"I've Done Twins", chapter 31
"I l... l..." Leah bit her bottom lip and swallowed, "I love you, Billie."
"Hey, I love you too," Billie smiled, giving her a hug.
"Hmm, nice," She sighed, feeling suddenly dirty and screwing her face up at the other side of his shoulder.
Courtney looked over at Mike, then over at her twin. Leah nodded.
"And I... erm... love you, Mikey... darling," She squeaked.
Mike put his arm around Courtney.
"Hey, Lee, you don't normally act like this," Mike said, "Are you feelin' ok?"
"No," Courtney replied, "I'm sick."
"Oh..." He went to continue when a bug flew in through the window. Courtney
jumped away from Mike and screamed. Tre shook his head, thinking: They're
cover has been completely blown.
"ARGH! BUG! EW! EW! GET IT AWAY FROM ME! KILL THE FUCKER!" She
screamed. Leah started to scream too, it was quite obvious she wasn't really scared.
"LEAH!" Screamed Courtney, "KILL IT!"
Mike looked at Courtney, "Courtney?!" He shouted incredulously.
"COURTNEY YOU DUMBASS!" Shouted Leah, "YOU TOTALLY RUINED IT!"
Billie looked at both the girls, the bug flew away.
"You swapped places?" He asked.
Courtney and Leah grinned innocently.
"Well... technically, this is YOUR fault..." Leah started.
"Yeah, YOU should have been able to tell us apart straight away. We aren't great
actresses you know," Courtney added.
"OUR FAULT?!" Shouted Mike, "HOW WAS IT OUR FAULT?!
"You claim to love us... but you can't tell us apart," Leah said, "That's not love.
That's... attraction."
"But... but..." Billie stammered, "No! It's your</i< fault! You shouldn't play tricks on us like that!"
"God, this shirt sucks major ass," Leah grumbled, pulling the bottom of the tank top down a bit.
Mike and Billie still didn't look happy. They both stormed off to their rooms.
"Meh," Shrugged Tre, "They'll get over it."
Jess and Hayley started giggling uncontrollably.
"They're not gonna talk to you for a while!"
Five Days Later...
Everyone was running around trying to get their stuff ready for the trip back home.
The house was filled with 'have you seen my...?' and 'I swear I put it here last...'.
Tre had to lug Jess's bag out to the car and Hayley, surprisingly, had to take Jason's.
Leah wouldn't let anyone touch her bag and Courtney insisted she could carry her
own. But then she complained about how heavy it was so Billie carried it.
"This'll be my third trip out of Australia," Hayley said happily, "I've been to America and London and New Zealand."
"Yeah well..." Jess started, "I've been to... uh... Stradbroke Island. So... yeah!"
"Stradbroke Island isn't overseas, you dumbfuck! It's Australian Waters!" Scoffed
Leah.
"It's OVER SEAS," Jess protested, "Why do you think I had to catch a boat over
there?"
Tre rolled his eyes at the girls. "Natural blonde, Jess?" He asked.
"Yeah. So? How'd you guess?" She replied with a amazed expression.
"Made it obvious," Leah said.
"You girls... and guys... ready yet?" Asked Mike.
"Yeah, I said I'd leave the keys in the mailbox for Alex. So... we're ready," Leah
smiled.
"The mailbox?" Asked Tre, "What if the mailman breaks in?"
Mike shook his head and didn't dignify that with an answer.
"Uh... plane?" Asked Jess, looking up at the airport.
"Yeah," Jason said.
"How else do you think we'd get back home?" Laughed Billie, "Walk?"
"With Jess... it'd be a lot easier," Hayley mumbled.
"Motion sickness," Grinned Courtney.
Tre groaned, "Aw, great! Bags not sitting next to Jess then!"
Jess glared at him.
"I don't have motion sickness. I've been to [i]Stratbroke Island which is
overseas in a boat. Obviously I don't have motion sickness. I have a fear of heights."
