Billie Joe's 18th, chapter 1
So it was the big www.geekstinkbreath.net party for Billie Joe's birthday.
Big 18. beecathat21, aka Lisa, and mrs.billie.joe, aka Whitney, were busy
having a good time. It was going to be a virtual party, but what the hell!
We went with a real one. So many people showed up in black shirts and red
ties, it was amazing! The only thing is, it was starting to get really
crowded too. Lisa and Whitney, who went by Ity, got knocked down once. A
couple of guys helped them up, one wearing the red tie garb, and the other
wearing a black and white tie.
"You girls okay?" They nodded, unsure of who these guys were, even though
they looked amazingly like Billie Joe and Tre.
"Yeah, thanks."
"Who are you?" They seemed mighty interested.
"My name's Lisa."
"I'm Whitney, but you can call me Ity. Everyone does."
"Hey. What were you doing on the floor?"
"It seems to be a specialty of mine, getting knocked on my ass." Ity said,
making Billie Joe grin.
"Wanna come with me and get a drink, uh Lisa?" Tre grinned, and she nodded,
and they walked off together. I looked at "Billie Joe".
"How do I know it's you?" He smiled, and let me see his hands. I saw the
PUNX tattoos and the baby too.
"Recognize those?" They were still red around the edges. You could tell he
just got them, just like they said on the news.
"Okay."
"Good. Besides, I didn't want you to get bored if I had to rant on about
Blue and Frankenstein." I smiled, and he took my hand.
"I think I like you Ity."
"That's cool, because I like you too." We linked fingers, and walked off.
Was that Lisa and Tre I saw kissing? I giggled, and turned to face Billie
Joe. He had his lips pressed against mine faster than I could blink. I
kissed him back.
"You're pretty good at this." I smiled into the kiss.
"Shut up and kiss me." He was trying to sound cool. It worked in a dorky
way.
"How did you know about this party?"
"I'm secretly on the site. By the way, what's your name on there?" I
blushed.
"Mrs. Billie Joe."
"I've seen you on there. Your stories are really great. I knew I struck gold
here." He ran his fingers through my hair.
"You can't get attached to me Billie Joe."
"And why not?"
"You're on tour."
"Come with me."
"You barely know me."
"So, I like you more and more by the minute."
"Okay." We smiled, and he kissed me. I even smiled through the kiss. I
wonder what Lisa and Tre were up to?
Well...
While Ity was doing that, I found myself in the most unusual situation I
could ever imagine. There I was with Tre Cool at a bar!
He said “So Lisa what are you drinking?�
“Whatever you're having, I don’t mind�
So he said to the barman “2 cheechs please my good man!�
“Is that ok?� he asked.
“Yea I haven’t had one of those.�
“Oh they're gooood, lots of alcohol!�
“Cool, alcohol I love that.�
“Oh! How did you know my name?� Tre said
“Oh, yeah, you're in Green Day aren’t you?�
After a few cheechs and lots of very funny and rude jokes, which I really
shouldn’t tell you; they were very rude, believe me!, out of nowhere Tre
said,
“I don’t usually do this….�
“Er do what?�
And he looked deep into my eyes and gave me the sweetest kiss, it was so
nice. It seemed to last for ages, which was great!
“I am sorry you're just so much fun to hang around with I don’t usually do
this with someone I just met.� Tre said looking at me with the sweetest look
I have ever seen.
“But do you want to go and make some really cool cocktails, back at my
hotel?�
We saw Ity and Billie, while we were heading for the door and asked them if
they wanted to come.
So all four of us head back to their hotel room to make some cocktails and
smoke some weed.
Anyways.
On the way to our hotel, we decided to have a really interesting talk. A
talk with the topic of truth.
"So Ity," Tre began, and it worried me.
"Yeah?"
"Would you do it on the first night?'
"My dear man, I have no idea what you're talking about!" I giggled.
"Don't be coy with me! I want answers!" We laughed, and I finally answered.
