Billie Joe's 18th, chapter 2
So I was like on my 3rd shot of Jack Daniels, 'cause I always end up having
Jack Daniels when I am slightly stoned. If I was sober, I wouldn’t go near
the stuff.
“God you can definitely drink! Oh I love the British!� said Tre.
“Yea and you're not even pissed?� added Billie.
“Well what can I say,� I replied “Nothing really!�
Ity seemed as if she was having fun, since she was new to it all, she was
doing well. Tre was trying to keep up with me on the drinks but was
struggling a lot,
“Aww cant you keep up?� I said to him.
“ Er… yea you're not going fast enough.� he said after downing another shot
of tequila.
“Well you're still on tequila, I moved on to vodka Tre!�
I gave Ity a shot of Jack Daniels.
“What is it?� she said
“Its whiskey Ity, it’s a bit stronger. Have some.�
“Ok�
Ity downs it in one shot and coughs a bit.
“Wow! That's strong!� she says.
“Yea it is aint it?�
Then out of nowhere Tre shouts “SPIN THE BOTTLE!�
He tries to get up falls over and almost head butts me.
“Jeez, Tre what are you doing?�
Trying to look cool he says, “I am going to kiss you, it that ok?�
I start giggling cause I know its not true, then he starts to giggle and we
both just sit there giggling.
“What the hell are you two doing?� says Mike.
“Er… what us?�
“You two are crazy!� adds Billie
“Hey what did you say Billie?� Tre looks angry,
but cant keep a straight face
“I said you two are crazy!!!� replies Billie, but Billie is a very good
actor.
Tre goes crazy (of course) and they both end up on the floor fighting
together!
While everyone else, is pissing themselves with laughter.
“ You're calling me crazy Billie look at yourself! You're 18 and your
rolling around on the floor!�
“Hey you're doing it too!� replies Billie
“Ah but I am only 17 Billie,�
“ Cut it out you two!� says Mike “ I'm taking off I’ll see you guys later�
“Nice meeting you Mike� says Ity
“Yea bye!� I added.
“Hey Mike, where you going?� Tre asked
“I am walking my date home ok, I’ll see ya later ok�
“Oh ok see ya later Mike!� says Tre
“Bye!!!� shouts Billie trying to get up off the floor with the help of Ity
who can't stop laughing at him.
So it ends up with just me, Ity, Tre and Billie again left in the hotel
room.
It looked like a lot of fun, smoking and drinking, but dammit, no one ever
told me it was this much fun!
"I'll... uhh.. uh..shit. I forgot." I giggle. Billie Joe looks at me, and
Lisa too, and they start laughing at me.
"I think we messed you up right good church girl." Billie Joe splurts out
after a big gulp of whatever he was drinking.
"Drinkin... oh yeah! I'll get the bottle." Tre looks up and laughs, as I
grab an almost empty, well it had like a quarter of it left, of Smirnoff,
and downed it. Burped, and sat with the bottle in front of me.
"You can't rape the willing." Tre quipped.
"Fine, I won't come after you." I laughed. Billie sat across from me, Lisa
and Tre on either side.
"This looks like Duck Duck Goose!" Lisa said. For some reason, I just had to
laugh even harder. So Tre grabbed the bottle and spun first. He got Billie
Joe, and all hell broke loose.
"NO WAY!" Billie Joe didn't look like he wanted any part of it either.
"What happened to all the bisexual stuff boys?"
"NOT WITH HIM!!!" They both yelled out.
"But you two can..." Billie Joe patted my back. I tapped him with my feet. I
noticed my shoes were off, but had no idea where the hell they went.
"Dammit, I'm hungry." Lisa said randomly. We weren't in California, and we
weren't in Britain, but we ended up in Texas, since it was a very nice 80 on
that day. So only I knew where to get food.
"Mexican food anyone?" I popped up.
"You're in no condition to go anywhere."
"Screw.. <hiccup> you." I looked at Billie Joe, and stumbled. He held me by
my shoulders, and said
"Maybe later." He kissed me, and then I rolled my eyes.
"I'm fine. Come on, worry-person. You can protect meee." He laughed, and we
walked hand in hand down the stairs, and out on the street.
"So, I forgot to ask. How old are you, Ity?"
"Sixteen. I won't be seventeen until May." his eyes got big.
"Jesus. You act so much older." He put his arm around my waist.
"Yeah, well. Come on, they have great enchiladas." Damn weed gave me the
munchies. So we go in, order a shitload of food, and start to walk back to
the hotel.
"Hold on. Let's get some ice cream. Just me and you." He had this face on
him, as he pulled me into Braums with him.