In The Air...
"Oh, God... I'm gonna be sick," Moaned Jess, pushing back into her seat. Tre groaned.
He had to sit next to Jess. Hayley looked over at Tre and Jess with a grin.
"Having a nice trip, Tre?" She teased.
"Hey Hayles... Bite my sexy ass!" He snapped.
"You'd like me too, wouldn't ya?"
Tre sunk back into his seat and ignored Jase and Hayley's giggles. Billie was flicking peanuts at the roof and Mike was watching t.v.
He sighed.
"This is so frickin' boring!" He grunted, "I'm hungry, it's cold. I don't like planes. I'm tired..."
"Shut up!" Shouted Leah, flicking her plastic spoon at him. Tre caught it and threw it back.
"Don't throw stuff at me," He snapped, "Or so help me God I'll come over there
and..."
"And what?" Mike asked suspiciously, coming in for Leah's defence.
"And... pat you?" He squeaked.
"God, I can't believe we got a seat in front of him. This is gonna be one long flight," Groaned Leah.
"Tell me about it," A very pale Jess mumbled.
Back In The U.S.
Billie and Courtney walked through the terminal grinning and kissing. Leah and Mike, Hayley and Jason were talking away. Meanwhile, Tre had to practically carry Jess into the airport, as she was too sick and helpless to walk steadily herself.
"Urgh," She groaned, "So sick..."
Leah looked over sympathetically.
"Geez Jess, you look all green!"
"She's the Hulk," Tre joked. Jess glared at him.
"I'm never going flying again," She said, "It's official."
"What if you go back to Aussie Land?" Asked Tre.
"I'll friggin' walk."
"Don't you mean swim?"
"I KNOW what I said."
Mike grinned at turned around where Billie and Courtney were kissing, he walked past them and shoved Billie.
"Get a room, sheesh!"
"Shut up, old man," Moaned Billie, while trying to kiss Courtney.
"Old man? Oh... I hope you know... THIS means war!" Mike said in a Duffy Duck
way.
Courtney pulled away from Billie's lips and giggled at Mike.
"Ok, Daffy Duck, why don't you and Leah skedaddle and... I dunno... fuck like
relatives of Bugs Bunny."
This caused Billie to nearly piss his tight little pants laughing.
Mike walked away, after rolling his eyes at them. He took Leah's hand and kissed her cheek.
"We're going home. Billie sucks."
"Last I heard, Billie swallows."
Mike stared at her, completely lost, until he got the joke and giggled insanely.
At Tre's House...
"And this is the toilet... this is where I do all my..."
"Tre, you don't have to go into details about what you do in particular rooms," Jess smiled.
"Oh..." Tre went a little red, "Sorry. But this is were I do..." He stopped and sighed, "A lotta my thinking..."
"You do a lot of thinking on the can?" Jess asked, shutting the door.
"Yeah," Tre said, "It's easy. It's like... shit gives me inspiration."
"I can see where 'Dookie' came from. How inspiring."
"Why thank you, Jessie, darling."
"I don't care where the toilet and bathroom and kitchen and all that stuff is, Tre... I wanna know where the bedroom is."
Tre grinned at her, she was grinning back.
"Ooh... Jess... you horny little thing."
"I just need to see that fat ass of yours in it's supreme nakedness."
"Would you shut up about my ass?" He snapped.
She giggled and looked pleased with herself. Tre picked her up and took her into his room.
"Welcome to my lair," He mumbled, kissing her neck.
"Very messy," Jess chuckled, looking at Tre's clothes, which were scattered all over the floor.
"Well, normally I'm passed out on the couch at Mike's place, ok?" He joked.
Wait He thought, That's not a joke.... THAT'S TRUE!
Later That Night...
Courtney stood in front of the mirror taking a few deep breaths.
"You can do this," She told herself, "You trust him don't you? And you love him don't you? It's not like he's gonna just ditch you... you can do it Courts..."
