Punk Doll, chapter 9
It was 6 in the morning and Min awoke.
"Damn Min! You've been asleep for almost like 10 hours!" Marilyn said. She was sitting at the kitchen counter.
"What are you doing up so early?" Min asked her. Marilyn grinned.
"I couldn't sleep. Mike and I slept together last night." She said, her grin widening.
"Wow, aren't you guys moving this a little fast?" Min asked surprised.
"Naw, we ere kinda too drunk to know what we were doing, but that doesn't mean that I don't remember it!" She said giggling a little. Min shook her head at Marilyn. 'They had better have used protection. We don't need a pregnant bass player during our tour. She stage dives too much.' Min thought, walking over to the TV and turning it on. She watched about 3 hours of a Happy Days marithon on TV Land before turning it off. It was 9 in the morning and she had things to do. She called Tre, who wasn't up yet.
"Hello?" a female voice asked
"Hey Claudia, this is Min, is Tre up yet?"
"Oh hey! Naw, the stupid fuck is going to sleep in until 12 I swear." Min laughed a little.
"Allright, can you have him call me soon? I might not pick up because Adrienne and I are hanging out, but tell him to leave a message and I'll get back to him."
"Ok, lemme right this down, Min...called, call..her..back, leave...message...Ok got it! I'll do that right away!" Claudia said.
"Alright thanks!"
"Bye"
"Bye"
Min snapped her phone shut. She walked into her room and played a little MxPx, while tidying up a little.
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"Frank! It's 12:00! Min called for you." Claudia said opening Tre's door and tossing his phone at him. Tre stirred, first opening one eye, and then the other.
"Ok thanks Claud." he said sleepily, reaching for his phone, and setting it on the bedside table. He dialed Min's number and got her voice mail.
"Hey bitches, this is Min, Im not picking up right now, I don't know why because Im not phsycic, so leave a message to I can call you back. But if you don't, I won't talk to you, because i didn't know you called -snicker- Ok bye."
-beep-
"Oh hey babe, wassup? Claudia just said you called, and so im leaving you a message. Uh, call me back later, maybe we can do something. I'm going to Billie's later, so maybe you and Adie can meet us back there? I dunno. Call me back, I'll leave my phone on. Bye." he said shutting his phone, and stumbling over to the bathroom to take a shower.
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The two women howled with laughter. They were having a blast.
"Yeah, and so then Billie wakes up, and the first thing he askes is 'why is Tre here?' and I convinced him that he slept with him that night, and Tre went along with it. Billie actually believed me!" The pair howled with laughter once again.
"You two are so funny. It's awesome how your still on fire, even after almost 11 years of marriage!" Min said. "I hope I have an awesome relationship like yours someday." Adrienne smiled.
"Well, we've been through some rough spots, but we always make up. I can't immagine life without Billie Joe." She said.
"It's so awesome I finally got to meet you! I always wanted to, and I always argued against the 'Adie haterZ' on the internet. I even made an 'I love Adie, die Adie haterZ' group on myspace.com." Min said. Adrienne laughed.
"Did you really? That's awesome!" She said giggling
"Yeah, it's pretty cool. I have like, 2,000 members on there." Adrienne looke surprised.
"Wow, that's alot!" she said. "Yeah it is." Min responded, taking a bite of her hamburger.
"Ugh, I feel guilty eating this. I'll get fat." Min whined. Adrienne glared at her, and then smiled.
"Min! You will NEVER be fat! Drummers don't get fat! I've seen how many buckets you drummers sweat on stage! And I know its not all because of the heat the lights give. Roll up you're sleeve, lemme see." Min rolled up her sleeve, and flexed.
"Wow." Adie said "another 5 years and you'll have guns like Tre!" She giggled. Min started to laugh. "Yeah I guess."
When the two finished their food, they paid, left a large tip, and walked downtown to the mall, arm in arm.
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"Whew! Im exshausted!" Adrienne said colapsing on her bed.
"Oh I know it!" Min said colapsing next to her.
"What are you guys doing?" Billie Joe asked, apearing in the door way.
Min and Adrienne looked at each other and started to laugh, for absolutely no reason. Billie Joe gave them a confused look and crossed his arms.
"You guys are acting like a couple of teenagers!" He said. Min and Adie looked at each other and started to laugh again.
