"I've Done Twins", chapter 32
Courtney nudged Billie. He opened his eyes and rubbed them, yawning.
"Morning, baby," He mumbled groggily, "What's up?"
"Made you breakfast!" She said cheerfully, showing him the eggs and toast she made,
with fruit on the side.
"You didn't have to," He chuckled, pulling her in for a hug. She sat up and leaned
against Billie's chest, as he was already sitting upright against his pillow.
"Thought I'd be nice," She explained, "Is this ok?"
"This is great!" He said, he nibbled her earlobe, "I'd prefer you for breakfast but this is
good too," He pointed at the plate of food.
Courtney smirked.
"Nice shirt," He smiled.
"Why thank you," She smiled back, "I found it on the floor."
"What?! What was it doing there?!"
She shrugged off the question.
"Eat up," She said, "'Cause you're gonna need your energy."
"For what?" Billie asked, shoving some toast into his mouth. She kissed his cheek and
whispered what she meant into his ear. Billie's eyes lit up.
"Oh... so we're going for a FOURTH now, are we?!"
Tre stumbled down the stairs were Jess was crying on the couch.
"Jess," He gasped, running to her side, "What's wrong?"
She put her head on his shoulder and started crying harder.
"You're cheating on me," She cried, "You bastard, I hate you!"
She hugged him, nevertheless.
"What?!" He shouted, "I would never! I'm not!"
"I heard you on the phone!" She snapped, "Little Miss Sex Pants?! Huh?! Care to
explain?!"
"It's Courtney..."
"YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH COURTNEY?!" She screamed. Tre burst out
laughing.
"No, baby, of course not. Billie and Courtney had... erm... sex... I was just teasing
her."
Jess's jaw dropped, "They what?"
"Yeah. According to my sources it was like: 'Oh... Courtney' and she was all like:
'Ow! Mother fucker! It hurts! Argh! Mother fucker!'"
Jess giggled, "And who is your source, exactly?"
"None of your business," Tre snapped, crossing his arms.
"Aw, come on Tre! Let me know... wait... it wasn't Jase was it?"
"Hun, Jase has better things to do with his time then watch Billie and Courtney have
sex."
"Have sex? Or make love?" She joked, letting out another giggle.
"Sex," He replied, "Wham bam thank you ma'am!"
Leah looked down at her stomach and smiled.
"I'm gonna be so fat," She told herself, "Hehe... me? Fat? Hahaha! I'm gonna look like
a marshmallow!"
She went into the bedroom where Mike was still sleeping.
"Sleepy head," She laughed.
"Hmm mmm merf," Mike grunted.
"Are you gonna wake up?"
"Merf," Mike grunted again.
"Ok then, I'll force it upon you."
Leah jumped on Mike and started tickling him. Mike laughed and tried to flip her over
to be ontop, but she wouldn't let him. She did her best effort to pin him down and
tickle him aswell.
"Lee," Mike groaned, after she'd finished torturing him with tickles, "Why do I have to
get up?"
Leah sighed in frustration, "Men! Don't you remember? Estelle's going to have lunch
with you today. Duh!"
Mike jumped out of bed and pulled on his boxers.
"Men," She mumbled again, "They wouldn't remember where there fuckin' noses were
if we didn't point it out once in a while."
It's especially easy with a nose like Mike's Said her inner voice. Leah chuckled.
"Hm... good point conscience."
"Daddy!" Cheered the adorable Estelle as she jumped into Mike's arms.
"Hey Stella!" Mike cheered, kissing his daughter's cheek and giving her a big hug.
"I missed you Daddy," Estelle said, "You were gone for a while."
"I know, I'm sorry," He smiled, "I'm home now though."
"Yeah..." Estelle's attention was drawn away by Leah, "Hey Leah," She said
cheerfully, giving her a hug aswell.
"Hey, Stella," Leah grinned, "What's going on?"
"Nothing..." She beckoned Leah to come down to her height, Estelle whispered in
Leah's ear, "Are you and Dad still together?"
"Yes, sweetie. We're still together."
"Are you getting married?" She asked with a grin.
"Uh... no, sweetie. We're not getting married."
Mike looked slightly uncomfortable and changed the subject.
"So... what have you been getting up to, baby?" He asked, grinning.
"HYPER ACTIVITY IS FUUUUN!" Screamed Tre, sliding down the stair rails.
Jess looked absolutely horrified as Tre started running up the stairs then swinging
himself around the rails and jumping back down.
