"I've Done Twins", chapter 19
"Alright, car swap," Declared Leah, "Girls go with girls and you boys together."
"What?!" Shouted Mike, "We can't do that! We don't know where we're going!"
"Just follow us," Said Courtney, "If you get lost, call us."
"Fine," Billie said, swinging the keys around his finger, "Road Trip, boys?"
"I wanna drive," Said Tre, "I demand to drive."
"I've got the keys. I drive," Said Billie, getting into the car.
Tre slumped in the back, next to Jason. Again.
"How much longer?" Mike whined.
"It's seriously out-of-character for you to complain, Mike, are you feeling ok?" Tre joked.
"I'm bored, and tired, my legs hurt, I'm thirsty again, this air conditioner is blowing right on my face and WHY THE HELL ISN'T THE RADIO WORKING?!"
Billie switched the radio on, turned the Air-Con off, put the windows down and punched Mike in the stomach.
"Ow! What was that for?"
"It'll take your mind off your legs won't it?" Billie grinned.
Jason sighed and looked boredly out the window. He saw some hot chicks smiling at him in a little convertible.
"Man," He mumbled to himself, "I'm horny."
Tre, only hearing the 'I'm horny' bit, turned to face his friend with complete shock.
"Jase, now is not the time nor the place."
He pointed to the girls smiling at him, they started giggling when they saw Tre's 'holy-shit-they're-hot' expression.
"Damn, Mr White," Laughed Tre, "Nice choice."
An Hour Later...
"This is it?" Billie asked, pulling outside a large block of apartments, "Man! This looks expensive."
"Let's not forget how rich the Princesses are," Tre mumbled, reflecting on the room the twins shared.
They got out of the car and walked over to the girls.
Courtney jumped into Billie's arms, "They were being mean to me," She pretended to cry.
"Aw, really?" He chuckled, "I'll get them."
The doors had several buzzers for rooms on them.
"Christ," Hayley mumbled, "What room did Alex say he was in again, Courts?"
"Thirty six," Courtney smiled, pressing the buzzer.
"What?" Came the muffled reply from the buzzer.
"Alex, it's Courts. Let us in."
"Us?" He asked, "Who's 'us' Courts?"
"People," She said slyly, "C'mon, let us in. We've got heavy stuff."
The door light went green, signalling they could come in. They had to climb two flights of stairs and walk down a hallway to get to room thirty six.
Leah just opened the door and walked in, followed by everyone else.
"Why, hello negligent sister!" Smiled Alex, giving his sister a hug. He saw Courtney and smiled, "And... The Saint Twin."
Courtney laughed and ran into her brother's arms. Mike and Billie took a moment to figure Alex out.
They'd seen him in photos but he looked completely different in real life.
Alex had short blonde hair, blue eyes and a nice smile. He was a good looking guy and was extremely cheeky and rude to Leah. Not so much to Courtney, because she was the Saint Twin while Leah grow up being labelled the Evil Twin. He was wearing a black Ramones shirt with dark blue baggy jeans. He had big bulky skatie shoes, and he never took them off.
Man, Billie thought, This guy has a better freakin' body then Mike and Tre put together!
"Hayley Wilson," He smiled, giving Hayles a hug, "Nice to see you again."
"Nice to see you too, Alex," She smiled.
"And Jessica Greenwood. Darling little Jessie."
Tre, feeling rather protective at that sudden moment, held Jess close to him.
"And... and... uh... Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt and Tre Cool," He said, kinda embarrassed.
"Ahem," Jason coughed.
"And, Jason White," Alex added timidly, "Sorry the place is in a mess."
"That's not new," Mumbled Leah.
"Shut up," Alex snapped, "I'm sure you guys are used to... castles."
"Not really," Billie replied, "This place is great!"
Cream walls with a few pictures of the family on them. The balcony was pretty small, but Alex had a table out there with chairs, normally, on nice nights he'd eat out there. The kitchen was pretty small, but it had everything he needed to cook (or his girlfriend needed to cook with), and the lounge room was reasonably sized too. The up stairs area had to bedrooms and the had two bathrooms aswell. There was a study area which connected to the bedroom and a laundry area near the kitchen.
