Armed and dangerous with a banana., chapter 1
Once long ago there was 5 girls. And one boy. Cat, Demi, Alex, Amy and Mia. And Simon... They all were friends. Simon was a chosen to be veggie, whilst all the others were dirty rotten meat chompers. One day, while eating a BIGlump of beef, Simon popping out of nowhere wearing nothing but a wooly hat and a leaf, pulled a banana out of his bum and said:
"I am armed like Tre, with a banana! Put down the meat and noone will get harmed."
The girls looked at each other, pretending to be worried. Alex burst out laughing:
"Haha!"
Simon gave her an angry look. This actually made everyone laugh even more.
"Your leaf has fallen off..."
Everyone stared especially Cat who was trying to work the size out on her finger. It was just not possible. It was smaller than her fingernail. Cat starred in dismay:
"Is it possible?" She said to herself sighing, "I had more hope in you."
Amy on the other hand was too busy inspecting the banana that she completely missed the whole convo. She smiled as she fantasised of chomping off the end and peeling back the skin. Wait... This was Cat's fantasy. Only not on Simon, but Tre. Simon dropped to retrieve his leaf and licked it, (the leaf that is! ) and harnessed it back to it's original position.
"Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now I have you, there's no escaping me! For I am Simon..."
He was interrupted by a knock on the door. Jumping up as quick as she could, Demi ran to the front door.
"Oh ma gosh! Mike! Tre! Billie Joe! Jason!"
Cat's ears turned up at the noise:
"Tre?"
She turned to Mia who had a mischeviously freaky smile spread across her face.
Cat's nostrils flared, this was gonna be h-e-c-t-i-c!
Alex looked up: was this really the one and only?
"Billie?" She asked in a daze. Billie Joe walked to her chair and gave a sexy lil smile.
"Why yes miss... I am."
She leant forward as her arm extended to Billie Joe's waist.
"Can I... Can I touch you..." Just then she fell off the chair collapsing at the end of Billie's toes. The stereo which was playing 'radio clash' started to jump. Amy got up in a rage and thumped the stereo.
"We get it Joe Strummer! Radio clash!"
Cat and Mia were still in a scary starring contest of who would be the first to run to Tre. Simon looked like a scary bobble hat wearing person and was frozen in his converses and leaf... Oh and bobble hat. Amy turned to Demi.
"What's up with Mia and Cat?"
She turned to see Demi hugging the leg of Mike reciting:
"I am your wife, Demi Dirnt." Her eyes were wide and she looked like a robot, and she kept saying it over and over again...
"I am your wife, Demi Dirnt."
Amy thought:
"What's happening to everyone."
She still hadn't realised GREEN DAY were in Alex's house. Suddenly Cat jumped across the table and before they all knew it Cat and Mia were ripping each others hair out.
"My Tre."
"NO! My Tre!"
Tre smiled.
"Wow!" He said smiling.
They stopped fighting hugged and ran to Tre.
"We can share you. I'll have you on weekdays after 6:00pm and Cat can have you on a Sunday."
They shook on it:
"Hey that's no fair!" Cat realised.
"A deals a deal." Mia smiled wrapped around Tre.
"Ok but only coz were friends."
Alex was still dazed, so was Demi and Simon. Everyone was going mental, while Green Day had smiles that were scarily sarcastic on their faces...
"I am armed like Tre, with a banana! Put down the meat and noone will get harmed."
The girls looked at each other, pretending to be worried. Alex burst out laughing:
"Haha!"
Simon gave her an angry look. This actually made everyone laugh even more.
"Your leaf has fallen off..."
Everyone stared especially Cat who was trying to work the size out on her finger. It was just not possible. It was smaller than her fingernail. Cat starred in dismay:
"Is it possible?" She said to herself sighing, "I had more hope in you."
Amy on the other hand was too busy inspecting the banana that she completely missed the whole convo. She smiled as she fantasised of chomping off the end and peeling back the skin. Wait... This was Cat's fantasy. Only not on Simon, but Tre. Simon dropped to retrieve his leaf and licked it, (the leaf that is! ) and harnessed it back to it's original position.
"Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now I have you, there's no escaping me! For I am Simon..."
He was interrupted by a knock on the door. Jumping up as quick as she could, Demi ran to the front door.
"Oh ma gosh! Mike! Tre! Billie Joe! Jason!"
Cat's ears turned up at the noise:
"Tre?"
She turned to Mia who had a mischeviously freaky smile spread across her face.
Cat's nostrils flared, this was gonna be h-e-c-t-i-c!
Alex looked up: was this really the one and only?
"Billie?" She asked in a daze. Billie Joe walked to her chair and gave a sexy lil smile.
"Why yes miss... I am."
She leant forward as her arm extended to Billie Joe's waist.
"Can I... Can I touch you..." Just then she fell off the chair collapsing at the end of Billie's toes. The stereo which was playing 'radio clash' started to jump. Amy got up in a rage and thumped the stereo.
"We get it Joe Strummer! Radio clash!"
Cat and Mia were still in a scary starring contest of who would be the first to run to Tre. Simon looked like a scary bobble hat wearing person and was frozen in his converses and leaf... Oh and bobble hat. Amy turned to Demi.
"What's up with Mia and Cat?"
She turned to see Demi hugging the leg of Mike reciting:
"I am your wife, Demi Dirnt." Her eyes were wide and she looked like a robot, and she kept saying it over and over again...
"I am your wife, Demi Dirnt."
Amy thought:
"What's happening to everyone."
She still hadn't realised GREEN DAY were in Alex's house. Suddenly Cat jumped across the table and before they all knew it Cat and Mia were ripping each others hair out.
"My Tre."
"NO! My Tre!"
Tre smiled.
"Wow!" He said smiling.
They stopped fighting hugged and ran to Tre.
"We can share you. I'll have you on weekdays after 6:00pm and Cat can have you on a Sunday."
They shook on it:
"Hey that's no fair!" Cat realised.
"A deals a deal." Mia smiled wrapped around Tre.
"Ok but only coz were friends."
Alex was still dazed, so was Demi and Simon. Everyone was going mental, while Green Day had smiles that were scarily sarcastic on their faces...
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