She opened the bedroom door, Billie was lying in the bed with his eyes shut, trying to sleep. Courtney crawled in next to him and stared at his gorgeous face.
Billie grabbed her hips and pulled her closer, he felt it. The naked skin against his
chest. He cracked a grin.
"What are you wearing?" He whispered.
"Nothin' but a smile," Replied Courtney with a cheeky tone. Billie's eyes shot open.
He went under the sheets and nearly screamed with joy.
"Oh... my... God.... Ohmigod, oh my God!" He repeated over and over again, "This is the best thing I've ever seen.... Ever."
Courtney giggled, "Ok... I wasn't expecting that reaction."
Billie sat up and kissed her lips.
"Are you just sleeping butt naked to tease me or are you seriously ready for some Billie Joe Armstrong Action?"
"Just teasing," Courtney joked, only to see Billie's happy face slowly fade. And it did. He looked completely heartbroken.
"Wh-what?" He whimpered, sounding like he was in a serious amount of pain.
"I'm kidding, baby," She whispered into his ear, "I'm ready for some of that
Armstrong Action Tre was talking about."
"Mike maybe, Tre... no," Billie joked.
Billie took it slow, for Courtney's sake. But, he was pretty desperate to start the
rougher stuff but he could clearly see Courtney was nervous. Once he fully started, Courtney felt sharp pains, and groaned about it. Billie stopped.
"You ok, Courtney?" He asked quietly.
"I'm alright," She mumbled. Although Billie was over moon about his first time with Courtney, and Courtney's first time altogether, he felt guilty because she was in pain.
When Billie was done, he leaned down and kissed Courtney. She couldn't wipe that smug smile off her face, even if she tried.
"Are you ok?" He asked again.
"I'm much better now," She whispered, "You jerk! You hurt me!"
"I didn't mean to baby," He protested, "But you can't honestly say that wasn't
fan-fucking-tastic."
"No girl likes their first time," Courtney said, trying not to hurt his feelings, "But trust me, you made it a hell of a lot better."
Billie went back under the sheets.
"I feel like exploring you some more," He said.
"Ok, Explorer Billie, enjoy the expedition, use your map once you pass the belly
button."
He laughed, "Yes, Professor Courtney."
Leah flopped onto the couch and smiled at Mike.
"What?" He asked, suspiciously.
"Nothin'," She replied, "Nothing at all, Mikey darling."
"I know you TOO well for you to keep a secret from me."
"COURTNEY!" Squealed Leah, jumping onto his lap, Mike caught her in his arms.
"What?" He asked, "What happened?"
"Courtney, little Courts... is all grown up!"
"What?" He asked again, even more confused.
"SHE'S HAVING SEX!" Leah shouted, with a huge grin that would be impossible to
wipe off her face.
"Leah! That's really none of our business!" Mike snapped at her in a patronising way.
"None of YOUR business, yeah. But sure as Hell it's MY business!"
"No it's not," He protested, "You're her sister, not her... shadow."
"I'm her reflection," She grinned. "But anyway, yeah. Courtney finally lost it to Billie. Isn't that cute?"
Mike nodded with a smile, "Yeah, it's pretty cute... I guess."
She gave Mike a sweet innocent smile and asked, "You really couldn't care less, could ya?"
"No," Mike replied, "I honestly don't care about other peoples sex lives."
"More worried about your own?"
"Certainly," Chuckled Mike, "I haven't had sex in a while, Lee. I'm feelin' greatly
underappreciated."
"Diddums," She said, focusing on the t.v.
"Is this going to result in me dragging you up all those stairs, forcing you outta your clothes and having to blow your mind ALL against your will."
"I'll scream rape!" She warned.
"I've gotta gag," He warned back. Leah's eyes widened.
"Well... in that case... I might make YOU MY bitch!"