"This place isn't bad at all," Jason smiled.
"Alex? Who's down there?" Asked a girl's voice from upstairs.
"Friends, Em, come down!"
A beautiful girl with curled blonde hair and a great body came down stairs. The guys couldn't help but stair in amazement and Courtney couldn't help but grit her teeth and feel resentment for Billie growing inside her.
The girl shook her head to move her hair from her face, she had shining blue eyes and obviously from what she was wearing, great style. In a pretty patterned black and white mini skirt (and mini was an understatement for how short her skirts were) and a black tank top, the boys looked at 'Em' and grinned shyly.
"Guys, this is Emma, my girlfriend, Emma, I'm sure you know these people."
She smiled at the boys and gave a quick half 'I-don't-care' fake smile to Hayley, Jess, Courtney and Leah.
"I'm going out, baby, I'll be back... uh... later."
Alex smiled dreamily and watched her leave.
"We're gonna... uh... have a problem," Leah mumbled.
"What?" Snapped Alex.
"Well... there's not enough room for all of us."
"Yes, little one, I thought ahead," He smiled and pointed to the wall, "Next door is away for a couple of weeks and are letting me crash there. And considering I don't need to, I left it free for you guys."
"We can't just use someone else's home," Protested Jess, "We'll get a hotel..."
"Like fuck you will," Snapped Tre, "There fridge probably had great food in it!"
"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!" Mike shouted, "I say Billie and Courtney should share the room in here, Leah and I will get a room next door along with Jason and Hayley..."
"Excuse me, where does that leave me and Jess?" Hissed Tre coldly.
"Well," Leah said for Mike, "Considering nothing really dirty will be happening between Billie and Courts, they should have that big blow up mattress on the floor..."
"WHAT!? NO!" Shouted Courtney, "I'm not sleeping on that shit!"
Alex sighed, "Well... I suppose I could... uh..." He paused and sighed again, "I suppose I could let you use the Beach Hut..."
Leah and Courtney both grinned.
"We can deal with that," Leah said.
"Yeah, I'm cool with that too."
Billie and Mike shot each other nervous glances as Alex threw some keys at Leah.
"The Beach Hut?" Asked Hayley, her eyes lighting up, "Cool! C'mon, let's go!"
After another half an hour drive, they arrived at the Beach Hut. It was much, much bigger then the apartment and much more home looking.
"Ah," Smiled Tre, throwing his stuff out of the car, "The old beach hut."
"What are you talking about?" Snapped Billie, "You've never been here before."
Tre sighed and rolled his eyes, "Must you always ruin the special moments?"
Billie rolled his eyes sarcastically in retaliation.
They went inside. Jess, Hayley, Leah and Courtney knew where to go to put their bags away but Billie, Mike, Tre and Jason looked completely lost.
The inside of the house was huge too. The lounge room was big, the kitchen was big and the four bedrooms were big.
"Well," Smiled Billie, "I think this place rules. Who's with me?"
"Amen Brother Billie," Laughed Jason, finding a room perfect for himself and Hayley down the hallway.
"Yeah, this place is nice," Tre agreed, taking the room directly across from Jason's.
"There is honestly something up with those two," Billie said, "They're always together... and... I'm worried."
"Oh, Billie," Scoffed Mike, "They're best friends, I guess. I hardly ever left your side when we were kids."
"That's different," Billie said in exasperation, "We were kids! We're talking about two fully grown... possibly gay men."
"Cool it, Billie," Mike sighed, "They're just after some fun. If I walk in on them in a gay position or kissing or groping each other madly, I'll consider labelling them gay. Until then, they're straight, good friends. Nothing more, nothing less."
"PILLOW FIGHT, TRE!" Jason squealed, running into Tre's room with a pillow swinging high above his head. They watched as Jason straddled Tre and beat him with a pillow.
"DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW, MICHEAL!?" Billie shouted over their screams.
