What Mysterious Figure?, chapter 3
Around noon Billie Joe eventually rolled out of bed. He had been up until 5 that morning planning his revenge. He had many little things he could do but nothing too extravagant. So he decided to go ahead and work on the little things as he continued thinking of a huge prank to pull. When he walked down the stairs he greeted Adrienne, his sons, Mike, and Tre. Adrienne was taking Joey and Jakob shopping because she knew that Billie Joe, Mike, and Tre always got really into the pranks they pulled. A couple hours after Adrienne left, Mike and Tre decided to leave.
"Well, Billie, I think me and Tre are gonna head out." Said Mike
"Yeah Billie, we'll see you later. Have fun trying to get us back. Just remember it's you against me and Mike." Tre laughed when he said the last part. All Billie Joe could do was put on a smile and tell them good-bye.
Soon after they left, Adrienne and the boys returned. With many shopping bags in hand Joey and Jakob made there way up to the house as Billie went out to help Adi with the rest of the bags.
"Hey Adi? Can you somehow get Mike and Tre over here tomorrow while I'm out trying to top their prank on me?" Asked Billie Joe shyly.
"Yes, but exactly what do you plan on doing? You can't prank them if their here and your not," was Adrienne's reply.
"I'll explain when we get in the house."
So Billie Joe told Adrienne his plans for revenge. She seemed to find his pranks funny and creative. In fact she liked them so much she wanted to help Billie Joe. The next day, Adrienne called Mike and asked him to come to the house. When he arrived, Adrienne explained to him that she and Billie Joe needed to run some errands and didn't want to bore the kids. So while Mike was baby-sitting, Adrienne and Billie were having a great time with revenge.
First, they went to Tre's house. They parked a couple blocks away from his house so they wouldn't get caught. What they did was they found some dog crap and put it in a paper bag. Then they sat it on Tre's porch and set it on fire. After they knocked on his door they ran and hid so they could still see Tre when he opened his door, but would not be seen by him. When he did open his door to reveal the flaming dog shit, he was super pissed.
"Billie! I know you fucking did this!" he waited to see if he could see Billie Joe, but never did.
Then they headed to Mike's house where they placed hundreds of forks in his front lawn. They poked the forks in the ground so that the tiny points were in the ground and the handle was standing up. After almost pissing themselves from laughter they decided to head home. Later they got a call from Mike.
"Hello?" Adrienne answered the phone.
"Hay Adi. I know you and BJ did this to my lawn. Nice job you really got me. But now you've gotten yourself involved." Replied Mike
"I know this is so much fun. I never thought pranking your friends could be this much fun."
"Well, I'll talk to you and Billie later. Bye"
"Bye."
Billie entered the kitchen, "Was that Mike or Tre?" he asked. Adrienne nodded and replied, "It was Mike. He said we did a nice job and he would talk to us later." Billie smiled then they began talking about their next pranks, because they both knew Mike and Tre would get them back. But, how? They had no idea.
"Well, Billie, I think me and Tre are gonna head out." Said Mike
"Yeah Billie, we'll see you later. Have fun trying to get us back. Just remember it's you against me and Mike." Tre laughed when he said the last part. All Billie Joe could do was put on a smile and tell them good-bye.
Soon after they left, Adrienne and the boys returned. With many shopping bags in hand Joey and Jakob made there way up to the house as Billie went out to help Adi with the rest of the bags.
"Hey Adi? Can you somehow get Mike and Tre over here tomorrow while I'm out trying to top their prank on me?" Asked Billie Joe shyly.
"Yes, but exactly what do you plan on doing? You can't prank them if their here and your not," was Adrienne's reply.
"I'll explain when we get in the house."
So Billie Joe told Adrienne his plans for revenge. She seemed to find his pranks funny and creative. In fact she liked them so much she wanted to help Billie Joe. The next day, Adrienne called Mike and asked him to come to the house. When he arrived, Adrienne explained to him that she and Billie Joe needed to run some errands and didn't want to bore the kids. So while Mike was baby-sitting, Adrienne and Billie were having a great time with revenge.
First, they went to Tre's house. They parked a couple blocks away from his house so they wouldn't get caught. What they did was they found some dog crap and put it in a paper bag. Then they sat it on Tre's porch and set it on fire. After they knocked on his door they ran and hid so they could still see Tre when he opened his door, but would not be seen by him. When he did open his door to reveal the flaming dog shit, he was super pissed.
"Billie! I know you fucking did this!" he waited to see if he could see Billie Joe, but never did.
Then they headed to Mike's house where they placed hundreds of forks in his front lawn. They poked the forks in the ground so that the tiny points were in the ground and the handle was standing up. After almost pissing themselves from laughter they decided to head home. Later they got a call from Mike.
"Hello?" Adrienne answered the phone.
"Hay Adi. I know you and BJ did this to my lawn. Nice job you really got me. But now you've gotten yourself involved." Replied Mike
"I know this is so much fun. I never thought pranking your friends could be this much fun."
"Well, I'll talk to you and Billie later. Bye"
"Bye."
Billie entered the kitchen, "Was that Mike or Tre?" he asked. Adrienne nodded and replied, "It was Mike. He said we did a nice job and he would talk to us later." Billie smiled then they began talking about their next pranks, because they both knew Mike and Tre would get them back. But, how? They had no idea.