"Tre, what the hell is wrong with you?!" She shouted.
"What's wrong with me?" Tre asked, jumping around on the spot, "Nothing. Why?
Does something look wrong?"
"You're bouncing off the walls."
Tre grinned and starting propelling himself at the walls and bouncing off them. Jess
tried hard to make her eyes keep up with the speed he was moving at.
"Coffee," She mumbled, "How could something so good trigger such a bad thing."
"Let's go shopping!" Tre said, with hysteria in his voice.
Jess looked surprised as Tre grabbed her hands, and the keys, and dragged her out
shopping.
Tre and Jess were giggling around the mall until Tre spotted Jason. He ran over to his
friend and hugged him. Jason laughed and pat Tre's back.
"Hey man," Jason said, "What are you two... erm... up... to?"
"Shopping," Tre replied as Jess finally caught up with them and hugged Hayley.
"Fancy seeing you here," Grinned Jess.
"Yes..." Jason rubbed his chin, "Very suspicious."
"Feels like forever since we've hung out," Tre said, walking with Jase and leaving Jess
and Hayley wondering what stupid plan Tre was concocting.
"Let's have a sleep over!" He declared, "You and the others... and the girls... should
come over to mine tonight! It'll be great! Movies, beer, popcorn..."
"COKE!" Hayley shouted. Everyone stared at her. "Look, it ain't a slumber party
without coke."
"That's a good idea," Jess smiled, taking Tre's hand, "I like it. We'd better go grab
some stuff for tonight then, eh babe? There's hardly anything in your
cupboards."
"Yeah," He sniggered, "Just beer."
Jase rolled his eyes, "Ok... You call the guys then..."
"Don't worry," Jess interrupted, "I'll control everything. Catch you guys later, kay?"
"Kay," Smiled Hayley, "I'll talk to you later, Jess."
At The Video Store...
Tre held the door open for Jess, she giggled and went to look in the New Releases. Tre
ran straight to the porn section.
"Typical," She mumbled.
In the time slot of about ten minutes, Jess had picked a movie from every category,
except the adult section, which, obviously, Tre was handling quite well himself. He ran
over and handed her a DVD.
"Erotic Tales?" She asked, looking up at him sarcastically.
"Yeah!" Tre said excitedly. "Erotic Garden Tales: Sins of the Shrubs."
Jess giggled and put it on her pile.
"Maybe just the guys can watch that," She smiled at him, "While us girls watch the
teary chick flick?"
"NO!" Tre shouted, "I like the teary chick flicks too!"
"Ok, ok," She sighed, "We'll have plenty of time to watch them tonight."
It was six o'clock when every one came around. Courtney and Billie brought heaps of
soft drinks while Mike and Leah bought sugary foods, (eg.- heaps of candy, chips and
a million packets of sour bombs). Hayley and Jason brought a bit more alcohol and
Jess provided mattresses and everything for people to sleep.
"This is just like the sleepovers from my long lost childhood," Cooed Tre, "Oh...
memories."
"Yeah, I had my first kiss at a sleep over," Sighed Billie dreamily.
"Who?!" Asked Mike, "Your mom never let GIRLS sleep over."
"Yeah, I know," Grinned Billie. Jason and Mike got the point.
Tre didn't.
"What do you mean then? How could you have your first kiss if your mom wouldn't
let girls sleep... sleep..." He stared at Billie. Tre's eyes narrowed and he shook his
head, "Oh, that's disgusting."
Jason cracked up laughing, Billie giggled in an embarrassed way.
Mike had Leah sitting between his legs, they were both wrapped up in their 'blankies'
and warm 'jammy jams'. Winter had only practically just started in Berkeley, so Jess
and Hayley were freezing their asses off.
"Which movie do you want to watch first?" Tre asked.
"And what are the options?" Asked Billie.
"Horror, comedy, action, drama, kiddish... porn..." He looked up at Jason with a grin,
Jason returned the cheeky look, "And... last but not least, the chick flick."
Billie groaned, Courtney giggled.
"Ooh! Definitely the chick flick!" She whooped.
"No! The kiddie one!" Cried Mike.
"Ok!" Tre yelled, trying to talk over the outburst of loud demanding of which DVD to
watch first, "We'll watch the kiddish one."
"What is it?" Asked Hayley.
Tre grinned at her and said, "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."
Everyone was cuddled up in their blankies and giggling insanely at everything Willy
said.
"The best kinda prize is a SURprise! Hehehe..." Willy said.
