Raising Juliet, chapter 13
Billie and Juliet were still driving around talking.
"So how was that guy?" he asked.
"Harry, he goes to my school!"
"Owww!" Billie laughed.
"Shut it!" Juliet blushed. "So what's wrong with mom?"
"Ow, they said she's not pregnant, it's something she has drunk that's affected her pee!" Juliet started giggling.
"Ewwww!"
"I know! Wanna go get fries?"
"Ok, but can we stop talking about pee! And Harry!" Juliet asked.
"Ok...So Harry..."
"Shut up!" she giggled. "So.....What music you heard recently?"
"You're acting like we just met?" Billie laughed.
"I just want to know!"
"Ok...Erm.. That Fall out boy is fantastic."
"Dito!" she laughed. "Yeah, and PANIC!"
"Hey you said no. Ha...!" He stopped, seeing a frown on Juliet's face.
"Dad! Does Tré like Gwen Stefani?" Juliet asked randomly.
"I dunno. Why?"
"At the MTV thingy awards. He was all over her. It was kinda icky!" she said like Jakob would.
"Well it's Tré, Mr. sexed up."
They went and got fries from McDonalds. They sat there and across the table was Katie, Emma and Hannah waving at them both.
"Ignore them, dad!" Juliet warned.
"Why?"
"Do as you're told!" she said like Adrienne would.
"Alright, mom!"
"Dad...Why do you do weird things on stage?" she asked, curious.
"I knew this would come up one day! You need energy. You need to entertain the crowd!"
"But do you have to do the...Jerking off?"
"For god sakes, I'm faking! Its funny anyways!"
"For you, but for me and Joey... It's embarrassing!"
"Come on?"
"And no one needs to know who you shower naked with or who looks good naked!"
"Ok, I don't shower with anyone naked and I think Mike would look, I mean doesn't look good naked! It's a joke!" he laughed.
"Goon!"
"Mong!"
"Pleb!"
"Princess punk bitch!"
"HAAAAAAA!" Juliet pretended to be really offended and gave him the finger.
"Ok, your mom's wondering where we are! It's a rap!" Billie put his phone back in his pocket.
"Race you to the car!" he yelled, running off.
"Immature!" Juliet laughed.
"So how was that guy?" he asked.
"Harry, he goes to my school!"
"Owww!" Billie laughed.
"Shut it!" Juliet blushed. "So what's wrong with mom?"
"Ow, they said she's not pregnant, it's something she has drunk that's affected her pee!" Juliet started giggling.
"Ewwww!"
"I know! Wanna go get fries?"
"Ok, but can we stop talking about pee! And Harry!" Juliet asked.
"Ok...So Harry..."
"Shut up!" she giggled. "So.....What music you heard recently?"
"You're acting like we just met?" Billie laughed.
"I just want to know!"
"Ok...Erm.. That Fall out boy is fantastic."
"Dito!" she laughed. "Yeah, and PANIC!"
"Hey you said no. Ha...!" He stopped, seeing a frown on Juliet's face.
"Dad! Does Tré like Gwen Stefani?" Juliet asked randomly.
"I dunno. Why?"
"At the MTV thingy awards. He was all over her. It was kinda icky!" she said like Jakob would.
"Well it's Tré, Mr. sexed up."
They went and got fries from McDonalds. They sat there and across the table was Katie, Emma and Hannah waving at them both.
"Ignore them, dad!" Juliet warned.
"Why?"
"Do as you're told!" she said like Adrienne would.
"Alright, mom!"
"Dad...Why do you do weird things on stage?" she asked, curious.
"I knew this would come up one day! You need energy. You need to entertain the crowd!"
"But do you have to do the...Jerking off?"
"For god sakes, I'm faking! Its funny anyways!"
"For you, but for me and Joey... It's embarrassing!"
"Come on?"
"And no one needs to know who you shower naked with or who looks good naked!"
"Ok, I don't shower with anyone naked and I think Mike would look, I mean doesn't look good naked! It's a joke!" he laughed.
"Goon!"
"Mong!"
"Pleb!"
"Princess punk bitch!"
"HAAAAAAA!" Juliet pretended to be really offended and gave him the finger.
"Ok, your mom's wondering where we are! It's a rap!" Billie put his phone back in his pocket.
"Race you to the car!" he yelled, running off.
"Immature!" Juliet laughed.
