Tre it's Called a Wedding Cake, chapter 3
The ceremony was almost over, the couple were exchanging vows, Mike and Tre leaned across to see Billie sniveling and wiping away a tear, "Psssst, dude," Tre hissed, "Share the eyedrops if you have them!"
Billie frowned and sniffed, "I don't have any eyedrops!"
Mike and Tre exchanged a confused look, "Then why are you crying?" Mike asked, "We don't even know them."
<p>"SSSSH! Mike we DO know them, knobjockey," Tre spat frustratedly through his teeth as the woman next to him raised an eyebrow.<br /> Mike rolled his eyes, Billie sniffed again, "It's just so romantic," he whispered.</p>
<p>Mike looked at his friend like he had two heads, "If the guys at the Gilman could see Billie Joe the punk now," he laughed.<br />Billie frowned at him,
"You have a heart of stone" he growled.</p>
<p>"You may kiss the bride..." the whole congregation stood up and clapped as the bride and groom left for the reception afterwards. Tre grinned at his two friends, "FUCK YEAH! CAKE! CAKE! DRINK!" he yelled pushing past the congregation and running to the door.</p> <p>Mike and Billie laughed and followed him outside where they spotted Tre grinning fiendishly sandwhiched between the bride and groom on the steps. Mike clutched his head, "Oh holy Jesus," he groaned as Try lay across the steps in front of the picture in a pose familiar with chippendales.<p> <p>Billie laughed, he clutched his stomach as he leaned on the back of their car, "OH MY GOD, come on, get....get him down...we need to go and get a table Mike," Billie wiped another tear away, this one forming through laughter.</p>
<p>After dragging Tre to the car, who was hyper after draining the communion wine cup, Mike took the wheel and they followed the line of cars heading for the party afterwards. "Here's where the real fun starts guys," Billie grinned picturing the bridesmaid he liked.</p>
<p>"HE IS LORD....HE IS LORD....HE IS LORD!" Tre sang rolling around in the backseat.</p>
<p>"Tre, shut up," Mike spat as the drummer continued to sing the hymn from the ceremony louder.</p>
<p>"God damn, what do they put in that wine?" Billie chuckled as Mike pulled next to a club.</p>
<p>"I dunno, I don't want to know," Mike grunted getting out of the car.<br />
"I dunno, I don't want to know," Tre copied.<br />
"Pack it in," Mike spat.<br />
"Pack it in," Tre parroted.<br />
"Fuck off Tre," Mike shoved him as they walked up the pavement.<br />
"FUCK OFF TRE!" Tre shouted causing people to turn around.<br />
"I'm Tre and I'm a stupid asshole," Mike grinned.<br />
"I'm Tre and I'm a....OI! SHUT UP WANKER!"</p>
<p>More people turned around tutted, Billie grabbed their arms, "Guys, come on now, were attracting bad attention," he smiled warmly spotting the bridesmaid.</p>
<p>"Oh, Oh, we're losing him..." Tre spat pointing to the girl, Mike grinned as Billie switched off and stared at her.</p>
<p>"WHAT BILLIE JOE?" Tre shouted loud enough for the girl to hear, "YOU LIKE THE BRIDESMAID WITH THE BLACK HAIR?"</p>
<p>"THE ONE IN THE LIGHT BLUE DRESS?" Mike joined in, the girl blushed and Billie sprang to life. </p>
<p>"Fucking pricks," he spat punching them both as they doubled up laughing.
They walked into the room and took a seat at a table not too far away from the brides maids.</p> <p>They were joined by some older guys who ended up taking a liking to Tre and his sense of humour, (which is putting breadsticks up his nose and humming stars and stripes). Anyway, with Tre entertaining them by snoring through the best man speech all of the guys drinks where taken care of, which in reality seems good.</p> <p>But to Billie in particular, it's bad as he suddenly began to feel woozy knocking back his 9th double Jack Daniels on ice. The woozines in his stomach subsided and was replaced by fluttering as he saw the bridesmaid again....</p>
Billie frowned and sniffed, "I don't have any eyedrops!"
Mike and Tre exchanged a confused look, "Then why are you crying?" Mike asked, "We don't even know them."
<p>"SSSSH! Mike we DO know them, knobjockey," Tre spat frustratedly through his teeth as the woman next to him raised an eyebrow.<br /> Mike rolled his eyes, Billie sniffed again, "It's just so romantic," he whispered.</p>
<p>Mike looked at his friend like he had two heads, "If the guys at the Gilman could see Billie Joe the punk now," he laughed.<br />Billie frowned at him,
"You have a heart of stone" he growled.</p>
<p>"You may kiss the bride..." the whole congregation stood up and clapped as the bride and groom left for the reception afterwards. Tre grinned at his two friends, "FUCK YEAH! CAKE! CAKE! DRINK!" he yelled pushing past the congregation and running to the door.</p> <p>Mike and Billie laughed and followed him outside where they spotted Tre grinning fiendishly sandwhiched between the bride and groom on the steps. Mike clutched his head, "Oh holy Jesus," he groaned as Try lay across the steps in front of the picture in a pose familiar with chippendales.<p> <p>Billie laughed, he clutched his stomach as he leaned on the back of their car, "OH MY GOD, come on, get....get him down...we need to go and get a table Mike," Billie wiped another tear away, this one forming through laughter.</p>
<p>After dragging Tre to the car, who was hyper after draining the communion wine cup, Mike took the wheel and they followed the line of cars heading for the party afterwards. "Here's where the real fun starts guys," Billie grinned picturing the bridesmaid he liked.</p>
<p>"HE IS LORD....HE IS LORD....HE IS LORD!" Tre sang rolling around in the backseat.</p>
<p>"Tre, shut up," Mike spat as the drummer continued to sing the hymn from the ceremony louder.</p>
<p>"God damn, what do they put in that wine?" Billie chuckled as Mike pulled next to a club.</p>
<p>"I dunno, I don't want to know," Mike grunted getting out of the car.<br />
"I dunno, I don't want to know," Tre copied.<br />
"Pack it in," Mike spat.<br />
"Pack it in," Tre parroted.<br />
"Fuck off Tre," Mike shoved him as they walked up the pavement.<br />
"FUCK OFF TRE!" Tre shouted causing people to turn around.<br />
"I'm Tre and I'm a stupid asshole," Mike grinned.<br />
"I'm Tre and I'm a....OI! SHUT UP WANKER!"</p>
<p>More people turned around tutted, Billie grabbed their arms, "Guys, come on now, were attracting bad attention," he smiled warmly spotting the bridesmaid.</p>
<p>"Oh, Oh, we're losing him..." Tre spat pointing to the girl, Mike grinned as Billie switched off and stared at her.</p>
<p>"WHAT BILLIE JOE?" Tre shouted loud enough for the girl to hear, "YOU LIKE THE BRIDESMAID WITH THE BLACK HAIR?"</p>
<p>"THE ONE IN THE LIGHT BLUE DRESS?" Mike joined in, the girl blushed and Billie sprang to life. </p>
<p>"Fucking pricks," he spat punching them both as they doubled up laughing.
They walked into the room and took a seat at a table not too far away from the brides maids.</p> <p>They were joined by some older guys who ended up taking a liking to Tre and his sense of humour, (which is putting breadsticks up his nose and humming stars and stripes). Anyway, with Tre entertaining them by snoring through the best man speech all of the guys drinks where taken care of, which in reality seems good.</p> <p>But to Billie in particular, it's bad as he suddenly began to feel woozy knocking back his 9th double Jack Daniels on ice. The woozines in his stomach subsided and was replaced by fluttering as he saw the bridesmaid again....</p>
