Joey, chapter 8
It was all quiet in the house, a little too quiet. Me and Jakob were sat on the couch, straining our ears to hear the tiniest movement. Tre had been gone for about a half hour since the flour bomb incident. It was 9:00pm and we were terrified to move. Maybe Tre had fallen asleep? It wouldn't be a first and it certainly wouldn't be the last.
It was nearing 10:00pm and we had school tomorrow so, I decided Tre must have fallen asleep.
"Come on Jakob, Tre must have fallen asleep" I said grabbing Jakobs hand and taking him upstairs. Sure enough, Tre was asleep on his bed, arm dangling over the edge of the bed and drool all over his pillow. We were just walking in our bedroom door, not expecting what happened to happen.
SPLASH!!!
A bucket of water came crashing down on us, soaking us.
"MUHAHAHAHA I got you Armstrongs" Yelled Tre leaping out his bedroom door, after hearing the sudden commotion.
"Tre!" Jakob and me yelled in unison.
"Told you so, now off to bed boys, see you in the morning" he said happily, bounding back into his bedroom.
I chucked the bucket in the bathroom and took a couple towels to dry myself and Jakob off. Once we were dry, we put our pj's on and went to bed.
"Joey?" squeaked Jakob from the bed next to me.
"Yeah?" I asked.
"Will Tre trick us again?" He asked.
"Not if I can help it Jake" I replied.
"How?" he asked again.
"Well, in the morning, we will change the salt for the sugar so he puts salt on his cereal and we will put some of that plastic sandwhich stuff on the toilet seat so his pee goes everywhere and we can copy everything he says so we annoy him" I said quickly, after thinking over my ideas while we were sitting downstairs.
"Ha ha that will be funny" said Jakob giggling.
"Yeah Tre's an idiot" I said a little too loudly.
"I heard that!" yelled Tre from the next room.
"No you didn't you are imaging things, or dreaming" I yelled back.
"Oh ok so, who am I talking to?" he asked.
"Umm...erm... your conscience" I said
"Oh ok" he said and that was the last I heard from him before, we all fell asleep.
***
The next morning, me and Jakob woke up at 6:30am to go and put out plans into action. I wrapped the sandwhich stuuf around the toilet seat while Jakob, switched the salt and sugar.
"TRE!!!" We yelled in his ear after we had finished our antics.
"Ah!!!" He yelled jumping up.
"Ach whaddya want?" he asked lying back down, covering his head with his pillow.
"We want breakfast before we go to school" piped up Jakob.
"Fine, fine I'll just go to the toilet." he said stretching, as Jakob let out a giggle, I nudged him in the ribs.
We were waiting downstairs, for the yell of horror.
"3,2,1" I whispered and right on cue, Tre let out a loud scream.
"What the hell have you done!? I'm covered in my own pee! Aww crap!" He yelled, while Jakob and me cracked up, nearly falling out our chairs from laughing.
He came pounding down the stairs, sounding like a huge stampede of wild elephants. Me and Jakob smiled innocently.
"Don't put the innocent Armstrong face on! Your dad does it to! You made my pee fly!" he pouted. Me and Jakob burst out laughing again.
"Right what do you want for breakfast?" he asked huffily.
"Cereal" we both said
"Ok but, you aren't having the one with sugar on otherwise, you will go hyper in school but, I will have it just to rub your faces in it" He said with a goofy smile. Me and Jakob just pretended to pout.
"Fine" we both muttered.
Once we were all eating our cereal and Tre, was spooning 'sugar' onto his cereal we watched and waited in anticipation as the first spoonful went into his mouth.
"Tastes funny" he said, screwing his face up.
"Mhm" I said.
"Yeah, wait a minute! Is this salt!?" he yelled. That was it, Jakob burst out laughing and I did too.
"ARMSTRONG!" He yelled.
"Hi" I said.
"I am gonna kill you too." He said getting up, and chasing us in circles around the table.
"Would ya look at the time! Me and Jakob have gotta get to school see ya tonight at ours!" I yelled grabbing mine and Jakobs bags and running out the door.