"It's not high priority, but if it the moment approaches me..." I let them
finish their own thoughts.
"Billie Joe." Lisa got him looking too.
"Shoot."
"If you and Tre happened to walk in on Ity, or myself, or both, changing,
what would you do? Honesty now!" We smiled, and I licked my lips. I was
waiting on this answer.
"Well. You my darling, no offense, but you're Tre's last I heard, so I'm
sure he'd be on you like crazy. Me, I'd be wondering about the pretty little
blonde..." He licked his lips back at me as if I meant something else by it.
Reaching the hotel, clamoring out, and running up, we ran into Mike. Seems
he had a girlfriend too. Oh well, more the merrier, I suppose. I was amazed
when we got up there at the amount of pot and booze.
"You boys are partiers."
"Damn skippy. Hey you two, who are they?" Mike obviously had been in the
stash.
"We met them at the party. This is Whitney, but you can call her Ity."
"Thanks for the speech, Billie Joe." I told him. "Hey." I said to Mike.
"And this is Lisa." Tre said, putting his arm around her.
He nodded in our directions, and sat down on the couch. Rolling out joints
for all of us, and passing out glasses.
"I have a secret." I told Billie Joe.
"What?"
"I've never smoked." He looked at me, eyes as big as dinner plates.
"Never really drank much either." That almost killed him!
"How in the hell?"
"Church parents." He nodded, and poured me a cup of tequila.
"Let's check your skills. Down that as fast as you can. I'll let you get a
taste first." Damn, that burnt my throat! But I wanted to see, and I just
let it all go down. Faster than I knew it, it was gone.
"Gotta pro on our hands!" Billie Joe laughed. He handed me my joint.
"Be careful, don't make yourself sick now." I shrugged, and took a puff. I
wanted to cough, but I decided it wouldn't be cool. I felt totally different
after that, more loose. This stuff was pretty cool. I settled on practicing
smoke rings. Billie Joe kissed me, and I tasted the vodka on his lips. That
stuff was worse than the tequila, but I liked it on him.
Big 18. beecathat21, aka Lisa, and mrs.billie.joe, aka Whitney, were busy
having a good time. It was going to be a virtual party, but what the hell!
We went with a real one. So many people showed up in black shirts and red
ties, it was amazing! The only thing is, it was starting to get really
crowded too. Lisa and Whitney, who went by Ity, got knocked down once. A
couple of guys helped them up, one wearing the red tie garb, and the other
wearing a black and white tie.
"You girls okay?" They nodded, unsure of who these guys were, even though
they looked amazingly like Billie Joe and Tre.
"Yeah, thanks."
"Who are you?" They seemed mighty interested.
"My name's Lisa."
"I'm Whitney, but you can call me Ity. Everyone does."
"Hey. What were you doing on the floor?"
"It seems to be a specialty of mine, getting knocked on my ass." Ity said,
making Billie Joe grin.
"Wanna come with me and get a drink, uh Lisa?" Tre grinned, and she nodded,
and they walked off together. I looked at "Billie Joe".
"How do I know it's you?" He smiled, and let me see his hands. I saw the
PUNX tattoos and the baby too.
"Recognize those?" They were still red around the edges. You could tell he
just got them, just like they said on the news.
"Okay."
"Good. Besides, I didn't want you to get bored if I had to rant on about
Blue and Frankenstein." I smiled, and he took my hand.
"I think I like you Ity."
"That's cool, because I like you too." We linked fingers, and walked off.
Was that Lisa and Tre I saw kissing? I giggled, and turned to face Billie
Joe. He had his lips pressed against mine faster than I could blink. I
kissed him back.
"You're pretty good at this." I smiled into the kiss.
"Shut up and kiss me." He was trying to sound cool. It worked in a dorky
way.
"How did you know about this party?"
"I'm secretly on the site. By the way, what's your name on there?" I
blushed.
"Mrs. Billie Joe."