He ordered his, Peanut Butter Cup, and I got mine. Cappucino Chunky
Chocolate. We paid, and he picked up some of his on his spoon. Then he
pointed it at my face.
"Hungry?" I laughed, and clamped down over the spoon. Yum, liquor and peanut
butter. So I picked up some of mine, and returned the favor. He smiled, and
bit on it like a little puppy. He took my spoon!
"This means war, ya know. All out spoon war." I hadn't done this since I was
little, but it was fun.
"Arm yourself." I stuck the spoon out towards him, and he did the same.
"En guard!" And we swiped at each other until I gotta spoonful of his ice
cream.
"Damn, victory is sweet." He laughed, and scooted in beside me. He took a
big chunk out of mine.
"Yup. Sure is." We laughed, finishing it off, and finally walked back
towards the hotel. I was surprised the food was still hot.
"Would you take advantage of me, Billie Joe?"
"Is that an offer?"
"HEY! Just answer it."
"Tempting, but I don't take advantage of anyone. Except Tre and Mike. My
suppliers hehe." We walked in. I didn't know if I would be ready for what I
saw when we got back. Tre and Lisa were all alone...
Well, they were gone a very very long time.
Tre and I started playing spin the bottle again and only having two people
playing it is way more fun than you would think!
Tre and I, being as crazy as we are, made up a new and better game based
roughly on spin the bottle. Well, Tre had a bottle in his hand, I think...
Anyway, Tre and I carried on playing spin the bottle,
“I am bored of this Lisa�
“Yea it's no fun kissing you!�
“Hey!�
“Hehehe�
“Lets listen to some music!� shouted Tre and put some music on,
“Oo! Billie’s been listening to The Clash again�
“Cool they're great!�
“I fought the law!� I shouted, “I love this one!�
So we started jumping about singing and dancing, it was so funny I couldn’t
stop laughing then.
Tre stopped looked in to my eyes and kissed me.
“Oo! That was nice, do it again!�
“I can do better!� Tre said in a sexy voice.
And he picked me up and throws me on the bed it was just getting good, when
Ity and Billie walked in!
“Ahh! My eyes my eyes!� shouted Billie.
“Hey! You guys took your motherfucking time!� I said,
Tre and I jumped up; he buttoned up his shirt, and I put my top back on and
ran to eat the food.
Billie kept looking at us strangely.
“What?!� I said
“Oh, no, nothing, nothing at all�
Ity says “food here eat some� and she shoved some food in his mouth.
Jack Daniels when I am slightly stoned. If I was sober, I wouldn’t go near
the stuff.
“God you can definitely drink! Oh I love the British!� said Tre.
“Yea and you're not even pissed?� added Billie.
“Well what can I say,� I replied “Nothing really!�
Ity seemed as if she was having fun, since she was new to it all, she was
doing well. Tre was trying to keep up with me on the drinks but was
struggling a lot,
“Aww cant you keep up?� I said to him.
“ Er… yea you're not going fast enough.� he said after downing another shot
of tequila.
“Well you're still on tequila, I moved on to vodka Tre!�
I gave Ity a shot of Jack Daniels.
“What is it?� she said
“Its whiskey Ity, it’s a bit stronger. Have some.�
“Ok�
Ity downs it in one shot and coughs a bit.
“Wow! That's strong!� she says.
“Yea it is aint it?�
Then out of nowhere Tre shouts “SPIN THE BOTTLE!�
He tries to get up falls over and almost head butts me.
“Jeez, Tre what are you doing?�
Trying to look cool he says, “I am going to kiss you, it that ok?�
I start giggling cause I know its not true, then he starts to giggle and we
both just sit there giggling.
“What the hell are you two doing?� says Mike.
“Er… what us?�
“You two are crazy!� adds Billie
“Hey what did you say Billie?� Tre looks angry,
but cant keep a straight face
“I said you two are crazy!!!� replies Billie, but Billie is a very good
actor.
Tre goes crazy (of course) and they both end up on the floor fighting
together!
While everyone else, is pissing themselves with laughter.
“ You're calling me crazy Billie look at yourself! You're 18 and your
rolling around on the floor!�
“Hey you're doing it too!� replies Billie
“Ah but I am only 17 Billie,�
“ Cut it out you two!� says Mike “ I'm taking off I’ll see you guys later�
“Nice meeting you Mike� says Ity
“Yea bye!� I added.
“Hey Mike, where you going?� Tre asked
“I am walking my date home ok, I’ll see ya later ok�
“Oh ok see ya later Mike!� says Tre
“Bye!!!� shouts Billie trying to get up off the floor with the help of Ity
who can't stop laughing at him.
So it ends up with just me, Ity, Tre and Billie again left in the hotel
room.
