The Worry Rock has turned to dust and Fallen on our pride, chapter 1
Billie Joe admired his wife and his newborn son as he was away on tour and stared directly at the pictures Adrienne sent him.
"Aww. My beautiful son...his name is Jakob Danger Armstrong. And he's mine.." Billie Joe cooed.
"No Billie, he's some Minnesota guy's kid..." Mike laughed. Billie Joe stared up at him.
"You think?" he questioned.
"Dude, don't worry. I was joking. You really think Adie would do that to you?" Mike grunted as he lifted a box of cleaning supplies to the closet of their tour bus. "I'm getting old" Mike tries to change the subject.
"I mean, I'm always gone on tour or hanging with you guys...she could be fucking anybody," Billie Joe worried. Mike shook his head at his gullible friend. Billie Joe got up and grabbed the phone ready to dial his wife's phone number.
"Billie, don't even think about it," Mike hissed as he took hold of Billie Joe's hand. Mike mentally kicked himself, why did he crack a joke like this?
"Oh wait a minute! You slept with Adrienne, didn't you?!" Billie Joe exclaimed. "I fucking knew it. After all these years man, I knew you had a thing for Adie. I mean, when we met her in Minnesota, you totally were all over her! How could I not have seen that?!" Billie Joe spazzed. Mike chuckled to his friend.
"Dude, you're tired and hungover and all you need to do is rest. Now why the hell would I bang Adrienne and not tell you? I love you like a brother and her like a sister. Sorry, I'm not an inbred." Billie Joe stood up and stared at Mike in the eye.
"You wouldn't tell me because I'd kick your ass!"
Tre came in and stared directly at the two punk stars.
"Billie, Mike? What's going on?" he questioned with a concerned look.
"Mike has been sleeping with my wife!" Billie Joe fumed.
"Uhh really? How is Adrienne? She good? I'm just kid-" POW! Tre Cool dropped to the floor like a bag of nothing. Billie Joe stared angrily down at the drummer of his band.
"I will kill you the next time you say that again about Adrienne," he threatened. Mike pushed Billie to the floor which caused him to fall straight on his ass. Mike helped Tre up.
"Go have another beer, Billie," Mike said harshly through grinded teeth. With that, him and Tre walked out of the tour bus and left Billie Joe lying on the floor, wondering if he blew this straight out of proportion.
"Aww. My beautiful son...his name is Jakob Danger Armstrong. And he's mine.." Billie Joe cooed.
"No Billie, he's some Minnesota guy's kid..." Mike laughed. Billie Joe stared up at him.
"You think?" he questioned.
"Dude, don't worry. I was joking. You really think Adie would do that to you?" Mike grunted as he lifted a box of cleaning supplies to the closet of their tour bus. "I'm getting old" Mike tries to change the subject.
"I mean, I'm always gone on tour or hanging with you guys...she could be fucking anybody," Billie Joe worried. Mike shook his head at his gullible friend. Billie Joe got up and grabbed the phone ready to dial his wife's phone number.
"Billie, don't even think about it," Mike hissed as he took hold of Billie Joe's hand. Mike mentally kicked himself, why did he crack a joke like this?
"Oh wait a minute! You slept with Adrienne, didn't you?!" Billie Joe exclaimed. "I fucking knew it. After all these years man, I knew you had a thing for Adie. I mean, when we met her in Minnesota, you totally were all over her! How could I not have seen that?!" Billie Joe spazzed. Mike chuckled to his friend.
"Dude, you're tired and hungover and all you need to do is rest. Now why the hell would I bang Adrienne and not tell you? I love you like a brother and her like a sister. Sorry, I'm not an inbred." Billie Joe stood up and stared at Mike in the eye.
"You wouldn't tell me because I'd kick your ass!"
Tre came in and stared directly at the two punk stars.
"Billie, Mike? What's going on?" he questioned with a concerned look.
"Mike has been sleeping with my wife!" Billie Joe fumed.
"Uhh really? How is Adrienne? She good? I'm just kid-" POW! Tre Cool dropped to the floor like a bag of nothing. Billie Joe stared angrily down at the drummer of his band.
"I will kill you the next time you say that again about Adrienne," he threatened. Mike pushed Billie to the floor which caused him to fall straight on his ass. Mike helped Tre up.
"Go have another beer, Billie," Mike said harshly through grinded teeth. With that, him and Tre walked out of the tour bus and left Billie Joe lying on the floor, wondering if he blew this straight out of proportion.
