"I've Done Twins", chapter 7
A while later, Mike and Leah stepped out of the Massage Room and decided to go to get facials.
"Ah Mike," Sighed Leah, "This presents really gonna pay off."
Mike smiled, "That's what I thought."
Mike tried not to feel all girly or gay as he laid in a chair, with green facial shit all over his face, and two piece of cucumber on his eyes.
"This is really stupid," He muttered to himself.
"Is not," Leah protested, "Your skin will thank you for it, man. Trust me."
Mike picked the piece of cucumber off his face and ate it.
"Coo-cum-ba's good," He said, trying to talk while chewing.
"Mike," Leah said calmly, "You didn't just eat the cucumber did you?"
"Weren't we meant to?" He asked, a little confused.
"No," She laughed, "You're meant to keep it there!" She lifted a piece of it off her
face and ate it.
"It is good though."
Mike touched his face lightly and looked at the green shit that went on his fingers.
"This is so..."
"Nice?" Suggested Leah.
"I was going to say girly, but nice is good too," He smiled, flicking some at her.
"Ooh," Grinned Leah, stepping out of the facial room and seeing what else they could do, "The spa! C'mon, we'll go get changed and go for a spa!"
Mike rolled his eyes and sighed, He looked at Leah, who was pouting and pleading.
"Fine, we'll got for a stupid spa, I'll go get changed."
Leah sunk into the water, in her bikini, as Mike entered the room. He looked away and bit his bottom lip.
"Uh," He mumbled, "Is it nice?"
"Beautiful," Moaned Leah, tilting her head back. Mike got in and smiled at her.
"You're right."
Leah put her head on Mike's shoulder. "It's so relaxing."
A grinning Mike put his head on Leah's. Leah lifted her head, making Mike move and smiled. Mike couldn't fight the stupid urges anymore. He just gave up and kissed her.
Not rejecting him, Leah kissed back. And eventually, found herself straddling Mike on the waist deep steps of the empty spa room.
Mike pulled away, breathing heavily, and whispered, "You have [no idea how long I've wanted to do that."
She shrugged and smiled, "I might, because I know how you feel."
Mike's eyes widened, "Really?"
"Hm mm," She laughed.
"Leah, I've loved you for so long... and... and you're finally letting me..."
"Shh," She smiled, pressing her finger to his lips, "You love me?"
Mike nodded, "That may be a bit too quick moving for you..."
"Nope," She laughed, "I love you too."
They leaned in and kissed again.
Thank fucking God for that! Mike screamed in his head.
"Courtney," Moaned Billie, "My feet hurt!"
Courtney rolled her eyes, and sighed again, "Billie, you should wear more comfortable shoes."
"I'm wearing the same type of shoes as you," He snapped, looking down at his
Converses.
Looking around, Courtney saw the food court. She looked back at the miserable
looking Billie Joe.
"Want some lunch then, sweetie?"
Billie nodded like a little kid and followed her into the food court.
"What do you want?" She asked, taking his hand and looking around the many
different fast food places.
"I dunno," He replied, looking a little surprised at how many shops there was.
"C'mon, we'll just grab a salad or something."
"JASE?!" Leah shouted, opening the door and walking inside, "TRE? BILLIE?!
COURTS?"
No one replied.
"Looks like we're alone," Grinned Mike. Leah turned and faced him, with her usual
cheeky look on her face. She put her arms around his neck and kissed him.
"Well... y'know what that means?" She asked.
"No, what does that mean?" Smiled Mike.
"It means..." She looked over at the door for her bedroom, "We can... play."
"Oh," He sniggered, picking her up, "Well... my dreams come true."
"I'm sure it has," She laughed as Mike carried her away to the bedroom.
Twenty five minutes later, Courtney and Billie came inside.
"I see no one's home yet," Said Billie.
"They left a note," Courtney said from the kitchen, she read aloud, "It's from Jason and Tre, To however, me and Jase just went out for a while, dunno when we'll be back. BEHAVE," She stopped and laughed, "And 'behave' has been underlined several times." Billie laughed, "Uh... where was I? Oh, here! Have fun without us fuckerrrrzzzzz, Love Tre and Jase."
"How nice of them," Billie said sarcastically.
