What The Flip?!, chapter 3
Insert plug A into port A The instructions to the computer read, however the first line I read even got me confused.
''What the flip this thing is stupid.'' I said, giving up. I put the paper down, and went into the living room, where the family, and GD was, Jenna drooling and staring at Billie. Billie noticed, and jumped back.
''Hi.'' Jenna said.
''Er...hi.'' He said wearily.
''Jenna, leave the poor guy alone.'' I said.
''But...'' She continued to drool. I walked over, and slapped her upside the head.
''Ow!'' I laughed, and Billie said,
''Thank you. I was beginning to wonder if she was going to rape me or something.'' I laughed, and Jenna said,
''I would never do something like that to him!''
''Uh, knowing you, eventually you would.''
''Hmm. You're right.''
Billie moved even more away from Jenna, and said to Mike,
''I'm scared.'' Mike laughed, and said,
''You'll be fine.'' Jenna seemed to move closer to Billie, and Billie said,
''Don't make me get a restraining order!''
Billie's POV
Dude, this 10 year old is effing creeping me out.
''Jenna, leave Billie and go to your room.'' Their mom said, saving the day.
''But-''
''Go to your room. Now.''
''Fine.''
She got up, and stormed away. Once she was out of the room, we all laughed, except for me.
''Now, I don't want to be mean, but that girl is freaking CREEPY!'' I said. Tre smirked, and said patting my shoulder,
''Nah it's okay Billie, she just loves you.''
''But I'm married, and she's ten and just...ARGH.'' He just laughed.
''What the flip this thing is stupid.'' I said, giving up. I put the paper down, and went into the living room, where the family, and GD was, Jenna drooling and staring at Billie. Billie noticed, and jumped back.
''Hi.'' Jenna said.
''Er...hi.'' He said wearily.
''Jenna, leave the poor guy alone.'' I said.
''But...'' She continued to drool. I walked over, and slapped her upside the head.
''Ow!'' I laughed, and Billie said,
''Thank you. I was beginning to wonder if she was going to rape me or something.'' I laughed, and Jenna said,
''I would never do something like that to him!''
''Uh, knowing you, eventually you would.''
''Hmm. You're right.''
Billie moved even more away from Jenna, and said to Mike,
''I'm scared.'' Mike laughed, and said,
''You'll be fine.'' Jenna seemed to move closer to Billie, and Billie said,
''Don't make me get a restraining order!''
Billie's POV
Dude, this 10 year old is effing creeping me out.
''Jenna, leave Billie and go to your room.'' Their mom said, saving the day.
''But-''
''Go to your room. Now.''
''Fine.''
She got up, and stormed away. Once she was out of the room, we all laughed, except for me.
''Now, I don't want to be mean, but that girl is freaking CREEPY!'' I said. Tre smirked, and said patting my shoulder,
''Nah it's okay Billie, she just loves you.''
''But I'm married, and she's ten and just...ARGH.'' He just laughed.