It looked like a lot of fun, smoking and drinking, but dammit, no one ever
told me it was this much fun!
"I'll... uhh.. uh..shit. I forgot." I giggle. Billie Joe looks at me, and
Lisa too, and they start laughing at me.
"I think we messed you up right good church girl." Billie Joe splurts out
after a big gulp of whatever he was drinking.
"Drinkin... oh yeah! I'll get the bottle." Tre looks up and laughs, as I
grab an almost empty, well it had like a quarter of it left, of Smirnoff,
and downed it. Burped, and sat with the bottle in front of me.
"You can't rape the willing." Tre quipped.
"Fine, I won't come after you." I laughed. Billie sat across from me, Lisa
and Tre on either side.
"This looks like Duck Duck Goose!" Lisa said. For some reason, I just had to
laugh even harder. So Tre grabbed the bottle and spun first. He got Billie
Joe, and all hell broke loose.
"NO WAY!" Billie Joe didn't look like he wanted any part of it either.
"What happened to all the bisexual stuff boys?"
"NOT WITH HIM!!!" They both yelled out.
"But you two can..." Billie Joe patted my back. I tapped him with my feet. I
noticed my shoes were off, but had no idea where the hell they went.
"Dammit, I'm hungry." Lisa said randomly. We weren't in California, and we
weren't in Britain, but we ended up in Texas, since it was a very nice 80 on
that day. So only I knew where to get food.
"Mexican food anyone?" I popped up.
"You're in no condition to go anywhere."
"Screw.. <hiccup> you." I looked at Billie Joe, and stumbled. He held me by
my shoulders, and said
"Maybe later." He kissed me, and then I rolled my eyes.
"I'm fine. Come on, worry-person. You can protect meee." He laughed, and we
walked hand in hand down the stairs, and out on the street.
"So, I forgot to ask. How old are you, Ity?"
"Sixteen. I won't be seventeen until May." his eyes got big.
"Jesus. You act so much older." He put his arm around my waist.
"Yeah, well. Come on, they have great enchiladas." Damn weed gave me the
munchies. So we go in, order a shitload of food, and start to walk back to
the hotel.
"Hold on. Let's get some ice cream. Just me and you." He had this face on
him, as he pulled me into Braums with him.
He ordered his, Peanut Butter Cup, and I got mine. Cappucino Chunky
Chocolate. We paid, and he picked up some of his on his spoon. Then he
pointed it at my face.
"Hungry?" I laughed, and clamped down over the spoon. Yum, liquor and peanut
butter. So I picked up some of mine, and returned the favor. He smiled, and
bit on it like a little puppy. He took my spoon!
"This means war, ya know. All out spoon war." I hadn't done this since I was
little, but it was fun.
"Arm yourself." I stuck the spoon out towards him, and he did the same.
"En guard!" And we swiped at each other until I gotta spoonful of his ice
cream.
"Damn, victory is sweet." He laughed, and scooted in beside me. He took a
big chunk out of mine.
"Yup. Sure is." We laughed, finishing it off, and finally walked back
towards the hotel. I was surprised the food was still hot.
"Would you take advantage of me, Billie Joe?"
"Is that an offer?"
"HEY! Just answer it."
"Tempting, but I don't take advantage of anyone. Except Tre and Mike. My
suppliers hehe." We walked in. I didn't know if I would be ready for what I
saw when we got back. Tre and Lisa were all alone...
Well, they were gone a very very long time.
Tre and I started playing spin the bottle again and only having two people
playing it is way more fun than you would think!
Tre and I, being as crazy as we are, made up a new and better game based
roughly on spin the bottle. Well, Tre had a bottle in his hand, I think...
Anyway, Tre and I carried on playing spin the bottle,
“I am bored of this Lisa�
“Yea it's no fun kissing you!�
“Hey!�
“Hehehe�
“Lets listen to some music!� shouted Tre and put some music on,
“Oo! Billie’s been listening to The Clash again�
“Cool they're great!�
“I fought the law!� I shouted, “I love this one!�
So we started jumping about singing and dancing, it was so funny I couldn’t
stop laughing then.
Tre stopped looked in to my eyes and kissed me.
“Oo! That was nice, do it again!�
“I can do better!� Tre said in a sexy voice.
And he picked me up and throws me on the bed it was just getting good, when
Ity and Billie walked in!
“Ahh! My eyes my eyes!� shouted Billie.
“Hey! You guys took your motherfucking time!� I said,
Tre and I jumped up; he buttoned up his shirt, and I put my top back on and
ran to eat the food.
Billie kept looking at us strangely.
“What?!� I said
“Oh, no, nothing, nothing at all�
Ity says “food here eat some� and she shoved some food in his mouth.