Courtney woke up the next morning with Billie's arms around her. She struggled out of bed and got dressed. Well... she hardly got dressed, underwear and Billie's beloved Misfits shirt.
"Oh God, Billie," She whispered to her sleeping lover, "When was the last time you
washed this shirt?!"
Billie was still dead to the world and snoring quietly, obviously extremely tired.
She went into the bathroom and noticed herself glowing in her reflection.
Sex Glow, Leah once joked, The orgasm glow... happens after good
sex!
Courtney agreed. She smiled at the memory of her sister giggling and hiccupping
during her speech on sex. She decided to go make breakfast. Just as she cracked an egg into the pan, the phone rang.
"Hello?" She answered.
"TELL ME EVERYTHING!" Screamed Tre's voice.
"What?" Courtney asked in surprise.
"Darling, Leah told me about the... relations... you and Billie had last night. In
layman's terms... I KNOW YOU FUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT! TELL ME WHAT
HAPPENED! I MUST KNOW!"
Courtney giggled.
"You realise I'm going to kill Leah now, right?"
"Right," Tre replied, "Tell me... is Billie up to your standards?"
"I wouldn't know," Courtney replied, while multi-tasking to make breakfast, "It's not like I've had many men... at all. Ever."
He giggled, "So... was it... like... on the movies?"
"I'm taking you mean like, candles and roses and all that commercialised romantic shit?"
"Precisely."
"No," She cracked another egg, "But that doesn't mean it wasn't great. I mean, the first time hurt like a bitch, the second..."
"There was a second?!" Tre shouted.
"There was a third time," Grinned Courtney, "I just surprised him..."
"How?" Tre asked immediently.
"Well..." Courtney went into details about everything as Tre acted like a gay man and said it was: 'The Most Romantic Thing... Ever. And I mean like, EVER, ever.'
"Anyway, sweetie, I've gotta go. I'm makin' brekkie."
"Ok, Little Miss Sex Pants have fun wearing your new hot pink tight Sex Pants."
She giggled, "Ok, seeya!"
"Bye."
"Hey, I love you too," Billie smiled, giving her a hug.
"Hmm, nice," She sighed, feeling suddenly dirty and screwing her face up at the other side of his shoulder.
Courtney looked over at Mike, then over at her twin. Leah nodded.
"And I... erm... love you, Mikey... darling," She squeaked.
Mike put his arm around Courtney.
"Hey, Lee, you don't normally act like this," Mike said, "Are you feelin' ok?"
"No," Courtney replied, "I'm sick."
"Oh..." He went to continue when a bug flew in through the window. Courtney
jumped away from Mike and screamed. Tre shook his head, thinking: They're
cover has been completely blown.
"ARGH! BUG! EW! EW! GET IT AWAY FROM ME! KILL THE FUCKER!" She
screamed. Leah started to scream too, it was quite obvious she wasn't really scared.
"LEAH!" Screamed Courtney, "KILL IT!"
Mike looked at Courtney, "Courtney?!" He shouted incredulously.
"COURTNEY YOU DUMBASS!" Shouted Leah, "YOU TOTALLY RUINED IT!"
Billie looked at both the girls, the bug flew away.
"You swapped places?" He asked.
Courtney and Leah grinned innocently.
"Well... technically, this is YOUR fault..." Leah started.
"Yeah, YOU should have been able to tell us apart straight away. We aren't great
actresses you know," Courtney added.
"OUR FAULT?!" Shouted Mike, "HOW WAS IT OUR FAULT?!
"You claim to love us... but you can't tell us apart," Leah said, "That's not love.
That's... attraction."
"But... but..." Billie stammered, "No! It's your</i< fault! You shouldn't play tricks on us like that!"
"God, this shirt sucks major ass," Leah grumbled, pulling the bottom of the tank top down a bit.
Mike and Billie still didn't look happy. They both stormed off to their rooms.
"Meh," Shrugged Tre, "They'll get over it."