Courtney heard a small cry, sounding a bit like her own.
"Leah's hurt," She whispered, sounding scared, worried and alarmed.
Billie and Courtney crept down the hallway, listening as the cries and moans and
groans got louder and louder and louder until they reached Leah's bedroom door.
"We can't open it," Courtney whispered, "The ninja's might get us."
"So you're convinced that ninjas have taken Leah... and by the sounds of things, Mike, hostage?" Asked Billie, with a sarcastic look to match his tone.
"Of course I am!" Courtney said, with a blondish ditzy moment coming on.
They went outside to the backyard, where Leah's bedroom window was. She peered
through the curtain, she saw what Mike and Leah were doing and wanted to scream.
Billie went to look, Courtney covered his eyes and her mouth fell open.
"What is it? Is it ninjas?"
"I'm starting to wish it was," Croaked Courtney.
"Is Mike in there?" Asked Billie, who was still blinded.
"Unfortunately," She mumbled.
"Oh God, is he ok?!" He asked. Billie sounded alarmed. Courtney was stunned on the spot and stared through the window. Her twin sister and Mike Dirnt. Together. Naked, Leah writhing and clenching her fingers into the sheets. Courtney nearly puked.
"He's more then fuckin' ok," She said, gritting her teeth, "It's like watching me... and him... oh it's gross!"
Billie pulled away and saw what Courtney had seen.
"HOLY SHIT!" Billie screamed, "LEAH AND MIKE ARE FUCKING LIKE JUNK
YARD RABBITS!"
Courtney slapped her hand over his mouth and looked nervous.
"Billie, shh!"
Billie kept screaming into Courtney's hand. Courtney kept staring through the
window, in horror.
Billie screamed and screamed and screamed. Eventually, Leah and Mike slowed down and stopped. Courtney breathed a sigh of relief until they started playing tonsil hockey.
"This is... so... gross."
"Mmm mmm mm," Mumbled Billie. Courtney let him go.
"What?"
"No one said you had to watch it," He said again, "But it is disgusting." He grinned a bit, "But, you gotta admit, Mike made your sis moan!"
Courtney slapped his arm, "Shut up, you idiot!"
About two minutes later, Courtney and Billie went inside. Mike and Leah stepped out of the bedroom, grinning and giggling until they saw Billie and Courtney. They stood
still.
"Hey, guys," Leah smiled.
"Hello, Leah Marie," Snapped Courtney.
"What's the matter with you?" Asked Leah.
Courtney stood up and pressed her forehead up against Leah's.
"You've got a lot of explaining to do, Missy."
Leah looked over at Billie, Billie shrugged and smiled innocently.
"Ok then," Leah said, "Well, c'mon, we'll go to my room."
Quietly, Courtney shut the door of Leah's room. Leah sat at her desk and spun around
on the chair.
"What's up?" She asked her sister.
"Why the fuck didn't you tell me about you and Mike?!" She shouted.
"I didn't think it was important," Leah stammered.
"Not important?" She screamed, "NOT IMPORTANT?! Leah! You promised to tell
me everything... and... and now you're out having 'eww' with Mike!"
"Hey," Snapped Leah, in her defence. "That only happened today! I never got a chance to tell you!"
"Really?" Asked Courtney, "Only today?"
"Yeah, we only got together today," She replied, "God!"
"But, it's a bit early to jump into bed with each other!" She scoffed.
"Yeah, true," Shrugged Leah, "But we admitted that we... y'know... loved each other, it was a impulse kinda thing."
"I'll bet," Muttered Courtney, "Well, in that case, I'm sorry, I was wrong."
Leah smiled with satisfaction, "S'ok, how did you know I was... y'know? Having...
uh... with Mike?"
Courtney sniggered, "I caught you."
Leah went red, "Sorry," She mumbled. Courtney reached over and hugged her sister.
"It's alright, sis."
Grinning cheekily, Billie beckoned Mike to sit down. Mike suspiciously sat next to his friend and stayed quiet.
"You and Little Leah, eh?"
"What are you talking about?" He scoffed.
"I saw you, Micheal! You were fucking her brains out!"
"Shut up," He snapped, "It wasn't like that!"