Tre nearly pissed himself laughing at the stupid expression on his face. Courtney
giggled and it took Jess a while to get the joke.
"Oh!" She yelled, "I get it! A SURprise! Surprise!"
Leah groaned and threw some popcorn at her.
"Hello Miss Fortnight," She laughed.
"What does that mean?" Asked Billie.
"It means she's slow," Answered Courtney, "Jess has always been Miss Fortnight."
Jess sunk back into her place and munched sulkily on popcorn.
During The Chick Flick...
"No, Tommy... You're not meant to be here..."
"No... Angelina... I want to be with you... You're the only one for me and I love you.
Now and forever..."
Jess sniffed and wiped away a tear. Leah let out a groan of frustration, desperate to
jump into the movie and kick the shit outta Tommy.
"God! This plot is so predictable... And these so-called 'actors' SUCK!" Leah was cut
off by the room filling with 'Shh!'
Tre, Jason, Jess and Courtney were sobbing uncontrollably, Billie was reading trivia
questions on one his lolly wrappers. Mike was playing with Leah's hair and Leah was
about to explode because she hated the movie so much.
In the end, Angelina found out Tommy had cancer, he died and Angelina got with
Tommy's extremely hot younger brother. The End.
Leah groaned again and turned off the DVD.
"Comedy?" She asked with an grin.
"Yes!" Cheered Tre, who had stopped crying already, "I need to laugh! I must laugh!"
Napoleon Dynamite.
"This movie's so funny," Jason said, "I've seen it once before! It's a classic!"
Tre was cracking up during the whole movie, Jess was having a hard time trying to
keep up and Billie was laughing at Mike because of the weird faces he pulled while
sucking on sour bombs.
"Blaa!" Spat Mike, "So sour! Eurgh!" He spat the sour bomb into Leah's hair. Leah
elbowed his ribs and picked it out.
"Mike! That's gross!"
"Sorry," Mike grinned, taking back his sour bomb and popping it back into his mouth.
"Would you two shut the fuck up!" Hissed Jason, "I'm trying to watch this!"
"You've seen it before," Snapped Mike.
"So?" Grinned Jason, "It's funny."
It didn't take long for a really exhausted Jess to drop off to sleep.
"Aww," Tre whispered, "Hey guys. Look at this."
Everyone looked at Jess, curled up against Tre sleeping with a smile on her face.
"How cute," Chuckled Courtney.
"Let's draw on her!" Chanted Jason.
"Yay! Tattoos!" Leah whispered, grabbing a pen.
Jess giggled in her sleep as they drew messages and pictures on her. Tre drew millions
of things on her arms while Leah, Courtney and Hayley drew on her legs. Billie wrote
'Loser' on her head and Jason drew a penis on her stomach.
The Next Morning...
The gang finished watching a majority of the movies and Jess didn't wake up at all
though the night.
Eventually, Jess opened her eyes and looked around. Everyone was grinning at her.
"Morning guys. How'd you sleep?" She yawned.
"Funny," Leah giggled, "I had this weird dream you joined a Bikers Crew and got
covered in tattoos."
"Ew," Jess smiled, "Tattoos on chicks just don't work for me. Well... one or two is
fine but your whole body? Ew."
"Could have fooled us," Chuckled Billie.
"What do you mean...?" Jess caught a glimps of the writing and drawing all over her,
she screamed. "Argh! What the hell?! Who did this?!"
Jason threw the pen behind his shoulder and whistled innocently.
"YOU!" Shouted Jess, leaping on him. "YOU OWE ME NEW SKIN! I'M TAKING
YOURS!"
She started biting him, trying to get his skin.
"GET OFF ME YOU LOONY!" Jason screeched, pushing Jess off him.
"I'm going for a shower," She snapped, "I have to wash all this off before I get ink
poisoning."
Jess stormed off upstairs to the shower.
"She feels really strongly about writing on yourself," Leah said, "She's NEVER
written on herself for the fear of getting ink poisoning."
Jess came down to breakfast without any marks on her from the pen, but her usually
nicely tanned skin was red and sore looking from scrubbing.
"Whoa!" Tre gasped, "I can smell the soap from here."
"Shut up, you," She snapped.
Leah grinned through her toast as Jess sat down and picked up a pen. Seeing her
grinning, Jess threw the pen at her. It hit Leah on the nose and made her choke on her
food in surprise, which made Mike laugh and causing him to shoot his coffee out of his
nose. Tre looked disgusted as coffee shot out onto his table. He shook his head.