"Uh..." He didn't want to say anything, "SHUT UP!" He snapped, running into his new room.
"What?!" Shouted Mike, "We can't do that! We don't know where we're going!"
"Just follow us," Said Courtney, "If you get lost, call us."
"Fine," Billie said, swinging the keys around his finger, "Road Trip, boys?"
"I wanna drive," Said Tre, "I demand to drive."
"I've got the keys. I drive," Said Billie, getting into the car.
Tre slumped in the back, next to Jason. Again.
"How much longer?" Mike whined.
"It's seriously out-of-character for you to complain, Mike, are you feeling ok?" Tre joked.
"I'm bored, and tired, my legs hurt, I'm thirsty again, this air conditioner is blowing right on my face and WHY THE HELL ISN'T THE RADIO WORKING?!"
Billie switched the radio on, turned the Air-Con off, put the windows down and punched Mike in the stomach.
"Ow! What was that for?"
"It'll take your mind off your legs won't it?" Billie grinned.
Jason sighed and looked boredly out the window. He saw some hot chicks smiling at him in a little convertible.
"Man," He mumbled to himself, "I'm horny."
Tre, only hearing the 'I'm horny' bit, turned to face his friend with complete shock.
"Jase, now is not the time nor the place."
He pointed to the girls smiling at him, they started giggling when they saw Tre's 'holy-shit-they're-hot' expression.
"Damn, Mr White," Laughed Tre, "Nice choice."
An Hour Later...
"This is it?" Billie asked, pulling outside a large block of apartments, "Man! This looks expensive."
"Let's not forget how rich the Princesses are," Tre mumbled, reflecting on the room the twins shared.
They got out of the car and walked over to the girls.
Courtney jumped into Billie's arms, "They were being mean to me," She pretended to cry.
"Aw, really?" He chuckled, "I'll get them."
The doors had several buzzers for rooms on them.
"Christ," Hayley mumbled, "What room did Alex say he was in again, Courts?"
"Thirty six," Courtney smiled, pressing the buzzer.
"What?" Came the muffled reply from the buzzer.
"Alex, it's Courts. Let us in."
"Us?" He asked, "Who's 'us' Courts?"
"People," She said slyly, "C'mon, let us in. We've got heavy stuff."
The door light went green, signalling they could come in. They had to climb two flights of stairs and walk down a hallway to get to room thirty six.
Leah just opened the door and walked in, followed by everyone else.
"Why, hello negligent sister!" Smiled Alex, giving his sister a hug. He saw Courtney and smiled, "And... The Saint Twin."
Courtney laughed and ran into her brother's arms. Mike and Billie took a moment to figure Alex out.
They'd seen him in photos but he looked completely different in real life.
Alex had short blonde hair, blue eyes and a nice smile. He was a good looking guy and was extremely cheeky and rude to Leah. Not so much to Courtney, because she was the Saint Twin while Leah grow up being labelled the Evil Twin. He was wearing a black Ramones shirt with dark blue baggy jeans. He had big bulky skatie shoes, and he never took them off.
Man, Billie thought, This guy has a better freakin' body then Mike and Tre put together!
"Hayley Wilson," He smiled, giving Hayles a hug, "Nice to see you again."
"Nice to see you too, Alex," She smiled.
"And Jessica Greenwood. Darling little Jessie."
Tre, feeling rather protective at that sudden moment, held Jess close to him.
"And... and... uh... Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt and Tre Cool," He said, kinda embarrassed.
"Ahem," Jason coughed.
"And, Jason White," Alex added timidly, "Sorry the place is in a mess."
"That's not new," Mumbled Leah.
"Shut up," Alex snapped, "I'm sure you guys are used to... castles."
"Not really," Billie replied, "This place is great!"
Cream walls with a few pictures of the family on them. The balcony was pretty small, but Alex had a table out there with chairs, normally, on nice nights he'd eat out there. The kitchen was pretty small, but it had everything he needed to cook (or his girlfriend needed to cook with), and the lounge room was reasonably sized too. The up stairs area had to bedrooms and the had two bathrooms aswell. There was a study area which connected to the bedroom and a laundry area near the kitchen.
