house smell better" she told him.<br />"I don't need my house smelling like some little girly store." Mike glared at her.<br />Chrissy didn't listen. she kept on spraying to her delight.<br />"I think you've sprayed pretty much everything" Billie said laughing.<br /> "Nope. Not yet." Chrissy said still spraying around the house. Mike Tre and Billie Joe all started choking jokingly.<br />"Oh shut up guys." Chrissy told them as she put the cap back on to her spray.<br /> "Great now I smell fruity!!" Tre exclaimed running out of the house.<br />"I need air!!!" Mike said running with him. Billie Joe layed dead on the floor.</p>
<p>"Oh darn. Billie joe's dead. Oh well. I guess I better chop him up and throw him down the garbage disposal." Chrissy said as she grabbed onto his wrists and dragged him into the kitchen and by the sink. She sarted the garbage disposal and Billie Joe jumped right up.<br /> "I don't want to play this game anymore" Billei Joe stated giving in. <br />"What a releif. That's such a hot body to just throw away..."Chrissy sighed.<br /> "OO was that a compliment?" Billie Joe asked her<br />"No. It wasn't" She told him. Billie Joe frowned.</p>
<p>Chrissy tried to find a spot on the couch without being eaten by all the piles of stuff everywhere.<br /> "Ugh what's that smell?! I thoguht I sprayed everything.."Chrissy said sticking up her nose.<br />"Oh sorry" Billie Joe said as he picked up the big pile of dirty clothes laying on the couch.<br /> "Thats disgusting Billie..How do you live here?" She asked.<br />"Easy. Just wear a clothespin on your nose." He said picking up a clothespin.<br />Chrissy sighed. Billie Joe laughed. Chrissy was pretty sure she was engulfed by the couch by now.</p>
<p>It had been a long day and Mike was somewhere while tre was fast asleep in his room. Billie Joe and Chrissy sat on the couch watching tv. Billie slowly moved his fingers up her shoulder. She nudged him off. He did it again and this time she gigled then punched Billie Joe onto the floor.<br />"HEY! what was that for??!!!" Billie Joe yelled rubbing his arm.<br /> "I don't like to be tickled" Chrissy told Billie.<br />"Oh...well I don't care. I like to tickle." he said as he pushed her onto thefloor and started tickling her.<br /> "Stop it I can't breathe" Chrissy said gasping for air. She held her breath and closed her eyes. She stopped moving. Billie Joe's eyes grew big as he stopped tickling her. Billie Joe slowly got up and went into the bathroom.</p>
<p>Mike walked out to see what all the commotion was.Chrissy sat up.<br /> "What happened" She asked Mike.<br /> "I don't know..what happened?"<br />"Well Billie Joe kept tickling me and I pretended to die and he just ran off!" she told Mike<br />"Oh..I see..." Mike said trailing off.<br />"Well?" Chrissy asked him.</p>
<br />"That never gets old" Mike said laughing as he and Tre got out of the car. Chrissy undid her seatbelt and got out.<br /> "Not funny guys!" she said. They all looked at her.<br />"Someone put water on my ehad. who did it?!" she asked them all. <br />Billie Joe sleepily got out of the car rubbing her head.<br />
"Oops. Sorry that was me....I kinda drooled" He said walkign towards the door.<br />"EWW.Thanks alot Billie Joe" she said disgusted.<br /> "Anytime" Billie Joe laughed. <br />"Egh. Do you guys mind if I take a shower?" She asked them giving Billie Joe the evil eye.<br /> "Ummm. no sue go ahead." Mike told her.<br /> "Cool thanks."</p>
<p>Mike opened the door and both him and Tre disappeared into the little apartment. Chrissy walked in behind the rest of them.</p>
<p>"Woah!!! it freakin smel..woah.. I need some air..." Chrissy said as she ran back outside.<br /> "Does it really smell that bad?" Billie asked her.<br />"Uhuh....its like..I can't even describe it!!" She said trying to breath.</p>
<p>She went into the car and got one of her suitcases. She opened it and rumaged around through it trying to find something.<br /> "Ahah! I found it!" She said as she held up a bottle of body spray.<br /> Billie Joe sighed. Chrissy walked into the house and started spraying everywhere she could.<br />
"WOAH!! Waht do you think you're doing??!" Mike asked her.<br />"Making your house smell better" she told him.<br />"I don't need my house smelling like some little girly store." Mike glared at her.<br />Chrissy didn't listen. she kept on spraying to her delight.<br />"I think you've sprayed pretty much everything" Billie said laughing.<br /> "Nope. Not yet." Chrissy said still spraying around the house. Mike Tre and Billie Joe all started choking jokingly.<br />"Oh shut up guys." Chrissy told them as she put the cap back on to her spray.<br /> "Great now I smell fruity!!" Tre exclaimed running out of the house.<br />"I need air!!!" Mike said running with him. Billie Joe layed dead on the floor.</p>
<p>"Oh darn. Billie joe's dead. Oh well. I guess I better chop him up and throw him down the garbage disposal." Chrissy said as she grabbed onto his wrists and dragged him into the kitchen and by the sink. She sarted the garbage disposal and Billie Joe jumped right up.<br /> "I don't want to play this game anymore" Billei Joe stated giving in. <br />"What a releif. That's such a hot body to just throw away..."Chrissy sighed.<br /> "OO was that a compliment?" Billie Joe asked her<br />"No. It wasn't" She told him. Billie Joe frowned.</p>
<p>Chrissy tried to find a spot on the couch without being eaten by all the piles of stuff everywhere.<br /> "Ugh what's that smell?! I thoguht I sprayed everything.."Chrissy said sticking up her nose.<br />"Oh sorry" Billie Joe said as he picked up the big pile of dirty clothes laying on the couch.<br /> "Thats disgusting Billie..How do you live here?" She asked.<br />"Easy. Just wear a clothespin on your nose." He said picking up a clothespin.<br />Chrissy sighed. Billie Joe laughed. Chrissy was pretty sure she was engulfed by the couch by now.</p>
<p>It had been a long day and Mike was somewhere while tre was fast asleep in his room. Billie Joe and Chrissy sat on the couch watching tv. Billie slowly moved his fingers up her shoulder. She nudged him off. He did it again and this time she gigled then punched Billie Joe onto the floor.<br />"HEY! what was that for??!!!" Billie Joe yelled rubbing his arm.<br /> "I don't like to be tickled" Chrissy told Billie.<br />"Oh...well I don't care. I like to tickle." he said as he pushed her onto thefloor and started tickling her.<br /> "Stop it I can't breathe" Chrissy said gasping for air. She held her breath and closed her eyes. She stopped moving. Billie Joe's eyes grew big as he stopped tickling her. Billie Joe slowly got up and went into the bathroom.</p>
<p>Mike walked out to see what all the commotion was.Chrissy sat up.<br /> "What happened" She asked Mike.<br /> "I don't know..what happened?"<br />"Well Billie Joe kept tickling me and I pretended to die and he just ran off!" she told Mike<br />"Oh..I see..." Mike said trailing off.<br />"Well?" Chrissy asked him.</p>
