What Mysterious Figure?, chapter 6
Band practice was going pretty well, they were working on some new material that turned out really good. They were all hot and sweaty and needed to cool off.
"Hey BJ? Can you spray some of that water on me so I can cool down?" asked Tre.
"Yeah me too?" asked Mike.
"Sure" replied Billie Joe with an evil grin. He began to spray Mike and Tre, and when they turned around to face him, he sprayed them in the face.
"What the hell is that?" Screamed Mike
"Yeah cause it sure as hell ain't fuckin water!" screamed Tre. Billie Joe smiled another evil grin and replied very simply.
"It's piss. I pissed in this bottle, then sprayed it on BOTH of you."
Mike and Tre left Billie's house early so they could shower and rid themselves of the smell of piss. Adrienne, after finding out what her husband did, congratulated him on the success of his prank. Later that evening Adrienne and Billie Joe got a phone call from Tre. Billie answered the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hi BJ. I'm having a small get together this Saturday with a few significant others. Wanna come?"
"Yeah me and Adrienne will be there. Can we bring the kids?"
"No it's a grown up party." Tre said like a 5-year-old.
"Okay, they'll stay at my mom's house. See ya then I guess."
"Bye"
When Billie hung up he told Adrienne about the "grown up" party and then called his mom to see if she could watch the kids.
Saturday came and Billie and Adie dropped the kids off at Ollie's and headed over to Tre's house. When they arrived, Tre greeted them both with a hug, as he did with all his guests. After all the guests had arrived Tre started passing out caramel apples. When Billie and Adrienne bit into their apples, they realized they weren't apples. The apples had been replaced with onions! As they spit out their caramel onions the rest of the guests were roaring with laughter. Billie and Adie didn't care that they had publicly humiliated, they were more pissed that they had fallen for this prank. They should have expected it. They decided they would each do there own prank. Adrienne would prank Mike on her own, and Billie would prank Tre. Billie Joe had the perfect idea, but he didn't know how much his prank would hurt Tre.
"Hey BJ? Can you spray some of that water on me so I can cool down?" asked Tre.
"Yeah me too?" asked Mike.
"Sure" replied Billie Joe with an evil grin. He began to spray Mike and Tre, and when they turned around to face him, he sprayed them in the face.
"What the hell is that?" Screamed Mike
"Yeah cause it sure as hell ain't fuckin water!" screamed Tre. Billie Joe smiled another evil grin and replied very simply.
"It's piss. I pissed in this bottle, then sprayed it on BOTH of you."
Mike and Tre left Billie's house early so they could shower and rid themselves of the smell of piss. Adrienne, after finding out what her husband did, congratulated him on the success of his prank. Later that evening Adrienne and Billie Joe got a phone call from Tre. Billie answered the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hi BJ. I'm having a small get together this Saturday with a few significant others. Wanna come?"
"Yeah me and Adrienne will be there. Can we bring the kids?"
"No it's a grown up party." Tre said like a 5-year-old.
"Okay, they'll stay at my mom's house. See ya then I guess."
"Bye"
When Billie hung up he told Adrienne about the "grown up" party and then called his mom to see if she could watch the kids.
Saturday came and Billie and Adie dropped the kids off at Ollie's and headed over to Tre's house. When they arrived, Tre greeted them both with a hug, as he did with all his guests. After all the guests had arrived Tre started passing out caramel apples. When Billie and Adrienne bit into their apples, they realized they weren't apples. The apples had been replaced with onions! As they spit out their caramel onions the rest of the guests were roaring with laughter. Billie and Adie didn't care that they had publicly humiliated, they were more pissed that they had fallen for this prank. They should have expected it. They decided they would each do there own prank. Adrienne would prank Mike on her own, and Billie would prank Tre. Billie Joe had the perfect idea, but he didn't know how much his prank would hurt Tre.
