Tre Cool Is My Uncle!, chapter 6
Ashley answered after three rings.
"What did the asshole do now?" She sighed down the phone
"Where are you and I'll tell you when I see you? Can you get rid of J and J for a bit?" I answered strolling down Grafton Street.
"Sure... ... Jesse, Johnny piss off for a while!" she said to them at the other end.
"See you in Eddie Rocket's in five?" I asked.
"Sure see you then" she said and hung up.
"What the hell happened?" Ashley almost screamed as I walked into the Diner. I sat down and robbed one of Niamh's fries. I explained to the two open-mouthed girls.
"Right! I don't give a fuck weather you like him or not!! Jimmy's getting his ass kicked the next time I see him" Ashley said rolling up her sleeves as if she meant serious business.
"I never liked him, he's got shifty eyes... ." Niamh said and I gave her a look.
"Thanks but I'm just worried that Tre's going to send me home! He was really pissed earlier." I said.
"Buy him chocolates and a Please-don't-send-me-home apology card." Niamh. Suggested. I laughed.
Later on I stood outside Tre's room with a HUGE box of chocolates and a Teddy. He answered the door and gave me a look. His eyes darted down to the teddy and he smiled.
"TEDDY!!" he squealed "AND CHOCOLATE!!!" He grabbed them quickly out of my hands.
"So... ... am I forgiven?" I said looking at him with puppy-dog eyes.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm... ... I guess. Just give me a hug and stay away from Jimmy" I opened my arms and he caught me tight, squeezing Teddy between us. I squirmed away when I felt the chocolates leaving a imprint on my stomach.
"I mean it! Stay away from Jimmy. He's seriously fucked up!" He said.
I raised my eyebrows at him.
"I just don't want to see you get hurt!" He cried.
I crossed my arms and popped my hip.
He sighed.
"Ok... ... . Just mind yourself!" He said closing his door. I walked away triumphantly
When I got back to our room Johnny and Niamh were screaming at each other.
"Take back what you said about The Ramones!" He shouted.
"Take back what you said about dance music!" she squealed.
"But Dance music is just a long irritating ringtone!" he argued.
"The Ramones suck ass!"
"Pop is DEAD!" he said coldly. That hit Niamh at the bone. I winced, half expecting her to hit him. She grabbed her bag and stormed past me out of the room.
"You are so hopeless!" I said sitting down next to Johnny. His head was in his hands.
I would've gone after Niamh but I knew she needed to walk it off. He gave me a look and went back to grovelling in his self-pity. I patted him on the back.
"I've never had as much trouble with other girls!" He sighed.
"Ya, well Irish girls are different. We're bitches and we don't like it when people disagree with us." I laughed.
"She said The Ramones suck!" he exclaimed.
"Get over it! You don't have the same music taste, so what! Have all you relationships been based on music?" with that he gave me another look.
"Come on let's get a drink!" I said getting up.
"I'm fine!" He shouted and walked out of the room. I sighed, guys had worse PMS than girls.
Jesse and Ashley were sitting near the bar sipping on Cokes. They were talking to a girl with bleached blonde hair.
"I saw Niamh storming out. What happened?" Ashley said to me when I sat down.
"Trouble in paradise" I said simply and she nodded.
"I'll go check if Johnny is ok." Jesse said getting up.
I looked at the girl who I just realised was there.
"Hi! I'm Sara!" She said in a preppy American accent. She was wearing a Green Day T-shirt and jeans.
"I'm Aisling." I said holding out my hand.
"In for the Green Day concert?" I said nodding to the t-shirt.
"Ya! I was at the signing today as well. I'll be back in a minute." She said gliding to the Bar.
"Who the hell is she?" I whispered to Ashley.
"Just some girl. She came over and just started talking to us. I didn't tell her 'bout Tre. She invited us to a party in her room tonight and I had to say ya." She whispered back.
"Ok, but let's get away in a minute." I said sipping Jesse's Coke.
"For sure!" She said mocking her accent.
We slipped away after her going on for about an hour about how she was going to get backstage tomorrow night. She was a bit of a Psycho... . She kept rubbing her hands together and opening her eyes wide every time she said Billie's name. Ashley and I felt lousy so we went to her party instead of going out. We persuaded Niamh to come too. Jesse brought Johnny. Jimmy was no where to be seen.
Ashley and I had a evil plan to get Johnny and Niamh back together. She couldn't stop bitching about him at the party. She wore a black pleated skirt, a black Chinese wrap top with pink flowers and black stiletto boots. Ashley was wearing a Peach wrap dress with a brown belt and black stilettos. I just wore my black dress and converses. I had no-one to impress so I was myself.
Ashley, Niamh, and I chatted in a corner. I sipped at a 'Bud. Jesse was over in the opposite corner talking to Johnny. After a while her wandered over to us. Ashley rested under his arm. Sara practically ran over to Johnny and started talking and flirting with him. Our evil plan was ruined! She stared stroking his arm. Johnny looked seriously freaked out. I looked at Niamh, her eyes turning green with envy.
"Go an... .." I started but she was gone. She stormed over to the two and ripped Sara off Johnny. The look of relief and surprise on his face was priceless. Ashley and I were wetting ourselves. She pushed Sara away and I saw her mouth.
"Get your bitchy little hands off my boyfriend." And she kissed him. His eyes were still wide with shock. Everyone was back to normal except me....