Jess and Hayley started giggling uncontrollably.
"They're not gonna talk to you for a while!"
Five Days Later...
Everyone was running around trying to get their stuff ready for the trip back home.
The house was filled with 'have you seen my...?' and 'I swear I put it here last...'.
Tre had to lug Jess's bag out to the car and Hayley, surprisingly, had to take Jason's.
Leah wouldn't let anyone touch her bag and Courtney insisted she could carry her
own. But then she complained about how heavy it was so Billie carried it.
"This'll be my third trip out of Australia," Hayley said happily, "I've been to America and London and New Zealand."
"Yeah well..." Jess started, "I've been to... uh... Stradbroke Island. So... yeah!"
"Stradbroke Island isn't overseas, you dumbfuck! It's Australian Waters!" Scoffed
Leah.
"It's OVER SEAS," Jess protested, "Why do you think I had to catch a boat over
there?"
Tre rolled his eyes at the girls. "Natural blonde, Jess?" He asked.
"Yeah. So? How'd you guess?" She replied with a amazed expression.
"Made it obvious," Leah said.
"You girls... and guys... ready yet?" Asked Mike.
"Yeah, I said I'd leave the keys in the mailbox for Alex. So... we're ready," Leah
smiled.
"The mailbox?" Asked Tre, "What if the mailman breaks in?"
Mike shook his head and didn't dignify that with an answer.
"Uh... plane?" Asked Jess, looking up at the airport.
"Yeah," Jason said.
"How else do you think we'd get back home?" Laughed Billie, "Walk?"
"With Jess... it'd be a lot easier," Hayley mumbled.
"Motion sickness," Grinned Courtney.
Tre groaned, "Aw, great! Bags not sitting next to Jess then!"
Jess glared at him.
"I don't have motion sickness. I've been to [i]Stratbroke Island which is
overseas in a boat. Obviously I don't have motion sickness. I have a fear of heights."
In The Air...
"Oh, God... I'm gonna be sick," Moaned Jess, pushing back into her seat. Tre groaned.
He had to sit next to Jess. Hayley looked over at Tre and Jess with a grin.
"Having a nice trip, Tre?" She teased.
"Hey Hayles... Bite my sexy ass!" He snapped.
"You'd like me too, wouldn't ya?"
Tre sunk back into his seat and ignored Jase and Hayley's giggles. Billie was flicking peanuts at the roof and Mike was watching t.v.
He sighed.
"This is so frickin' boring!" He grunted, "I'm hungry, it's cold. I don't like planes. I'm tired..."
"Shut up!" Shouted Leah, flicking her plastic spoon at him. Tre caught it and threw it back.
"Don't throw stuff at me," He snapped, "Or so help me God I'll come over there
and..."
"And what?" Mike asked suspiciously, coming in for Leah's defence.
"And... pat you?" He squeaked.
"God, I can't believe we got a seat in front of him. This is gonna be one long flight," Groaned Leah.
"Tell me about it," A very pale Jess mumbled.
Back In The U.S.
Billie and Courtney walked through the terminal grinning and kissing. Leah and Mike, Hayley and Jason were talking away. Meanwhile, Tre had to practically carry Jess into the airport, as she was too sick and helpless to walk steadily herself.
"Urgh," She groaned, "So sick..."
Leah looked over sympathetically.
"Geez Jess, you look all green!"
"She's the Hulk," Tre joked. Jess glared at him.
"I'm never going flying again," She said, "It's official."
"What if you go back to Aussie Land?" Asked Tre.
"I'll friggin' walk."
"Don't you mean swim?"
"I KNOW what I said."
Mike grinned at turned around where Billie and Courtney were kissing, he walked past them and shoved Billie.
"Get a room, sheesh!"
"Shut up, old man," Moaned Billie, while trying to kiss Courtney.
"Old man? Oh... I hope you know... THIS means war!" Mike said in a Duffy Duck
way.
