Dead Cats, chapter 1
“Holy crackers!� I yelled while I was parking the car.
“Crackers?!?� asked Amy laughing
“Yes crackers, I’m trying to stop cussing.� I said looking behind us on the road.
“Why?� Amy asked while looking at the road, too
“I cussed in front of my mom and she made me suck on a bar of soap.� I said still remembering the nasty taste and shrieked. Amy just laughed.
“ Maybe we should get out and see what you hit.�
“Yeah I guess.� I said getting out of the car. Amy and me kind-of jogged over to the place in the road.
“Oh my Gosh, Ashley. You hit you ex’s damn cat!� Amy yelled.
“I can see that,� I said while looking around to see if anyone saw.
“I knew you hated that cat, but I didn’t think you hated that much, to kill it.� Amy said finally letting out her laugher.
“Crap, Billie Joe is going to kill me!!!�
“Yep.� Amy said still laughing her head off. “Hey there’s Billie right now.�
“Oh Gosh, what am I going to tell him. He loves this damn cat.� I said trying not to pace around.
“Hey Amy and Ashley.� Billie Joe yelled.
“Crackers?!?� asked Amy laughing
“Yes crackers, I’m trying to stop cussing.� I said looking behind us on the road.
“Why?� Amy asked while looking at the road, too
“I cussed in front of my mom and she made me suck on a bar of soap.� I said still remembering the nasty taste and shrieked. Amy just laughed.
“ Maybe we should get out and see what you hit.�
“Yeah I guess.� I said getting out of the car. Amy and me kind-of jogged over to the place in the road.
“Oh my Gosh, Ashley. You hit you ex’s damn cat!� Amy yelled.
“I can see that,� I said while looking around to see if anyone saw.
“I knew you hated that cat, but I didn’t think you hated that much, to kill it.� Amy said finally letting out her laugher.
“Crap, Billie Joe is going to kill me!!!�
“Yep.� Amy said still laughing her head off. “Hey there’s Billie right now.�
“Oh Gosh, what am I going to tell him. He loves this damn cat.� I said trying not to pace around.
“Hey Amy and Ashley.� Billie Joe yelled.
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