"I refuse to clean that up, son," He warned.
"Morning, baby," He mumbled groggily, "What's up?"
"Made you breakfast!" She said cheerfully, showing him the eggs and toast she made,
with fruit on the side.
"You didn't have to," He chuckled, pulling her in for a hug. She sat up and leaned
against Billie's chest, as he was already sitting upright against his pillow.
"Thought I'd be nice," She explained, "Is this ok?"
"This is great!" He said, he nibbled her earlobe, "I'd prefer you for breakfast but this is
good too," He pointed at the plate of food.
Courtney smirked.
"Nice shirt," He smiled.
"Why thank you," She smiled back, "I found it on the floor."
"What?! What was it doing there?!"
She shrugged off the question.
"Eat up," She said, "'Cause you're gonna need your energy."
"For what?" Billie asked, shoving some toast into his mouth. She kissed his cheek and
whispered what she meant into his ear. Billie's eyes lit up.
"Oh... so we're going for a FOURTH now, are we?!"
Tre stumbled down the stairs were Jess was crying on the couch.
"Jess," He gasped, running to her side, "What's wrong?"
She put her head on his shoulder and started crying harder.
"You're cheating on me," She cried, "You bastard, I hate you!"
She hugged him, nevertheless.
"What?!" He shouted, "I would never! I'm not!"
"I heard you on the phone!" She snapped, "Little Miss Sex Pants?! Huh?! Care to
explain?!"
"It's Courtney..."
"YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH COURTNEY?!" She screamed. Tre burst out
laughing.
"No, baby, of course not. Billie and Courtney had... erm... sex... I was just teasing
her."
Jess's jaw dropped, "They what?"
"Yeah. According to my sources it was like: 'Oh... Courtney' and she was all like:
'Ow! Mother fucker! It hurts! Argh! Mother fucker!'"
Jess giggled, "And who is your source, exactly?"
"None of your business," Tre snapped, crossing his arms.
"Aw, come on Tre! Let me know... wait... it wasn't Jase was it?"
"Hun, Jase has better things to do with his time then watch Billie and Courtney have
sex."
"Have sex? Or make love?" She joked, letting out another giggle.
"Sex," He replied, "Wham bam thank you ma'am!"
Leah looked down at her stomach and smiled.
"I'm gonna be so fat," She told herself, "Hehe... me? Fat? Hahaha! I'm gonna look like
a marshmallow!"
She went into the bedroom where Mike was still sleeping.
"Sleepy head," She laughed.
"Hmm mmm merf," Mike grunted.
"Are you gonna wake up?"
"Merf," Mike grunted again.
"Ok then, I'll force it upon you."
Leah jumped on Mike and started tickling him. Mike laughed and tried to flip her over
to be ontop, but she wouldn't let him. She did her best effort to pin him down and
tickle him aswell.
"Lee," Mike groaned, after she'd finished torturing him with tickles, "Why do I have to
get up?"
Leah sighed in frustration, "Men! Don't you remember? Estelle's going to have lunch
with you today. Duh!"
Mike jumped out of bed and pulled on his boxers.
"Men," She mumbled again, "They wouldn't remember where there fuckin' noses were
if we didn't point it out once in a while."
It's especially easy with a nose like Mike's Said her inner voice. Leah chuckled.
"Hm... good point conscience."
"Daddy!" Cheered the adorable Estelle as she jumped into Mike's arms.
"Hey Stella!" Mike cheered, kissing his daughter's cheek and giving her a big hug.
"I missed you Daddy," Estelle said, "You were gone for a while."
"I know, I'm sorry," He smiled, "I'm home now though."
"Yeah..." Estelle's attention was drawn away by Leah, "Hey Leah," She said
cheerfully, giving her a hug aswell.
"Hey, Stella," Leah grinned, "What's going on?"
"Nothing..." She beckoned Leah to come down to her height, Estelle whispered in
Leah's ear, "Are you and Dad still together?"
"Yes, sweetie. We're still together."
"Are you getting married?" She asked with a grin.
"Uh... no, sweetie. We're not getting married."
Mike looked slightly uncomfortable and changed the subject.
"So... what have you been getting up to, baby?" He asked, grinning.
"HYPER ACTIVITY IS FUUUUN!" Screamed Tre, sliding down the stair rails.
Jess looked absolutely horrified as Tre started running up the stairs then swinging
himself around the rails and jumping back down.
"Tre, what the hell is wrong with you?!" She shouted.