"What was it like then? And if you say passionate, I'm gonna kill you," He chuckled.
"It was passionate love making, the kind you and Tre do," He joked.
"No, the kind me and your mom do," Laughed Billie.
"You don't know my mom," Mike snapped, then laughed, "But I know you
and my dog sure seem to like it."
"Yeah," Billie rolled his eyes sarcastically, "You're dogs shmexy, Mike."
"My girlfriend's shmexy," Grinned Mike.
"My girlfriend's shmexier!"
"She can't be," Said Mike, "They're exactly the same."
"Touché," Smiled Billie.
Later That Night...
"I AM JEEEEEESUS!"
Everyone in the house woke up at 1 o'clock that night to the sound of a drunken Jason and Tre stumbling home. With their arms around each other's shoulders, they swayed into the lounge room.
"YOU ARE JEEEEEEESUS!" Tre shouted at Jason.
"I AM SEXY!" Jason shouted at Tre. They both laughed until they fell over, they sat
up, cross legged and took a sip of beer each, then started singing "Shout" At the top of their lungs. Courtney and Leah went into the lounge room and watched the boys.
Jason let out a loud burp, interrupting the song.
"I'm sorry," He cried, "I'm so sorry, Tre!" He threw his arms around Tre's neck and
hugged him.
"It's ok, Jasey-poo, don't apologise, you burp whenever you want! Right here, in my face, c'mon."
Jason tried to burp into Tre's open mouth.
"S'not coming," Jason said.
"That's ok," Tre grinned, "I can burp!"
Leah and Courtney shook their heads.
"Jason," Tre started to sound choked up, "I love you, man!"
"I love you, too!" Jason hugged Tre again.
"We so need a video camera," Giggled Courtney quietly. Leah grabbed her phone and started to record them.
"Ahh, technology," She smirked.
"Jason, if I were a chick, I'd get into bed with you so fast!"
Jason laughed and took a swig of his beer.
"And if I were a dog, I would so make out with your shoes, Tre."
"MY SHOES ARE SEXY!" Screamed Tre, ripping his shoes off his feet as Leah and
Courtney hid and watched, giggling insanely.
"Tre, your shoes are SEXY!" Jason screamed. They both shouted how sexy Tre's
shoes were, until Jason hiccuped and made Tre laugh.
"What about my shoes?" Jason asked, pulling his shoes off.
"You're shoes are... slutty," Tre slurred, "I saw them sleeping with Mike's
shoes."
"THEY ARE NOT! TAKE IT BACK!" Jason screamed in a girly way, flapping his
hands infront of him and Tre.
"YOU HAVE SLUTTY SHOES!"
"LEAVE MY SHOES ALONE, YOU DICKSOCK!" Jason yelled.
Soon, it was too much for Leah and Courts to take, they started laughing loudly, and
hard. Their sides were hurting and they couldn't breath. Leah had caught it all on her phone and saved it. Tre and Jason looked up where the girls were, and smiled.
"Heeeey," Tre said, imitating the Fonz.
Courtney crawled over to Jason and giggled, "You're one funny dude, Jase."
"Jasey-poo," Tre corrected.
Leah rested her head on Tre's shoulder.
"I take it you're drunk?" She smiled.
"I AM NOT!" Tre shouted, then giggled, "I'm just... tipsy."
Tre waved his arms around, like he was conducting music. He knocked his beer over, it spilt all over the floor.
"Oh muffins!" Chuckled Jason. Tre let out a loud, earsplitting, scream.
"MY BEER!" He screamed, He licked up the beer from the floor, his ass was high in
the air and he was making a disgusting slurping sound. Jason pat Tre's back, as Leah's little kitten, Tre-Tre, came out and started drinking too.
"NO!" Shouted Leah, pulling her kitten away.
"Yeah," Courtney said, putting Tre-Tre back down, "Let's see if he gets drunk!"
"I thought we were all for protecting animals?" Leah asked suspiciously.
"I am," She grinned, "But that doesn't mean I don't like watching little animals
stumble around drunk."
"If you wanna see drunk little animals, watch Tre and Jason!" She snapped, before
getting her kitten and going back to bed, leaving Courtney alone with Tre, who was
still slurping his spilt beer, and Jason, who had also managed to spill his beer and fall asleep in it.