"This place isn't bad at all," Jason smiled.
"Alex? Who's down there?" Asked a girl's voice from upstairs.
"Friends, Em, come down!"
A beautiful girl with curled blonde hair and a great body came down stairs. The guys couldn't help but stair in amazement and Courtney couldn't help but grit her teeth and feel resentment for Billie growing inside her.
The girl shook her head to move her hair from her face, she had shining blue eyes and obviously from what she was wearing, great style. In a pretty patterned black and white mini skirt (and mini was an understatement for how short her skirts were) and a black tank top, the boys looked at 'Em' and grinned shyly.
"Guys, this is Emma, my girlfriend, Emma, I'm sure you know these people."
She smiled at the boys and gave a quick half 'I-don't-care' fake smile to Hayley, Jess, Courtney and Leah.
"I'm going out, baby, I'll be back... uh... later."
Alex smiled dreamily and watched her leave.
"We're gonna... uh... have a problem," Leah mumbled.
"What?" Snapped Alex.
"Well... there's not enough room for all of us."
"Yes, little one, I thought ahead," He smiled and pointed to the wall, "Next door is away for a couple of weeks and are letting me crash there. And considering I don't need to, I left it free for you guys."
"We can't just use someone else's home," Protested Jess, "We'll get a hotel..."
"Like fuck you will," Snapped Tre, "There fridge probably had great food in it!"
"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!" Mike shouted, "I say Billie and Courtney should share the room in here, Leah and I will get a room next door along with Jason and Hayley..."
"Excuse me, where does that leave me and Jess?" Hissed Tre coldly.
"Well," Leah said for Mike, "Considering nothing really dirty will be happening between Billie and Courts, they should have that big blow up mattress on the floor..."
"WHAT!? NO!" Shouted Courtney, "I'm not sleeping on that shit!"
Alex sighed, "Well... I suppose I could... uh..." He paused and sighed again, "I suppose I could let you use the Beach Hut..."
Leah and Courtney both grinned.
"We can deal with that," Leah said.
"Yeah, I'm cool with that too."
Billie and Mike shot each other nervous glances as Alex threw some keys at Leah.
"The Beach Hut?" Asked Hayley, her eyes lighting up, "Cool! C'mon, let's go!"
After another half an hour drive, they arrived at the Beach Hut. It was much, much bigger then the apartment and much more home looking.
"Ah," Smiled Tre, throwing his stuff out of the car, "The old beach hut."
"What are you talking about?" Snapped Billie, "You've never been here before."
Tre sighed and rolled his eyes, "Must you always ruin the special moments?"
Billie rolled his eyes sarcastically in retaliation.
They went inside. Jess, Hayley, Leah and Courtney knew where to go to put their bags away but Billie, Mike, Tre and Jason looked completely lost.
The inside of the house was huge too. The lounge room was big, the kitchen was big and the four bedrooms were big.
"Well," Smiled Billie, "I think this place rules. Who's with me?"
"Amen Brother Billie," Laughed Jason, finding a room perfect for himself and Hayley down the hallway.
"Yeah, this place is nice," Tre agreed, taking the room directly across from Jason's.
"There is honestly something up with those two," Billie said, "They're always together... and... I'm worried."
"Oh, Billie," Scoffed Mike, "They're best friends, I guess. I hardly ever left your side when we were kids."
"That's different," Billie said in exasperation, "We were kids! We're talking about two fully grown... possibly gay men."
"Cool it, Billie," Mike sighed, "They're just after some fun. If I walk in on them in a gay position or kissing or groping each other madly, I'll consider labelling them gay. Until then, they're straight, good friends. Nothing more, nothing less."
"PILLOW FIGHT, TRE!" Jason squealed, running into Tre's room with a pillow swinging high above his head. They watched as Jason straddled Tre and beat him with a pillow.
"DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW, MICHEAL!?" Billie shouted over their screams.
"Uh..." He didn't want to say anything, "SHUT UP!" He snapped, running into his new room.