"What's wrong with me?" Tre asked, jumping around on the spot, "Nothing. Why?
Does something look wrong?"
"You're bouncing off the walls."
Tre grinned and starting propelling himself at the walls and bouncing off them. Jess
tried hard to make her eyes keep up with the speed he was moving at.
"Coffee," She mumbled, "How could something so good trigger such a bad thing."
"Let's go shopping!" Tre said, with hysteria in his voice.
Jess looked surprised as Tre grabbed her hands, and the keys, and dragged her out
shopping.
Tre and Jess were giggling around the mall until Tre spotted Jason. He ran over to his
friend and hugged him. Jason laughed and pat Tre's back.
"Hey man," Jason said, "What are you two... erm... up... to?"
"Shopping," Tre replied as Jess finally caught up with them and hugged Hayley.
"Fancy seeing you here," Grinned Jess.
"Yes..." Jason rubbed his chin, "Very suspicious."
"Feels like forever since we've hung out," Tre said, walking with Jase and leaving Jess
and Hayley wondering what stupid plan Tre was concocting.
"Let's have a sleep over!" He declared, "You and the others... and the girls... should
come over to mine tonight! It'll be great! Movies, beer, popcorn..."
"COKE!" Hayley shouted. Everyone stared at her. "Look, it ain't a slumber party
without coke."
"That's a good idea," Jess smiled, taking Tre's hand, "I like it. We'd better go grab
some stuff for tonight then, eh babe? There's hardly anything in your
cupboards."
"Yeah," He sniggered, "Just beer."
Jase rolled his eyes, "Ok... You call the guys then..."
"Don't worry," Jess interrupted, "I'll control everything. Catch you guys later, kay?"
"Kay," Smiled Hayley, "I'll talk to you later, Jess."
At The Video Store...
Tre held the door open for Jess, she giggled and went to look in the New Releases. Tre
ran straight to the porn section.
"Typical," She mumbled.
In the time slot of about ten minutes, Jess had picked a movie from every category,
except the adult section, which, obviously, Tre was handling quite well himself. He ran
over and handed her a DVD.
"Erotic Tales?" She asked, looking up at him sarcastically.
"Yeah!" Tre said excitedly. "Erotic Garden Tales: Sins of the Shrubs."
Jess giggled and put it on her pile.
"Maybe just the guys can watch that," She smiled at him, "While us girls watch the
teary chick flick?"
"NO!" Tre shouted, "I like the teary chick flicks too!"
"Ok, ok," She sighed, "We'll have plenty of time to watch them tonight."
It was six o'clock when every one came around. Courtney and Billie brought heaps of
soft drinks while Mike and Leah bought sugary foods, (eg.- heaps of candy, chips and
a million packets of sour bombs). Hayley and Jason brought a bit more alcohol and
Jess provided mattresses and everything for people to sleep.
"This is just like the sleepovers from my long lost childhood," Cooed Tre, "Oh...
memories."
"Yeah, I had my first kiss at a sleep over," Sighed Billie dreamily.
"Who?!" Asked Mike, "Your mom never let GIRLS sleep over."
"Yeah, I know," Grinned Billie. Jason and Mike got the point.
Tre didn't.
"What do you mean then? How could you have your first kiss if your mom wouldn't
let girls sleep... sleep..." He stared at Billie. Tre's eyes narrowed and he shook his
head, "Oh, that's disgusting."
Jason cracked up laughing, Billie giggled in an embarrassed way.
Mike had Leah sitting between his legs, they were both wrapped up in their 'blankies'
and warm 'jammy jams'. Winter had only practically just started in Berkeley, so Jess
and Hayley were freezing their asses off.
"Which movie do you want to watch first?" Tre asked.
"And what are the options?" Asked Billie.
"Horror, comedy, action, drama, kiddish... porn..." He looked up at Jason with a grin,
Jason returned the cheeky look, "And... last but not least, the chick flick."
Billie groaned, Courtney giggled.
"Ooh! Definitely the chick flick!" She whooped.
"No! The kiddie one!" Cried Mike.
"Ok!" Tre yelled, trying to talk over the outburst of loud demanding of which DVD to
watch first, "We'll watch the kiddish one."
"What is it?" Asked Hayley.
Tre grinned at her and said, "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."
Everyone was cuddled up in their blankies and giggling insanely at everything Willy
said.
"The best kinda prize is a SURprise! Hehehe..." Willy said.
Tre nearly pissed himself laughing at the stupid expression on his face. Courtney
giggled and it took Jess a while to get the joke.