"I've seen you on there. Your stories are really great. I knew I struck gold
here." He ran his fingers through my hair.
"You can't get attached to me Billie Joe."
"And why not?"
"You're on tour."
"Come with me."
"You barely know me."
"So, I like you more and more by the minute."
"Okay." We smiled, and he kissed me. I even smiled through the kiss. I
wonder what Lisa and Tre were up to?
Well...
While Ity was doing that, I found myself in the most unusual situation I
could ever imagine. There I was with Tre Cool at a bar!
He said “So Lisa what are you drinking?�
“Whatever you're having, I don’t mind�
So he said to the barman “2 cheechs please my good man!�
“Is that ok?� he asked.
“Yea I haven’t had one of those.�
“Oh they're gooood, lots of alcohol!�
“Cool, alcohol I love that.�
“Oh! How did you know my name?� Tre said
“Oh, yeah, you're in Green Day aren’t you?�
After a few cheechs and lots of very funny and rude jokes, which I really
shouldn’t tell you; they were very rude, believe me!, out of nowhere Tre
said,
“I don’t usually do this….�
“Er do what?�
And he looked deep into my eyes and gave me the sweetest kiss, it was so
nice. It seemed to last for ages, which was great!
“I am sorry you're just so much fun to hang around with I don’t usually do
this with someone I just met.� Tre said looking at me with the sweetest look
I have ever seen.
“But do you want to go and make some really cool cocktails, back at my
hotel?�
We saw Ity and Billie, while we were heading for the door and asked them if
they wanted to come.
So all four of us head back to their hotel room to make some cocktails and
smoke some weed.
Anyways.
On the way to our hotel, we decided to have a really interesting talk. A
talk with the topic of truth.
"So Ity," Tre began, and it worried me.
"Yeah?"
"Would you do it on the first night?'
"My dear man, I have no idea what you're talking about!" I giggled.
"Don't be coy with me! I want answers!" We laughed, and I finally answered.
"It's not high priority, but if it the moment approaches me..." I let them
finish their own thoughts.
"Billie Joe." Lisa got him looking too.
"Shoot."
"If you and Tre happened to walk in on Ity, or myself, or both, changing,
what would you do? Honesty now!" We smiled, and I licked my lips. I was
waiting on this answer.
"Well. You my darling, no offense, but you're Tre's last I heard, so I'm
sure he'd be on you like crazy. Me, I'd be wondering about the pretty little
blonde..." He licked his lips back at me as if I meant something else by it.
Reaching the hotel, clamoring out, and running up, we ran into Mike. Seems
he had a girlfriend too. Oh well, more the merrier, I suppose. I was amazed
when we got up there at the amount of pot and booze.
"You boys are partiers."
"Damn skippy. Hey you two, who are they?" Mike obviously had been in the
stash.
"We met them at the party. This is Whitney, but you can call her Ity."
"Thanks for the speech, Billie Joe." I told him. "Hey." I said to Mike.
"And this is Lisa." Tre said, putting his arm around her.
He nodded in our directions, and sat down on the couch. Rolling out joints
for all of us, and passing out glasses.
"I have a secret." I told Billie Joe.
"What?"
"I've never smoked." He looked at me, eyes as big as dinner plates.
"Never really drank much either." That almost killed him!
"How in the hell?"
"Church parents." He nodded, and poured me a cup of tequila.
"Let's check your skills. Down that as fast as you can. I'll let you get a
taste first." Damn, that burnt my throat! But I wanted to see, and I just
let it all go down. Faster than I knew it, it was gone.
"Gotta pro on our hands!" Billie Joe laughed. He handed me my joint.
"Be careful, don't make yourself sick now." I shrugged, and took a puff. I
wanted to cough, but I decided it wouldn't be cool. I felt totally different
after that, more loose. This stuff was pretty cool. I settled on practicing
smoke rings. Billie Joe kissed me, and I tasted the vodka on his lips. That
stuff was worse than the tequila, but I liked it on him.
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