Tre Cool Is My Uncle!, chapter 1

My alarm clock woke me at 7. 45 and I got up and got dressed in the St. Vincents school uniform. An ugly invention which consisted of- A navy jumper with crest, white shirt, navy and red striped tie and navy pants with RED pinstripes. Horrible I know but anywho...

I grabbed a apple and went outside to wait for my friends Ashley and Niamh. They were already waiting for me. "B-Long Aisling? We've got a history test first class!" Niamh said. "Chillax you'll be grand!" I laughed. She got worked up over anything
"Did Tre get us tickets?" Ashley asked... Oh, I should tell ye my uncle is Tre Cool of Green Day and they were playing a gig in Dublin in a few days...
"No he couldn't but he's sending me some crap so I'll share it with you to make it up."
The two smiled. They were very simple the smallest things would amuse or make them happy. I on the other hand was disappointed because I wasn't going to get to see my Uncle who I hadn't seen for ages....

I sat in History and just as the teacher was coming in an announcement came over the intercom. "Will Aisling Wright please come to Reception now and bring your bag."
I looked at Ashley and Niamh puzzled and the two scowled back at me. I picked up my bag and jacket and skipped out of the classroom. I looked down to the Social Area to see an awkward looking Ms. Bullman (the Vice-principal) standing next to Tre. My face lit up and I ran to hug him.
"What the fuck?" I said
"We have to eummm go to the Dentist" He said in his Californian twang. I looked at him puzzled and then realised that Ms. Bullman was still standing there.
"I hope now Aisling that you'll get your Dentist Appointments out of school time"
I held in the laughter
"Ya, sure Ms."

I grabbed Tre by his arm and dragged him out of the school. A small crowd of admirers had gathered at reception. I laughed
"You know if you had stayed there any longer you would have gotten mobbed!"
He grinned "No I embrace my celebrityhood! Let me have a look at you!"
He said turning me around.
"I like the Pink tips and fringe but we have to do something with the shitty uniform" He laughed
I looked over to the car park. There was a black B. M. W. Jeep with black tinted windows
"Your ride?" I asked. He nodded. I ran over and opened the door to find Billie and Mike sipping on Gloria Jeans.
"Oh mein Gott!". I clamoured in and hugged them both.
"Hi little Bitch!" They both said. It was their nickname for me because I was well a Bitch!
"Hi Dickhead, Dickweed" I laughed
"Oh my God! Our little bitch is all grown up!" Billie mock cried
"That is one fucking minging uniform!" Mike laughed
"Awwww fuck off. I can't help it and anyway I've only got half a year left in it!"
I argued
"Fuck it, do make us fell old!" Billie laughed
"Ya I remember you as a toddler running around in nappies!" Mike laughed
I hit him to get him to shut up
"So, what are you doing in Cork of all places?" I asked
"Well you see now that we have our own Private Jet we can go wherever the fuck we want! We said we'd stop down for a few hours before going to Dublin. We called at your house and were amazed to hear that you were in school of all places!" Tre laughed
"And where are we going now?" I asked still confused
"Into town I suppose" Tre said casually as if he wasn't a member of that greatest punk-rock band of all time
"You'll get fucking jumped. Cork is more punk than you think!" I laughed
"Ok we'll go to your house so you can pack" Billie said
"Why?"
"So you can come on tour with us! You didn't think we'd come to Ireland and just forget about you!" Mike laughed as I jumped up and down screaming!
"Oh and you get to bring two guests!" Tre added
This was going to be fucking awesome!
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