"Oh!" She yelled, "I get it! A SURprise! Surprise!"
Leah groaned and threw some popcorn at her.
"Hello Miss Fortnight," She laughed.
"What does that mean?" Asked Billie.
"It means she's slow," Answered Courtney, "Jess has always been Miss Fortnight."
Jess sunk back into her place and munched sulkily on popcorn.
During The Chick Flick...
"No, Tommy... You're not meant to be here..."
"No... Angelina... I want to be with you... You're the only one for me and I love you.
Now and forever..."
Jess sniffed and wiped away a tear. Leah let out a groan of frustration, desperate to
jump into the movie and kick the shit outta Tommy.
"God! This plot is so predictable... And these so-called 'actors' SUCK!" Leah was cut
off by the room filling with 'Shh!'
Tre, Jason, Jess and Courtney were sobbing uncontrollably, Billie was reading trivia
questions on one his lolly wrappers. Mike was playing with Leah's hair and Leah was
about to explode because she hated the movie so much.
In the end, Angelina found out Tommy had cancer, he died and Angelina got with
Tommy's extremely hot younger brother. The End.
Leah groaned again and turned off the DVD.
"Comedy?" She asked with an grin.
"Yes!" Cheered Tre, who had stopped crying already, "I need to laugh! I must laugh!"
Napoleon Dynamite.
"This movie's so funny," Jason said, "I've seen it once before! It's a classic!"
Tre was cracking up during the whole movie, Jess was having a hard time trying to
keep up and Billie was laughing at Mike because of the weird faces he pulled while
sucking on sour bombs.
"Blaa!" Spat Mike, "So sour! Eurgh!" He spat the sour bomb into Leah's hair. Leah
elbowed his ribs and picked it out.
"Mike! That's gross!"
"Sorry," Mike grinned, taking back his sour bomb and popping it back into his mouth.
"Would you two shut the fuck up!" Hissed Jason, "I'm trying to watch this!"
"You've seen it before," Snapped Mike.
"So?" Grinned Jason, "It's funny."
It didn't take long for a really exhausted Jess to drop off to sleep.
"Aww," Tre whispered, "Hey guys. Look at this."
Everyone looked at Jess, curled up against Tre sleeping with a smile on her face.
"How cute," Chuckled Courtney.
"Let's draw on her!" Chanted Jason.
"Yay! Tattoos!" Leah whispered, grabbing a pen.
Jess giggled in her sleep as they drew messages and pictures on her. Tre drew millions
of things on her arms while Leah, Courtney and Hayley drew on her legs. Billie wrote
'Loser' on her head and Jason drew a penis on her stomach.
The Next Morning...
The gang finished watching a majority of the movies and Jess didn't wake up at all
though the night.
Eventually, Jess opened her eyes and looked around. Everyone was grinning at her.
"Morning guys. How'd you sleep?" She yawned.
"Funny," Leah giggled, "I had this weird dream you joined a Bikers Crew and got
covered in tattoos."
"Ew," Jess smiled, "Tattoos on chicks just don't work for me. Well... one or two is
fine but your whole body? Ew."
"Could have fooled us," Chuckled Billie.
"What do you mean...?" Jess caught a glimps of the writing and drawing all over her,
she screamed. "Argh! What the hell?! Who did this?!"
Jason threw the pen behind his shoulder and whistled innocently.
"YOU!" Shouted Jess, leaping on him. "YOU OWE ME NEW SKIN! I'M TAKING
YOURS!"
She started biting him, trying to get his skin.
"GET OFF ME YOU LOONY!" Jason screeched, pushing Jess off him.
"I'm going for a shower," She snapped, "I have to wash all this off before I get ink
poisoning."
Jess stormed off upstairs to the shower.
"She feels really strongly about writing on yourself," Leah said, "She's NEVER
written on herself for the fear of getting ink poisoning."
Jess came down to breakfast without any marks on her from the pen, but her usually
nicely tanned skin was red and sore looking from scrubbing.
"Whoa!" Tre gasped, "I can smell the soap from here."
"Shut up, you," She snapped.
Leah grinned through her toast as Jess sat down and picked up a pen. Seeing her
grinning, Jess threw the pen at her. It hit Leah on the nose and made her choke on her
food in surprise, which made Mike laugh and causing him to shoot his coffee out of his
nose. Tre looked disgusted as coffee shot out onto his table. He shook his head.
"I refuse to clean that up, son," He warned.