Then... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .
"What did the asshole do now?" She sighed down the phone
"Where are you and I'll tell you when I see you? Can you get rid of J and J for a bit?" I answered strolling down Grafton Street.
"Sure... ... Jesse, Johnny piss off for a while!" she said to them at the other end.
"See you in Eddie Rocket's in five?" I asked.
"Sure see you then" she said and hung up.
"What the hell happened?" Ashley almost screamed as I walked into the Diner. I sat down and robbed one of Niamh's fries. I explained to the two open-mouthed girls.
"Right! I don't give a fuck weather you like him or not!! Jimmy's getting his ass kicked the next time I see him" Ashley said rolling up her sleeves as if she meant serious business.
"I never liked him, he's got shifty eyes... ." Niamh said and I gave her a look.
"Thanks but I'm just worried that Tre's going to send me home! He was really pissed earlier." I said.
"Buy him chocolates and a Please-don't-send-me-home apology card." Niamh. Suggested. I laughed.
Later on I stood outside Tre's room with a HUGE box of chocolates and a Teddy. He answered the door and gave me a look. His eyes darted down to the teddy and he smiled.
"TEDDY!!" he squealed "AND CHOCOLATE!!!" He grabbed them quickly out of my hands.
"So... ... am I forgiven?" I said looking at him with puppy-dog eyes.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm... ... I guess. Just give me a hug and stay away from Jimmy" I opened my arms and he caught me tight, squeezing Teddy between us. I squirmed away when I felt the chocolates leaving a imprint on my stomach.
"I mean it! Stay away from Jimmy. He's seriously fucked up!" He said.
I raised my eyebrows at him.
"I just don't want to see you get hurt!" He cried.
I crossed my arms and popped my hip.
He sighed.
"Ok... ... . Just mind yourself!" He said closing his door. I walked away triumphantly
When I got back to our room Johnny and Niamh were screaming at each other.
"Take back what you said about The Ramones!" He shouted.
"Take back what you said about dance music!" she squealed.
"But Dance music is just a long irritating ringtone!" he argued.
"The Ramones suck ass!"
"Pop is DEAD!" he said coldly. That hit Niamh at the bone. I winced, half expecting her to hit him. She grabbed her bag and stormed past me out of the room.
"You are so hopeless!" I said sitting down next to Johnny. His head was in his hands.
I would've gone after Niamh but I knew she needed to walk it off. He gave me a look and went back to grovelling in his self-pity. I patted him on the back.
"I've never had as much trouble with other girls!" He sighed.
"Ya, well Irish girls are different. We're bitches and we don't like it when people disagree with us." I laughed.
"She said The Ramones suck!" he exclaimed.
"Get over it! You don't have the same music taste, so what! Have all you relationships been based on music?" with that he gave me another look.
"Come on let's get a drink!" I said getting up.
"I'm fine!" He shouted and walked out of the room. I sighed, guys had worse PMS than girls.
Jesse and Ashley were sitting near the bar sipping on Cokes. They were talking to a girl with bleached blonde hair.
"I saw Niamh storming out. What happened?" Ashley said to me when I sat down.
"Trouble in paradise" I said simply and she nodded.
"I'll go check if Johnny is ok." Jesse said getting up.
I looked at the girl who I just realised was there.
"Hi! I'm Sara!" She said in a preppy American accent. She was wearing a Green Day T-shirt and jeans.
"I'm Aisling." I said holding out my hand.
"In for the Green Day concert?" I said nodding to the t-shirt.
"Ya! I was at the signing today as well. I'll be back in a minute." She said gliding to the Bar.
"Who the hell is she?" I whispered to Ashley.
"Just some girl. She came over and just started talking to us. I didn't tell her 'bout Tre. She invited us to a party in her room tonight and I had to say ya." She whispered back.
"Ok, but let's get away in a minute." I said sipping Jesse's Coke.
"For sure!" She said mocking her accent.
We slipped away after her going on for about an hour about how she was going to get backstage tomorrow night. She was a bit of a Psycho... . She kept rubbing her hands together and opening her eyes wide every time she said Billie's name. Ashley and I felt lousy so we went to her party instead of going out. We persuaded Niamh to come too. Jesse brought Johnny. Jimmy was no where to be seen.
Ashley and I had a evil plan to get Johnny and Niamh back together. She couldn't stop bitching about him at the party. She wore a black pleated skirt, a black Chinese wrap top with pink flowers and black stiletto boots. Ashley was wearing a Peach wrap dress with a brown belt and black stilettos. I just wore my black dress and converses. I had no-one to impress so I was myself.
Ashley, Niamh, and I chatted in a corner. I sipped at a 'Bud. Jesse was over in the opposite corner talking to Johnny. After a while her wandered over to us. Ashley rested under his arm. Sara practically ran over to Johnny and started talking and flirting with him. Our evil plan was ruined! She stared stroking his arm. Johnny looked seriously freaked out. I looked at Niamh, her eyes turning green with envy.
"Go an... .." I started but she was gone. She stormed over to the two and ripped Sara off Johnny. The look of relief and surprise on his face was priceless. Ashley and I were wetting ourselves. She pushed Sara away and I saw her mouth.
"Get your bitchy little hands off my boyfriend." And she kissed him. His eyes were still wide with shock. Everyone was back to normal except me....
Then... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .
