A Kid Named Billie Joe Armstrong, chapter 1
And they replied in unision,"Sure!" They drank for the rest of the night until they were so wasted that the chicks took them back to their hotel room 'til the next morning. Billie woke up to the Californian sun shining on his pale face and let out a gasp,"Where the fuck am I?" and he realized that his pants were off and his shirt was thrown on the floor.
Then to his surprise he saw that Mike was on the floor with some random chick sleeping next to him and also had all his clothes off! Then Bill was like," Fuck he got laid too! Damn, what happened last night?" Then he felt this sudden pain in his head and got out of bed to put his clothes back on and found a bottle of aspirin on the side table and got himself a glass of water and gulped it down. Then he went to wake up Mike and he did the same also. The girl quickly got up too and took them both home. And as you're wondering, the girl that took Bill's virginity left early to some show they scheduled her to do and so were the other chicks. Well back to the story...Once they got to their houses, Billie's mom was standing the with a disappointed look on her face while Mike's parents did the same, only they took away his car that they brought to the police station and got grounded for a month. Plus had to write a responsibility essay.
Billie's dad just got back from work and found Bill and mom in the kitchen with yelling involved. Then he said to himself, "What happened now?" Then he went in the kitchen and said, "Hey guys! What's all the hollering for?" Then mom said, "Well Billie here decied to go to a strip club with Mike instead off to Barney's last night!"
Then he turned to Billie and said, "Oh Reeeaally? Then what was that for? Tell me I wanna know." A word couldn't come out of Bill's lips so he didn't say anything. Then his dad said once again, "I demand an explanation Billie, cause time is running out." Then Billie finally came to his senses and said, "Okay, fine, cause some chicks invited us to the strip club and we thought we could have a good time, so we had a hell of a night until....um...we got wasted from happy hour and....well....we woke up in their hotel room and.....had our clothes off not knowing why (omg! I can't believe I said that! I'm such an idiot!) "OMG!" was all that Billie's mom could say at the moment, and no more words could come out to how shocked she was.
Then to his surprise he saw that Mike was on the floor with some random chick sleeping next to him and also had all his clothes off! Then Bill was like," Fuck he got laid too! Damn, what happened last night?" Then he felt this sudden pain in his head and got out of bed to put his clothes back on and found a bottle of aspirin on the side table and got himself a glass of water and gulped it down. Then he went to wake up Mike and he did the same also. The girl quickly got up too and took them both home. And as you're wondering, the girl that took Bill's virginity left early to some show they scheduled her to do and so were the other chicks. Well back to the story...Once they got to their houses, Billie's mom was standing the with a disappointed look on her face while Mike's parents did the same, only they took away his car that they brought to the police station and got grounded for a month. Plus had to write a responsibility essay.
Billie's dad just got back from work and found Bill and mom in the kitchen with yelling involved. Then he said to himself, "What happened now?" Then he went in the kitchen and said, "Hey guys! What's all the hollering for?" Then mom said, "Well Billie here decied to go to a strip club with Mike instead off to Barney's last night!"
Then he turned to Billie and said, "Oh Reeeaally? Then what was that for? Tell me I wanna know." A word couldn't come out of Bill's lips so he didn't say anything. Then his dad said once again, "I demand an explanation Billie, cause time is running out." Then Billie finally came to his senses and said, "Okay, fine, cause some chicks invited us to the strip club and we thought we could have a good time, so we had a hell of a night until....um...we got wasted from happy hour and....well....we woke up in their hotel room and.....had our clothes off not knowing why (omg! I can't believe I said that! I'm such an idiot!) "OMG!" was all that Billie's mom could say at the moment, and no more words could come out to how shocked she was.