"Ah Mike," Sighed Leah, "This presents really gonna pay off."
Mike smiled, "That's what I thought."
Mike tried not to feel all girly or gay as he laid in a chair, with green facial shit all over his face, and two piece of cucumber on his eyes.
"This is really stupid," He muttered to himself.
"Is not," Leah protested, "Your skin will thank you for it, man. Trust me."
Mike picked the piece of cucumber off his face and ate it.
"Coo-cum-ba's good," He said, trying to talk while chewing.
"Mike," Leah said calmly, "You didn't just eat the cucumber did you?"
"Weren't we meant to?" He asked, a little confused.
"No," She laughed, "You're meant to keep it there!" She lifted a piece of it off her
face and ate it.
"It is good though."
Mike touched his face lightly and looked at the green shit that went on his fingers.
"This is so..."
"Nice?" Suggested Leah.
"I was going to say girly, but nice is good too," He smiled, flicking some at her.
"Ooh," Grinned Leah, stepping out of the facial room and seeing what else they could do, "The spa! C'mon, we'll go get changed and go for a spa!"
Mike rolled his eyes and sighed, He looked at Leah, who was pouting and pleading.
"Fine, we'll got for a stupid spa, I'll go get changed."
Leah sunk into the water, in her bikini, as Mike entered the room. He looked away and bit his bottom lip.
"Uh," He mumbled, "Is it nice?"
"Beautiful," Moaned Leah, tilting her head back. Mike got in and smiled at her.
"You're right."
Leah put her head on Mike's shoulder. "It's so relaxing."
A grinning Mike put his head on Leah's. Leah lifted her head, making Mike move and smiled. Mike couldn't fight the stupid urges anymore. He just gave up and kissed her.
Not rejecting him, Leah kissed back. And eventually, found herself straddling Mike on the waist deep steps of the empty spa room.
Mike pulled away, breathing heavily, and whispered, "You have [no idea how long I've wanted to do that."
She shrugged and smiled, "I might, because I know how you feel."
Mike's eyes widened, "Really?"
"Hm mm," She laughed.
"Leah, I've loved you for so long... and... and you're finally letting me..."
"Shh," She smiled, pressing her finger to his lips, "You love me?"
Mike nodded, "That may be a bit too quick moving for you..."
"Nope," She laughed, "I love you too."
They leaned in and kissed again.
Thank fucking God for that! Mike screamed in his head.
"Courtney," Moaned Billie, "My feet hurt!"
Courtney rolled her eyes, and sighed again, "Billie, you should wear more comfortable shoes."
"I'm wearing the same type of shoes as you," He snapped, looking down at his
Converses.
Looking around, Courtney saw the food court. She looked back at the miserable
looking Billie Joe.
"Want some lunch then, sweetie?"
Billie nodded like a little kid and followed her into the food court.
"What do you want?" She asked, taking his hand and looking around the many
different fast food places.
"I dunno," He replied, looking a little surprised at how many shops there was.
"C'mon, we'll just grab a salad or something."
"JASE?!" Leah shouted, opening the door and walking inside, "TRE? BILLIE?!
COURTS?"
No one replied.
"Looks like we're alone," Grinned Mike. Leah turned and faced him, with her usual
cheeky look on her face. She put her arms around his neck and kissed him.
"Well... y'know what that means?" She asked.
"No, what does that mean?" Smiled Mike.
"It means..." She looked over at the door for her bedroom, "We can... play."
"Oh," He sniggered, picking her up, "Well... my dreams come true."
"I'm sure it has," She laughed as Mike carried her away to the bedroom.
Twenty five minutes later, Courtney and Billie came inside.
"I see no one's home yet," Said Billie.
"They left a note," Courtney said from the kitchen, she read aloud, "It's from Jason and Tre, To however, me and Jase just went out for a while, dunno when we'll be back. BEHAVE," She stopped and laughed, "And 'behave' has been underlined several times." Billie laughed, "Uh... where was I? Oh, here! Have fun without us fuckerrrrzzzzz, Love Tre and Jase."
"How nice of them," Billie said sarcastically.
Courtney heard a small cry, sounding a bit like her own.
