What Mysterious Figure?, chapter 2
"Who the fuck are you?!" Billie Joe screamed as he opened the door to 2 figures in masks. The figures busted out laughing and ripped off their masks to reveal their identities.
"Tre?! Mike?! What the fuck is so funny?! You scared the piss outta me, not to mention the kids and Adrienne."
Billie Joe turned to see his wife and kids laughing hysterically. "What are you 3 laughin at?" He asked
"We knew about this... all along... cuz... they wanted... to scare... you." Adrienne said in between gasps of air due to her laughing. By this point everyone but Billie Joe was practically rolling on the floor laughing almost to the point of tears. Then Billie realized Tre was turning purple from all his laughing.
"Tre? Are you gonna be okay? You're turning purple." Billie Joe asked.
"Yeah... I'll be fine... It... only hurts... when I... breathe!" Tre then continues laughing.
Later that evening Adrienne sent Joey and Jakob up to bed, so the adults could enjoy a nice cup of coffee together.
"So you guys thought that was pretty funny didn't you?" Asked Billie Joe. The other 3 nodded and giggled. Then Billie Joe replied, "Don't worry. I'm gonna get you both back. Kinda like we did when we had those prank wars in high school."
"Well Billie boy, I hate to burst your bubble, but high school was a long time ago. I don't think you can beat us now." Said Tre
Mike then hit Tre over the head and said, "Nice job Tre. Now that you've said that he's gonna get as back twice as bad."
"Goddamn it Mike! That fucking hurt! You didn't have to hit me so hard you nutfuck!"
"At least I have more than 1 nut." Replied Mike with a smile.
"Boys break it up you can settle this argument later." Said Adrienne in a whisper. "You're going to wake up the boys. Mike? Tre? It's getting late, do you guys just wanna stay the night here?"
"Yeah thanks Adi." Replied Mike
"Do you guys remember where your rooms are or should Billie escort you to them?" Asked Adrienne with a little laugh.
Mike began to speak but was immediately interupted by Tre. "I think Billie Joe needs to escort me to my room." When Tre said this Billie Joe hit him on the head this time. "Shit! Why does everyone keep hitting me?!"
"No one hit you." Said Billie Joe trying to be serious and hold back his laughter.
"Yes you did Billie, I felt it."
"No I didn't."
"Okay"
They all headed up to their rooms and when Billie and Adrienne entered theirs, Adrienne decided to go asleep right away considering it was 2 in the morning. Billie Joe, however, was up for hours planning his revenge on Tre and Mike.
"Tre?! Mike?! What the fuck is so funny?! You scared the piss outta me, not to mention the kids and Adrienne."
Billie Joe turned to see his wife and kids laughing hysterically. "What are you 3 laughin at?" He asked
"We knew about this... all along... cuz... they wanted... to scare... you." Adrienne said in between gasps of air due to her laughing. By this point everyone but Billie Joe was practically rolling on the floor laughing almost to the point of tears. Then Billie realized Tre was turning purple from all his laughing.
"Tre? Are you gonna be okay? You're turning purple." Billie Joe asked.
"Yeah... I'll be fine... It... only hurts... when I... breathe!" Tre then continues laughing.
Later that evening Adrienne sent Joey and Jakob up to bed, so the adults could enjoy a nice cup of coffee together.
"So you guys thought that was pretty funny didn't you?" Asked Billie Joe. The other 3 nodded and giggled. Then Billie Joe replied, "Don't worry. I'm gonna get you both back. Kinda like we did when we had those prank wars in high school."
"Well Billie boy, I hate to burst your bubble, but high school was a long time ago. I don't think you can beat us now." Said Tre
Mike then hit Tre over the head and said, "Nice job Tre. Now that you've said that he's gonna get as back twice as bad."
"Goddamn it Mike! That fucking hurt! You didn't have to hit me so hard you nutfuck!"
"At least I have more than 1 nut." Replied Mike with a smile.
"Boys break it up you can settle this argument later." Said Adrienne in a whisper. "You're going to wake up the boys. Mike? Tre? It's getting late, do you guys just wanna stay the night here?"
"Yeah thanks Adi." Replied Mike
"Do you guys remember where your rooms are or should Billie escort you to them?" Asked Adrienne with a little laugh.
Mike began to speak but was immediately interupted by Tre. "I think Billie Joe needs to escort me to my room." When Tre said this Billie Joe hit him on the head this time. "Shit! Why does everyone keep hitting me?!"
"No one hit you." Said Billie Joe trying to be serious and hold back his laughter.
"Yes you did Billie, I felt it."
"No I didn't."
"Okay"
They all headed up to their rooms and when Billie and Adrienne entered theirs, Adrienne decided to go asleep right away considering it was 2 in the morning. Billie Joe, however, was up for hours planning his revenge on Tre and Mike.