"What's so funny?" He questioned.
"He...Tre...bahahaha!" Min said laughing. Adrienne pretty much doubled over laughing.
"Oh God not this again." Billie said, running his hand through his hair and rolling his eyes.
Adrienne giggled, walking over to her husband, and lightly grabbing ahold of his black locks.
"See? He needs a hair cut! It's too long! He's seriously gonna start looking like the guys from kiss, or worse! MARILYN MANSON!" Adrienne gasped. The two women started laughing again. Billie crossed his arms, blowing some of his black hair out of his green eyes.
"Whatever, you guys are being nuts." he said turning around and walking down the hall. "By the way, Tre's coming over in about an hour." he called out.
"Do you wanna stick around? Maybe we can even have a...SLUMBER PARTY!" Adrienne screamed bouncing on the bed with Min.
"Mom? A slumber party?" her son Joey said walking in the room.
"SHE'S JUST RELAPSING INTO TEENAGE STAGE, ALL MIDDLE AGED WOMEN DO IT!" Billie yelled from the kitchen.
"BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG! I AM NOT MIDDLE AGED!" Adie screamed.
"Wuh oh. Dad, your gonna get it." Joey said.
"Yeah, your gonna get it." Echoed Jakob, who had also entered the room.
Adrienne took off down the hall way to get her husband back, who was quickly attepting to run out of the kitchen, but tripped over a shoe and fell over. Adrienne tripped on the same shoe, and fell over on top of Billie Joe, who flipped over so that Adrienne was on top of his stomach. Min watched in amusement, and the boys did too.
"Hi Honey." Billie Said, kissing his wife on the lips. Adrienne got a devious look in her eyes and responded.
"EWWW!" The boys said, covering thier eyes. All of the sudden they uncovered thier eyes because they heard a "OUCH! DAMN IT!" Come from thier father. Adrienne smiled. "ADIE! WHY THE HELL DID YOU BITE MY TOUNGUE?" Billie growled.
"YUCK MOM!" Joey and Jakob screamed, running out of the room. Adrienne shrugged.
"Why the hell did you call me middle aged?" she asked get up off of him. Min was on the floor laughing.
"Damn Min! You've been asleep for almost like 10 hours!" Marilyn said. She was sitting at the kitchen counter.
"What are you doing up so early?" Min asked her. Marilyn grinned.
"I couldn't sleep. Mike and I slept together last night." She said, her grin widening.
"Wow, aren't you guys moving this a little fast?" Min asked surprised.
"Naw, we ere kinda too drunk to know what we were doing, but that doesn't mean that I don't remember it!" She said giggling a little. Min shook her head at Marilyn. 'They had better have used protection. We don't need a pregnant bass player during our tour. She stage dives too much.' Min thought, walking over to the TV and turning it on. She watched about 3 hours of a Happy Days marithon on TV Land before turning it off. It was 9 in the morning and she had things to do. She called Tre, who wasn't up yet.
"Hello?" a female voice asked
"Hey Claudia, this is Min, is Tre up yet?"
"Oh hey! Naw, the stupid fuck is going to sleep in until 12 I swear." Min laughed a little.
"Allright, can you have him call me soon? I might not pick up because Adrienne and I are hanging out, but tell him to leave a message and I'll get back to him."
"Ok, lemme right this down, Min...called, call..her..back, leave...message...Ok got it! I'll do that right away!" Claudia said.
"Alright thanks!"
"Bye"
"Bye"
Min snapped her phone shut. She walked into her room and played a little MxPx, while tidying up a little.
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"Frank! It's 12:00! Min called for you." Claudia said opening Tre's door and tossing his phone at him. Tre stirred, first opening one eye, and then the other.
"Ok thanks Claud." he said sleepily, reaching for his phone, and setting it on the bedside table. He dialed Min's number and got her voice mail.
"Hey bitches, this is Min, Im not picking up right now, I don't know why because Im not phsycic, so leave a message to I can call you back. But if you don't, I won't talk to you, because i didn't know you called -snicker- Ok bye."
-beep-
"Oh hey babe, wassup? Claudia just said you called, and so im leaving you a message. Uh, call me back later, maybe we can do something. I'm going to Billie's later, so maybe you and Adie can meet us back there? I dunno. Call me back, I'll leave my phone on. Bye." he said shutting his phone, and stumbling over to the bathroom to take a shower.