"Leah's hurt," She whispered, sounding scared, worried and alarmed.
Billie and Courtney crept down the hallway, listening as the cries and moans and
groans got louder and louder and louder until they reached Leah's bedroom door.
"We can't open it," Courtney whispered, "The ninja's might get us."
"So you're convinced that ninjas have taken Leah... and by the sounds of things, Mike, hostage?" Asked Billie, with a sarcastic look to match his tone.
"Of course I am!" Courtney said, with a blondish ditzy moment coming on.
They went outside to the backyard, where Leah's bedroom window was. She peered
through the curtain, she saw what Mike and Leah were doing and wanted to scream.
Billie went to look, Courtney covered his eyes and her mouth fell open.
"What is it? Is it ninjas?"
"I'm starting to wish it was," Croaked Courtney.
"Is Mike in there?" Asked Billie, who was still blinded.
"Unfortunately," She mumbled.
"Oh God, is he ok?!" He asked. Billie sounded alarmed. Courtney was stunned on the spot and stared through the window. Her twin sister and Mike Dirnt. Together. Naked, Leah writhing and clenching her fingers into the sheets. Courtney nearly puked.
"He's more then fuckin' ok," She said, gritting her teeth, "It's like watching me... and him... oh it's gross!"
Billie pulled away and saw what Courtney had seen.
"HOLY SHIT!" Billie screamed, "LEAH AND MIKE ARE FUCKING LIKE JUNK
YARD RABBITS!"
Courtney slapped her hand over his mouth and looked nervous.
"Billie, shh!"
Billie kept screaming into Courtney's hand. Courtney kept staring through the
window, in horror.
Billie screamed and screamed and screamed. Eventually, Leah and Mike slowed down and stopped. Courtney breathed a sigh of relief until they started playing tonsil hockey.
"This is... so... gross."
"Mmm mmm mm," Mumbled Billie. Courtney let him go.
"What?"
"No one said you had to watch it," He said again, "But it is disgusting." He grinned a bit, "But, you gotta admit, Mike made your sis moan!"
Courtney slapped his arm, "Shut up, you idiot!"
About two minutes later, Courtney and Billie went inside. Mike and Leah stepped out of the bedroom, grinning and giggling until they saw Billie and Courtney. They stood
still.
"Hey, guys," Leah smiled.
"Hello, Leah Marie," Snapped Courtney.
"What's the matter with you?" Asked Leah.
Courtney stood up and pressed her forehead up against Leah's.
"You've got a lot of explaining to do, Missy."
Leah looked over at Billie, Billie shrugged and smiled innocently.
"Ok then," Leah said, "Well, c'mon, we'll go to my room."
Quietly, Courtney shut the door of Leah's room. Leah sat at her desk and spun around
on the chair.
"What's up?" She asked her sister.
"Why the fuck didn't you tell me about you and Mike?!" She shouted.
"I didn't think it was important," Leah stammered.
"Not important?" She screamed, "NOT IMPORTANT?! Leah! You promised to tell
me everything... and... and now you're out having 'eww' with Mike!"
"Hey," Snapped Leah, in her defence. "That only happened today! I never got a chance to tell you!"
"Really?" Asked Courtney, "Only today?"
"Yeah, we only got together today," She replied, "God!"
"But, it's a bit early to jump into bed with each other!" She scoffed.
"Yeah, true," Shrugged Leah, "But we admitted that we... y'know... loved each other, it was a impulse kinda thing."
"I'll bet," Muttered Courtney, "Well, in that case, I'm sorry, I was wrong."
Leah smiled with satisfaction, "S'ok, how did you know I was... y'know? Having...
uh... with Mike?"
Courtney sniggered, "I caught you."
Leah went red, "Sorry," She mumbled. Courtney reached over and hugged her sister.
"It's alright, sis."
Grinning cheekily, Billie beckoned Mike to sit down. Mike suspiciously sat next to his friend and stayed quiet.
"You and Little Leah, eh?"
"What are you talking about?" He scoffed.
"I saw you, Micheal! You were fucking her brains out!"
"Shut up," He snapped, "It wasn't like that!"
"What was it like then? And if you say passionate, I'm gonna kill you," He chuckled.