Courtney pulled away from Billie's lips and giggled at Mike.
"Ok, Daffy Duck, why don't you and Leah skedaddle and... I dunno... fuck like
relatives of Bugs Bunny."
This caused Billie to nearly piss his tight little pants laughing.
Mike walked away, after rolling his eyes at them. He took Leah's hand and kissed her cheek.
"We're going home. Billie sucks."
"Last I heard, Billie swallows."
Mike stared at her, completely lost, until he got the joke and giggled insanely.
At Tre's House...
"And this is the toilet... this is where I do all my..."
"Tre, you don't have to go into details about what you do in particular rooms," Jess smiled.
"Oh..." Tre went a little red, "Sorry. But this is were I do..." He stopped and sighed, "A lotta my thinking..."
"You do a lot of thinking on the can?" Jess asked, shutting the door.
"Yeah," Tre said, "It's easy. It's like... shit gives me inspiration."
"I can see where 'Dookie' came from. How inspiring."
"Why thank you, Jessie, darling."
"I don't care where the toilet and bathroom and kitchen and all that stuff is, Tre... I wanna know where the bedroom is."
Tre grinned at her, she was grinning back.
"Ooh... Jess... you horny little thing."
"I just need to see that fat ass of yours in it's supreme nakedness."
"Would you shut up about my ass?" He snapped.
She giggled and looked pleased with herself. Tre picked her up and took her into his room.
"Welcome to my lair," He mumbled, kissing her neck.
"Very messy," Jess chuckled, looking at Tre's clothes, which were scattered all over the floor.
"Well, normally I'm passed out on the couch at Mike's place, ok?" He joked.
Wait He thought, That's not a joke.... THAT'S TRUE!
Later That Night...
Courtney stood in front of the mirror taking a few deep breaths.
"You can do this," She told herself, "You trust him don't you? And you love him don't you? It's not like he's gonna just ditch you... you can do it Courts..."
She opened the bedroom door, Billie was lying in the bed with his eyes shut, trying to sleep. Courtney crawled in next to him and stared at his gorgeous face.
Billie grabbed her hips and pulled her closer, he felt it. The naked skin against his
chest. He cracked a grin.
"What are you wearing?" He whispered.
"Nothin' but a smile," Replied Courtney with a cheeky tone. Billie's eyes shot open.
He went under the sheets and nearly screamed with joy.
"Oh... my... God.... Ohmigod, oh my God!" He repeated over and over again, "This is the best thing I've ever seen.... Ever."
Courtney giggled, "Ok... I wasn't expecting that reaction."
Billie sat up and kissed her lips.
"Are you just sleeping butt naked to tease me or are you seriously ready for some Billie Joe Armstrong Action?"
"Just teasing," Courtney joked, only to see Billie's happy face slowly fade. And it did. He looked completely heartbroken.
"Wh-what?" He whimpered, sounding like he was in a serious amount of pain.
"I'm kidding, baby," She whispered into his ear, "I'm ready for some of that
Armstrong Action Tre was talking about."
"Mike maybe, Tre... no," Billie joked.
Billie took it slow, for Courtney's sake. But, he was pretty desperate to start the
rougher stuff but he could clearly see Courtney was nervous. Once he fully started, Courtney felt sharp pains, and groaned about it. Billie stopped.
"You ok, Courtney?" He asked quietly.
"I'm alright," She mumbled. Although Billie was over moon about his first time with Courtney, and Courtney's first time altogether, he felt guilty because she was in pain.
When Billie was done, he leaned down and kissed Courtney. She couldn't wipe that smug smile off her face, even if she tried.
"Are you ok?" He asked again.
"I'm much better now," She whispered, "You jerk! You hurt me!"
"I didn't mean to baby," He protested, "But you can't honestly say that wasn't
fan-fucking-tastic."
"No girl likes their first time," Courtney said, trying not to hurt his feelings, "But trust me, you made it a hell of a lot better."
