Tre it's Called a Wedding Cake, chapter 1

<p>"That was the best goddam film ever!" Tre smiled at Mike and Billie Joe, clicking the eject button and removing the DVD from the player. Billie sighed and rubbed his eyes as Tre sat back down on the couch, "What time is it?" he asked blinking harshly.</p> <br />"Er...Three o'clock" Mike sighed as he squinted trying to read the clock on the TV.<br />"Fuck! I'm off to bed" Billie smiled getting up and stretching.<br />"I'll hit the hay too I think," Mike shot up and walked to his room.<br /> "Dudes!" Tre whined, "You can't just leave me here! We got to talk about the movie!"</p><p>"Tre what is there to talk about?" Billie smiled picking up his shoes that had been kicked over to the T.V. "Two guys crash weddings screw chicks, fall in love, the end".</p><p><br />Tre huffed, "But it was so cool"<br /> "Come on Tre, get to bed" Billie grinned walking to his own bedroom.<br /> "NIGHT THEN!" Tre shouted as Billie shut the door.</p>
<p>Tre sat there for a few minutes pouting, after a while he grew sleepy and no matter how much he tried to fight it, his eyes closed and he drifted off into a dream.</p> <p>Now there are a few things you need to understand about Tre Cool, he is an amazing drummer, completely and utterly insane, but he also is very heavily influenced by his dreams and this particular dream, being brought about by the film he had just watched, gave him brilliant idea. Well, brilliant in his eyes anyway.</p>

<p>Tre awoke in the morning to Mike leaning over him, "Come on asshole get up" Tre groaned and rolled over, the sweet smell of pancakes filling his nostrils.</p> <p>Mike tutted and walked over to the kitchen were Billie was being chef this morning. Billie and Mike exchnaged parental-like glances, "MMMMM" Mike groaned licking his lips, "MMMMM Billie these pancakes are so damn good have you got any more?"</p><br />Billie grinned, "Well Mike theres more over there but that is Tre's breakfast"

<P>"Well since Tre is not getting up I might as well have them," Mike giggled slowly and dramatically reaching over to the plate.</p> <p>"OI! STEP AWAY FROM THE BREAKFAST DIRNT," Tre suddenly sprung up and raced over to the table snatching the pancakes and stuffing them in his mouth.</p><p>Billie and Mike started laughing as Tre gobbled down the pancakes and syrup spilling all around his mouth.</p><p>"So you eventually went to sleep last night?" Billie asked throwing the empty plates in the sink, Tre nodded unable to answer due to his overflowing mouth.</p><p><br />"Well," Mike sighed sipping from his coffee, "Whatcha guys wanna do today?"<br />"Dunno" Billie shrugged.</p> <p>Tre swallowed hard, eyes watering from the amount of food that was forcefully shoved down his oesphagus, "I have an idea." Mike and Billie exchanged worried looks, "No guys! It's so cool, we're gonna go find a wedding!"</p> <p>Mike spat his coffee all over the table, "WHAT?"<br />Billie asked open mouthed. "Dude, no, dude, he wants to crash a wedding like that film last night."</p>
<p>"NO FUCKING WAY" Billie slapped his hand on the table theatrically, "No Tre, no."<br />Tre grinned, "But we can pull chi-icks," he sang song, "and drink bee-eer."<br />Mike leant forward across the table his arms soaking up the coffee, "Tre, think about this, people will one: recognise us and two: realise what we're doing because of that film."</p>
<p>Tre smiled again, "Thats the beauty of it, were Green Day! We can do whatever the hell we like! and plus who's gonna refuse us? We're adorbale...well I am," Tre folded his arms, visibly satisfied at his argument.</p> <p>Mike frowned, "No Tre, no."<br />Billie, who had been quiet in all of this piped up, "Let's try it."<br />Mike looked at his friend like he'd gone insane, "WHAT?"<br />"Come on let's try it! Whats the worst that can happen? It's something different."</p>
<p>Tre smiled, "SEE!" he spat at Mike.<br />"The worst that can happen..." Mike said ignoring Tre, "Is that we get our asses arrested."</p> <p>Billie smiled then stood up, "It wouldn't be the first time." Tre grinned wider. "Tre," Billie asked, "Where's my suit?"</p> <p>Mike shook his head, 'Christ' he thought, 'what the hell is going to happen?'</p>
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