Billie Joe Has A Twin?, chapter 8
10 minutes late Mike arrived with Estelle. Tre opened the door and told Estelle that Frankito and Ramona were in the pool. Mike went to find Billie to find out if he was alright. Billie was writing songs in his note book, he hadn't played Blue (the real Blue) in 13 years. This must have upset him. Mike knocked on the door. "Hey Bill, how you feeling?"
"I left that bitch, once and for all."
"I told you she wasn't right"
"I know, I know, it's just that I loved her, hint the LOVED."
"POOL PARTY!" shouted Tre.
Billie jumped up from where he was sitting and put on his speedos. Mike already had his on under his swimming shorts. Billie ran out of the bathroom tripping over his duffel bag on the way and flew (I mean really flew) off the balcony into the pool. Mike soon followed. They were all messing round in the pool for a few hours until Billie decided to do something funny. He whipped off his speedos (thank god the kids had gone to bed) and ran up onto the roof. Tre and Mike followed (not naked). Billie when on the roof, decided to jump off. Billie did a perfect pike into the pool. Tre decided to dive bomb, and mike forgot to do anything and belly flopped.
"Owch, fuck that hurt!" he screamed.
"Thanks guys I feel tonnes better," said Billie.
At 10 pm Mike had to take Estelle home. Billie decided to go to bed, and Tre soon followed. Billie had a nightmare. He woke up in a cold sweat. He had no one to comfort him.
The next morning Tre was making chocolate pancakes. Billie took a few and got changed. He went to go find a solicitor to file a divorce. The solicitor said that the divorce would come through in the next few months. After that he went to starbucks to get a coffee. He was sitting in his normal corner writing lyrics and drinking coffee when the MTV news came on.
"Billie Joe Armstrong, lead singer of Green Day is divorcing his wife Adrienne Armstrong after finding out that the children that she was carrying was his own twin brothers. Rumours are spreading that Adrienne and JJ Armstrong are to married after the divorce is settled," the news reader read.
"Fuck that was quick."
*3 years later*
Adie and JJ are married, and had another baby called William. Joey and Jakob and Billie have claimed the mansion (because Billie made the money to build it) and are living there. Billie has hired a personal tutor for Joey and Jakob so they could go on tour with him sometimes.
13 year old Joseph and 10 year old Jakob had just finished their days tutoring. Billie, Mike and Tre were in the basement practising.
"Dad, I need the basement later for band practise," Joey asked.
"Ok dudeums."
"What can we do tonight daddy?" Jakob asked.
"Well tonight is our last night together so do you want to go to the movies?"
"Yeah ok."
"Why do we have to go to Aunty Claudia's house?"
"Because this tour is international." They went to see 'Big Momma's House 2' at the movies.
"That was sooo funny," said Billie, still pissing his pants with laughter.
"I totally agree."
"Same here." Leaving the children was hard for the band, but they had to do it.
"Next stop Orlando," shouted the 3 band mates.
Who killed the Shenanigans (Squeal to Billie Joe Has a Twin?) coming soon.
I promise...
"I left that bitch, once and for all."
"I told you she wasn't right"
"I know, I know, it's just that I loved her, hint the LOVED."
"POOL PARTY!" shouted Tre.
Billie jumped up from where he was sitting and put on his speedos. Mike already had his on under his swimming shorts. Billie ran out of the bathroom tripping over his duffel bag on the way and flew (I mean really flew) off the balcony into the pool. Mike soon followed. They were all messing round in the pool for a few hours until Billie decided to do something funny. He whipped off his speedos (thank god the kids had gone to bed) and ran up onto the roof. Tre and Mike followed (not naked). Billie when on the roof, decided to jump off. Billie did a perfect pike into the pool. Tre decided to dive bomb, and mike forgot to do anything and belly flopped.
"Owch, fuck that hurt!" he screamed.
"Thanks guys I feel tonnes better," said Billie.
At 10 pm Mike had to take Estelle home. Billie decided to go to bed, and Tre soon followed. Billie had a nightmare. He woke up in a cold sweat. He had no one to comfort him.
The next morning Tre was making chocolate pancakes. Billie took a few and got changed. He went to go find a solicitor to file a divorce. The solicitor said that the divorce would come through in the next few months. After that he went to starbucks to get a coffee. He was sitting in his normal corner writing lyrics and drinking coffee when the MTV news came on.
"Billie Joe Armstrong, lead singer of Green Day is divorcing his wife Adrienne Armstrong after finding out that the children that she was carrying was his own twin brothers. Rumours are spreading that Adrienne and JJ Armstrong are to married after the divorce is settled," the news reader read.
"Fuck that was quick."
*3 years later*
Adie and JJ are married, and had another baby called William. Joey and Jakob and Billie have claimed the mansion (because Billie made the money to build it) and are living there. Billie has hired a personal tutor for Joey and Jakob so they could go on tour with him sometimes.
13 year old Joseph and 10 year old Jakob had just finished their days tutoring. Billie, Mike and Tre were in the basement practising.
"Dad, I need the basement later for band practise," Joey asked.
"Ok dudeums."
"What can we do tonight daddy?" Jakob asked.
"Well tonight is our last night together so do you want to go to the movies?"
"Yeah ok."
"Why do we have to go to Aunty Claudia's house?"
"Because this tour is international." They went to see 'Big Momma's House 2' at the movies.
"That was sooo funny," said Billie, still pissing his pants with laughter.
"I totally agree."
"Same here." Leaving the children was hard for the band, but they had to do it.
"Next stop Orlando," shouted the 3 band mates.
Who killed the Shenanigans (Squeal to Billie Joe Has a Twin?) coming soon.
I promise...
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