Billie went back under the sheets.
"I feel like exploring you some more," He said.
"Ok, Explorer Billie, enjoy the expedition, use your map once you pass the belly
button."
He laughed, "Yes, Professor Courtney."
Leah flopped onto the couch and smiled at Mike.
"What?" He asked, suspiciously.
"Nothin'," She replied, "Nothing at all, Mikey darling."
"I know you TOO well for you to keep a secret from me."
"COURTNEY!" Squealed Leah, jumping onto his lap, Mike caught her in his arms.
"What?" He asked, "What happened?"
"Courtney, little Courts... is all grown up!"
"What?" He asked again, even more confused.
"SHE'S HAVING SEX!" Leah shouted, with a huge grin that would be impossible to
wipe off her face.
"Leah! That's really none of our business!" Mike snapped at her in a patronising way.
"None of YOUR business, yeah. But sure as Hell it's MY business!"
"No it's not," He protested, "You're her sister, not her... shadow."
"I'm her reflection," She grinned. "But anyway, yeah. Courtney finally lost it to Billie. Isn't that cute?"
Mike nodded with a smile, "Yeah, it's pretty cute... I guess."
She gave Mike a sweet innocent smile and asked, "You really couldn't care less, could ya?"
"No," Mike replied, "I honestly don't care about other peoples sex lives."
"More worried about your own?"
"Certainly," Chuckled Mike, "I haven't had sex in a while, Lee. I'm feelin' greatly
underappreciated."
"Diddums," She said, focusing on the t.v.
"Is this going to result in me dragging you up all those stairs, forcing you outta your clothes and having to blow your mind ALL against your will."
"I'll scream rape!" She warned.
"I've gotta gag," He warned back. Leah's eyes widened.
"Well... in that case... I might make YOU MY bitch!"
Courtney woke up the next morning with Billie's arms around her. She struggled out of bed and got dressed. Well... she hardly got dressed, underwear and Billie's beloved Misfits shirt.
"Oh God, Billie," She whispered to her sleeping lover, "When was the last time you
washed this shirt?!"
Billie was still dead to the world and snoring quietly, obviously extremely tired.
She went into the bathroom and noticed herself glowing in her reflection.
Sex Glow, Leah once joked, The orgasm glow... happens after good
sex!
Courtney agreed. She smiled at the memory of her sister giggling and hiccupping
during her speech on sex. She decided to go make breakfast. Just as she cracked an egg into the pan, the phone rang.
"Hello?" She answered.
"TELL ME EVERYTHING!" Screamed Tre's voice.
"What?" Courtney asked in surprise.
"Darling, Leah told me about the... relations... you and Billie had last night. In
layman's terms... I KNOW YOU FUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT! TELL ME WHAT
HAPPENED! I MUST KNOW!"
Courtney giggled.
"You realise I'm going to kill Leah now, right?"
"Right," Tre replied, "Tell me... is Billie up to your standards?"
"I wouldn't know," Courtney replied, while multi-tasking to make breakfast, "It's not like I've had many men... at all. Ever."
He giggled, "So... was it... like... on the movies?"
"I'm taking you mean like, candles and roses and all that commercialised romantic shit?"
"Precisely."
"No," She cracked another egg, "But that doesn't mean it wasn't great. I mean, the first time hurt like a bitch, the second..."
"There was a second?!" Tre shouted.
"There was a third time," Grinned Courtney, "I just surprised him..."
"How?" Tre asked immediently.
"Well..." Courtney went into details about everything as Tre acted like a gay man and said it was: 'The Most Romantic Thing... Ever. And I mean like, EVER, ever.'
"Anyway, sweetie, I've gotta go. I'm makin' brekkie."
"Ok, Little Miss Sex Pants have fun wearing your new hot pink tight Sex Pants."
She giggled, "Ok, seeya!"
"Bye."
