Joey, chapter 6
So, here I am sitting in my room, Hilda-less. It's not fair. I'm a teenager, I'm allowed to have an attitude. As soon as I get that guitar back I am renaming it. I got up and went downstairs, to find mom and dad bickering.
"You ate the last packet of potato chips!" my dad moaned.
"Did not!" my mom replied
"Did too! I saw you" my dad muttered
"Nuh ugh!" my mom answered.
"Did"
"Not"
"Did"
"They are potato chips go buy some at the store!" my mom yelled
"Nope" my dad answered
"Why?" my mom asked.
"Because I don't want any" my dad replied.
"You whined over a pack of potato chips you didn't even want!?" my mom asked, shaking her head in disbelief.
"Yeah, I was...bored" my dad said shrugging his shoulders.
"You are unbelievable Mr.Armstrong" my mom said smiling.
"Yeah, and you are unbelievably beautiful, in fact so beautiful, I could make love to you right here right now!" My dad said, starting to make out with my mom.
"I really wish you wouldn't" I said breaking them apart. My dad scowled at me for ruining his 'moment'.
"Sorry dad. If you really wanna get screwed I'll go stop with uncle Mike" I offered. His face lit up.
"With Jay?" he asked.
"Yeah..." I said nodding.
"Ok I'll ring Mike." He said all happily.
"Since I'm doing this can I have my guitar back?" I asked.
"For tonight, while you are at Mike's I may consider letting you have it back after that. Depends how happy I am" He said with a cheeky smile. I shook my head, in disbelief.
When dad was done on the phone he was even happier.
"Mike can't have you but Tre can" he said smiling.
"No way! I am not going to Tre!" I said.
"Aww Joey! You said!" he pouted.
"I said Mike! The last time I stayed at Tre's he woke me up at five in the morning to tell me he had a dream, with a flying dog eating icecream. When I went back to sleep he shoved ice down my back and blamed it on Ramona, who wasn't even there" I muttered furiously.
"Please Joey! You can have Hilda back!" he begged.
"Ok fine and it's...it's...Stef! Not Hilda!" I corrected him
"Ooo! Who's Stef?" asked my mom.
"She's just no one" I said, feeling myself turning red.
"Aww Joey has a girlfriend!" said my dad laughing.
"No I don't! I don't know anyone called Stef! I just like the name!" I lied.
"Sure we believe you" said my dad sarcastically.
"Fine! She's a new girl at school, but I don't like her." I told them, what I thought was truthfully, I didn't realise I had stronger feelings for Stef.
"Well any way you and Jay, need to be at Tre's now so come on, I'll drive you." My dad said, grabbing his keys. I ran upstairs and told Jakob to get some stuff for Tre's then I ran back down and got Stef from dad's studio.
Boy was I in for the night of my life at Tre's.
"You ate the last packet of potato chips!" my dad moaned.
"Did not!" my mom replied
"Did too! I saw you" my dad muttered
"Nuh ugh!" my mom answered.
"Did"
"Not"
"Did"
"They are potato chips go buy some at the store!" my mom yelled
"Nope" my dad answered
"Why?" my mom asked.
"Because I don't want any" my dad replied.
"You whined over a pack of potato chips you didn't even want!?" my mom asked, shaking her head in disbelief.
"Yeah, I was...bored" my dad said shrugging his shoulders.
"You are unbelievable Mr.Armstrong" my mom said smiling.
"Yeah, and you are unbelievably beautiful, in fact so beautiful, I could make love to you right here right now!" My dad said, starting to make out with my mom.
"I really wish you wouldn't" I said breaking them apart. My dad scowled at me for ruining his 'moment'.
"Sorry dad. If you really wanna get screwed I'll go stop with uncle Mike" I offered. His face lit up.
"With Jay?" he asked.
"Yeah..." I said nodding.
"Ok I'll ring Mike." He said all happily.
"Since I'm doing this can I have my guitar back?" I asked.
"For tonight, while you are at Mike's I may consider letting you have it back after that. Depends how happy I am" He said with a cheeky smile. I shook my head, in disbelief.
When dad was done on the phone he was even happier.
"Mike can't have you but Tre can" he said smiling.
"No way! I am not going to Tre!" I said.
"Aww Joey! You said!" he pouted.
"I said Mike! The last time I stayed at Tre's he woke me up at five in the morning to tell me he had a dream, with a flying dog eating icecream. When I went back to sleep he shoved ice down my back and blamed it on Ramona, who wasn't even there" I muttered furiously.
"Please Joey! You can have Hilda back!" he begged.
"Ok fine and it's...it's...Stef! Not Hilda!" I corrected him
"Ooo! Who's Stef?" asked my mom.
"She's just no one" I said, feeling myself turning red.
"Aww Joey has a girlfriend!" said my dad laughing.
"No I don't! I don't know anyone called Stef! I just like the name!" I lied.
"Sure we believe you" said my dad sarcastically.
"Fine! She's a new girl at school, but I don't like her." I told them, what I thought was truthfully, I didn't realise I had stronger feelings for Stef.
"Well any way you and Jay, need to be at Tre's now so come on, I'll drive you." My dad said, grabbing his keys. I ran upstairs and told Jakob to get some stuff for Tre's then I ran back down and got Stef from dad's studio.
Boy was I in for the night of my life at Tre's.