"It was passionate love making, the kind you and Tre do," He joked.
"No, the kind me and your mom do," Laughed Billie.
"You don't know my mom," Mike snapped, then laughed, "But I know you
and my dog sure seem to like it."
"Yeah," Billie rolled his eyes sarcastically, "You're dogs shmexy, Mike."
"My girlfriend's shmexy," Grinned Mike.
"My girlfriend's shmexier!"
"She can't be," Said Mike, "They're exactly the same."
"Touché," Smiled Billie.
Later That Night...
"I AM JEEEEEESUS!"
Everyone in the house woke up at 1 o'clock that night to the sound of a drunken Jason and Tre stumbling home. With their arms around each other's shoulders, they swayed into the lounge room.
"YOU ARE JEEEEEEESUS!" Tre shouted at Jason.
"I AM SEXY!" Jason shouted at Tre. They both laughed until they fell over, they sat
up, cross legged and took a sip of beer each, then started singing "Shout" At the top of their lungs. Courtney and Leah went into the lounge room and watched the boys.
Jason let out a loud burp, interrupting the song.
"I'm sorry," He cried, "I'm so sorry, Tre!" He threw his arms around Tre's neck and
hugged him.
"It's ok, Jasey-poo, don't apologise, you burp whenever you want! Right here, in my face, c'mon."
Jason tried to burp into Tre's open mouth.
"S'not coming," Jason said.
"That's ok," Tre grinned, "I can burp!"
Leah and Courtney shook their heads.
"Jason," Tre started to sound choked up, "I love you, man!"
"I love you, too!" Jason hugged Tre again.
"We so need a video camera," Giggled Courtney quietly. Leah grabbed her phone and started to record them.
"Ahh, technology," She smirked.
"Jason, if I were a chick, I'd get into bed with you so fast!"
Jason laughed and took a swig of his beer.
"And if I were a dog, I would so make out with your shoes, Tre."
"MY SHOES ARE SEXY!" Screamed Tre, ripping his shoes off his feet as Leah and
Courtney hid and watched, giggling insanely.
"Tre, your shoes are SEXY!" Jason screamed. They both shouted how sexy Tre's
shoes were, until Jason hiccuped and made Tre laugh.
"What about my shoes?" Jason asked, pulling his shoes off.
"You're shoes are... slutty," Tre slurred, "I saw them sleeping with Mike's
shoes."
"THEY ARE NOT! TAKE IT BACK!" Jason screamed in a girly way, flapping his
hands infront of him and Tre.
"YOU HAVE SLUTTY SHOES!"
"LEAVE MY SHOES ALONE, YOU DICKSOCK!" Jason yelled.
Soon, it was too much for Leah and Courts to take, they started laughing loudly, and
hard. Their sides were hurting and they couldn't breath. Leah had caught it all on her phone and saved it. Tre and Jason looked up where the girls were, and smiled.
"Heeeey," Tre said, imitating the Fonz.
Courtney crawled over to Jason and giggled, "You're one funny dude, Jase."
"Jasey-poo," Tre corrected.
Leah rested her head on Tre's shoulder.
"I take it you're drunk?" She smiled.
"I AM NOT!" Tre shouted, then giggled, "I'm just... tipsy."
Tre waved his arms around, like he was conducting music. He knocked his beer over, it spilt all over the floor.
"Oh muffins!" Chuckled Jason. Tre let out a loud, earsplitting, scream.
"MY BEER!" He screamed, He licked up the beer from the floor, his ass was high in
the air and he was making a disgusting slurping sound. Jason pat Tre's back, as Leah's little kitten, Tre-Tre, came out and started drinking too.
"NO!" Shouted Leah, pulling her kitten away.
"Yeah," Courtney said, putting Tre-Tre back down, "Let's see if he gets drunk!"
"I thought we were all for protecting animals?" Leah asked suspiciously.
"I am," She grinned, "But that doesn't mean I don't like watching little animals
stumble around drunk."
"If you wanna see drunk little animals, watch Tre and Jason!" She snapped, before
getting her kitten and going back to bed, leaving Courtney alone with Tre, who was
still slurping his spilt beer, and Jason, who had also managed to spill his beer and fall asleep in it.