"Yeah, and just you wait!" he yelled after us.
Boy, we really couldn't wait either, to see his comeback for what we just did to him. This was gonna be fun!
It was nearing 10:00pm and we had school tomorrow so, I decided Tre must have fallen asleep.
"Come on Jakob, Tre must have fallen asleep" I said grabbing Jakobs hand and taking him upstairs. Sure enough, Tre was asleep on his bed, arm dangling over the edge of the bed and drool all over his pillow. We were just walking in our bedroom door, not expecting what happened to happen.
SPLASH!!!
A bucket of water came crashing down on us, soaking us.
"MUHAHAHAHA I got you Armstrongs" Yelled Tre leaping out his bedroom door, after hearing the sudden commotion.
"Tre!" Jakob and me yelled in unison.
"Told you so, now off to bed boys, see you in the morning" he said happily, bounding back into his bedroom.
I chucked the bucket in the bathroom and took a couple towels to dry myself and Jakob off. Once we were dry, we put our pj's on and went to bed.
"Joey?" squeaked Jakob from the bed next to me.
"Yeah?" I asked.
"Will Tre trick us again?" He asked.
"Not if I can help it Jake" I replied.
"How?" he asked again.
"Well, in the morning, we will change the salt for the sugar so he puts salt on his cereal and we will put some of that plastic sandwhich stuff on the toilet seat so his pee goes everywhere and we can copy everything he says so we annoy him" I said quickly, after thinking over my ideas while we were sitting downstairs.
"Ha ha that will be funny" said Jakob giggling.
"Yeah Tre's an idiot" I said a little too loudly.
"I heard that!" yelled Tre from the next room.
"No you didn't you are imaging things, or dreaming" I yelled back.
"Oh ok so, who am I talking to?" he asked.
"Umm...erm... your conscience" I said
"Oh ok" he said and that was the last I heard from him before, we all fell asleep.
***
The next morning, me and Jakob woke up at 6:30am to go and put out plans into action. I wrapped the sandwhich stuuf around the toilet seat while Jakob, switched the salt and sugar.
"TRE!!!" We yelled in his ear after we had finished our antics.
"Ah!!!" He yelled jumping up.
"Ach whaddya want?" he asked lying back down, covering his head with his pillow.
"We want breakfast before we go to school" piped up Jakob.
"Fine, fine I'll just go to the toilet." he said stretching, as Jakob let out a giggle, I nudged him in the ribs.
We were waiting downstairs, for the yell of horror.
"3,2,1" I whispered and right on cue, Tre let out a loud scream.
"What the hell have you done!? I'm covered in my own pee! Aww crap!" He yelled, while Jakob and me cracked up, nearly falling out our chairs from laughing.
He came pounding down the stairs, sounding like a huge stampede of wild elephants. Me and Jakob smiled innocently.
"Don't put the innocent Armstrong face on! Your dad does it to! You made my pee fly!" he pouted. Me and Jakob burst out laughing again.
"Right what do you want for breakfast?" he asked huffily.
"Cereal" we both said
"Ok but, you aren't having the one with sugar on otherwise, you will go hyper in school but, I will have it just to rub your faces in it" He said with a goofy smile. Me and Jakob just pretended to pout.
"Fine" we both muttered.
Once we were all eating our cereal and Tre, was spooning 'sugar' onto his cereal we watched and waited in anticipation as the first spoonful went into his mouth.
"Tastes funny" he said, screwing his face up.
"Mhm" I said.
"Yeah, wait a minute! Is this salt!?" he yelled. That was it, Jakob burst out laughing and I did too.
"ARMSTRONG!" He yelled.
"Hi" I said.
"I am gonna kill you too." He said getting up, and chasing us in circles around the table.
"Would ya look at the time! Me and Jakob have gotta get to school see ya tonight at ours!" I yelled grabbing mine and Jakobs bags and running out the door.
"Yeah, and just you wait!" he yelled after us.
Boy, we really couldn't wait either, to see his comeback for what we just did to him. This was gonna be fun!