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The two women howled with laughter. They were having a blast.
"Yeah, and so then Billie wakes up, and the first thing he askes is 'why is Tre here?' and I convinced him that he slept with him that night, and Tre went along with it. Billie actually believed me!" The pair howled with laughter once again.
"You two are so funny. It's awesome how your still on fire, even after almost 11 years of marriage!" Min said. "I hope I have an awesome relationship like yours someday." Adrienne smiled.
"Well, we've been through some rough spots, but we always make up. I can't immagine life without Billie Joe." She said.
"It's so awesome I finally got to meet you! I always wanted to, and I always argued against the 'Adie haterZ' on the internet. I even made an 'I love Adie, die Adie haterZ' group on myspace.com." Min said. Adrienne laughed.
"Did you really? That's awesome!" She said giggling
"Yeah, it's pretty cool. I have like, 2,000 members on there." Adrienne looke surprised.
"Wow, that's alot!" she said. "Yeah it is." Min responded, taking a bite of her hamburger.
"Ugh, I feel guilty eating this. I'll get fat." Min whined. Adrienne glared at her, and then smiled.
"Min! You will NEVER be fat! Drummers don't get fat! I've seen how many buckets you drummers sweat on stage! And I know its not all because of the heat the lights give. Roll up you're sleeve, lemme see." Min rolled up her sleeve, and flexed.
"Wow." Adie said "another 5 years and you'll have guns like Tre!" She giggled. Min started to laugh. "Yeah I guess."
When the two finished their food, they paid, left a large tip, and walked downtown to the mall, arm in arm.
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"Whew! Im exshausted!" Adrienne said colapsing on her bed.
"Oh I know it!" Min said colapsing next to her.
"What are you guys doing?" Billie Joe asked, apearing in the door way.
Min and Adrienne looked at each other and started to laugh, for absolutely no reason. Billie Joe gave them a confused look and crossed his arms.
"You guys are acting like a couple of teenagers!" He said. Min and Adie looked at each other and started to laugh again.
"What's so funny?" He questioned.
"He...Tre...bahahaha!" Min said laughing. Adrienne pretty much doubled over laughing.
"Oh God not this again." Billie said, running his hand through his hair and rolling his eyes.
Adrienne giggled, walking over to her husband, and lightly grabbing ahold of his black locks.
"See? He needs a hair cut! It's too long! He's seriously gonna start looking like the guys from kiss, or worse! MARILYN MANSON!" Adrienne gasped. The two women started laughing again. Billie crossed his arms, blowing some of his black hair out of his green eyes.
"Whatever, you guys are being nuts." he said turning around and walking down the hall. "By the way, Tre's coming over in about an hour." he called out.
"Do you wanna stick around? Maybe we can even have a...SLUMBER PARTY!" Adrienne screamed bouncing on the bed with Min.
"Mom? A slumber party?" her son Joey said walking in the room.
"SHE'S JUST RELAPSING INTO TEENAGE STAGE, ALL MIDDLE AGED WOMEN DO IT!" Billie yelled from the kitchen.
"BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG! I AM NOT MIDDLE AGED!" Adie screamed.
"Wuh oh. Dad, your gonna get it." Joey said.
"Yeah, your gonna get it." Echoed Jakob, who had also entered the room.
Adrienne took off down the hall way to get her husband back, who was quickly attepting to run out of the kitchen, but tripped over a shoe and fell over. Adrienne tripped on the same shoe, and fell over on top of Billie Joe, who flipped over so that Adrienne was on top of his stomach. Min watched in amusement, and the boys did too.
"Hi Honey." Billie Said, kissing his wife on the lips. Adrienne got a devious look in her eyes and responded.
"EWWW!" The boys said, covering thier eyes. All of the sudden they uncovered thier eyes because they heard a "OUCH! DAMN IT!" Come from thier father. Adrienne smiled. "ADIE! WHY THE HELL DID YOU BITE MY TOUNGUE?" Billie growled.
"YUCK MOM!" Joey and Jakob screamed, running out of the room. Adrienne shrugged.
"Why the hell did you call me middle aged?" she asked get up off of him. Min was on the floor laughing.
