Tre it's Called a Wedding Cake, chapter 6
Tre didn't finish, he rugby tackled Billie who went stumbling backwards in shock and amazement and fell backwards into a gooey, sweet smelling substance. Shit. The Wedding Cake. The crowd gasped, Billie and Tre scrambled up to the attention of the angry and disgruntled crowd, Tre was laughing, he then spotted Liz shaking her head and he gulped, A man stepped forward,
"You have ruined my daughter's wedding" he spat
Tre picked some icing from his cuff, "No we haven't" he chuckled
Billie shot him an icy stare, how could never seem to be able to read the situation correctly
"You have!" the man's voice began to raise, "YOU MADE HER ILL, DESTROYED THE VERY EXPENSIVE CAKE AND DRAINED THE BAR OF VODKA!" The man began to go red. One word shot through Billie's mind, 'bail'. He scanned the crowd for the quickest exit then grabbed onto Tre and shot out the door,
"GET THEM!" He heard a voice shout, Billie and Tre turned around to see a group of angry men shaking their fists in the guy's direction.
"Where... Is... Mike?" Billie gasped turning to Tre as they legged it down the stairs from the club,
"Dun... Don't know" Tre gasped back, "Leave him.... We'll always remember.... His courage... An... "
"GUYS!" Suddenly Mike shot out a side door to the boy's right and began to run alongside of them,
"Oh... Were have... You been... Nobshit" Tre spat gasping as he ran
Billie saw the lipstick mark on Mike's cheek and neck, the singer's eyebrow raised
"I know" he grinned.
Mike returned the grin and looked back to see the men gaining on them, "Shit... "
They burst through the door and sped to their car were Mike got in the driver's seat and accelerated down the road. Tre popped his head out of the sunroof at the group of men who had stopped outside the club, "NAH! BYE SUCKERS, LICK MY BALLS!"
He yelled down the street, Billie pulled him back in the car as they drove off down to their house.
"So" Mike spat, "What did you guys do?"
"I gave Billie his present"
"Which involved him basically pushing me into the cake"
"Shit! Tre, it's the wedding cake"
"So?"
"So, Tre it's called a wedding cake, it's THE cake, you can't just wreck it and expect to get away with it" Billie spat picking icing soothingly from his hair,
"So were did you go when we were getting chased out?"
Mike blushed and looked at his back mirror,
"Me and this girl... Sarah... Went for a... Chat"
"A CHAT!" Tre yelled, "More like a boosh"
Mike giggled, "Nah, but I do have her number, and I do plan on booshing her in the future"
Tre chuckled and sucked some cake from his tie,
"I didn't get Lou's number" Billie hung his head disappointedly,
"So Bill, I didn't get Liz's, who cares, we'll go out tonight and find some girls"
"NO WE WON'T!" Mike spat,
"Well what do you suggest we do? How are we gonna keep him entertained and I'm NOT playing 'fought the law' game again." Billie frowned
"Movie" Mike shrugged pulling up to a stop outside their local rental store
Tre grinned, "Cool, dibs on picking"
Billie and Mike followed him in the shop rolling their eyes.
They immediately went to say hi to a girl called Eliza who worked there, "Hey guys!" she smiled, "What the hell happened to you and Tre?" she asked Billie,
"Wedding cake" Billie sighed,
"Oh Jeez, you got Wedding Crashers out the other night didn't you"
Mike nodded, then frowned as Tre shoved passed him with an armful of DVDs
Eliza chuckled,
"Okay guys, we have.... Charlie and the Chocolate factory... "
"No!" Mike sighed, "I'm not going to pull you out of a vat of chocolate tomorrow... "
"Or have your carpet cleaned from a Tre chocolate river" Eliza helpfully added
Billie and Mike nodded in agreement, "Next one" Billie spat
"Wedding Crashers" Tre grinned
"WE'VE JUST SEEN THAT" Mike yelled
"Okay... Okay... Bloody Hell... Er... Brokeback Mountain"
Billie and Mike looked at each other, they didn't really much about this, what could Tre possibly do after watching this? Dress as a cowboy? It seemed a safe option.
"Okay" Mike said, "Get that"
Eliza raised her eyebrow as Tre cheered, "Do you guys know what this is about?"
"Cowboys" Tre spat gesturing for her to hurry up,
"Okay" she rolled her eyes and gave them the DVD,
"Back tomorrow" she smiled as they turned to walk out the store,
"Bye Eliza!" They echoed
"Enjoy" she grinned after them
"Gonna get this cake off me first" Billie sighed, "Bye"
"Bye... Oh! Billie wait! Tomorrow, if you guys decide to act out your own versions of this... Call me okay?"
Billie looked puzzled, "Er... O.. Kay" he grinned nervously and shut the door.
"You have ruined my daughter's wedding" he spat
Tre picked some icing from his cuff, "No we haven't" he chuckled
Billie shot him an icy stare, how could never seem to be able to read the situation correctly
"You have!" the man's voice began to raise, "YOU MADE HER ILL, DESTROYED THE VERY EXPENSIVE CAKE AND DRAINED THE BAR OF VODKA!" The man began to go red. One word shot through Billie's mind, 'bail'. He scanned the crowd for the quickest exit then grabbed onto Tre and shot out the door,
"GET THEM!" He heard a voice shout, Billie and Tre turned around to see a group of angry men shaking their fists in the guy's direction.
"Where... Is... Mike?" Billie gasped turning to Tre as they legged it down the stairs from the club,
"Dun... Don't know" Tre gasped back, "Leave him.... We'll always remember.... His courage... An... "
"GUYS!" Suddenly Mike shot out a side door to the boy's right and began to run alongside of them,
"Oh... Were have... You been... Nobshit" Tre spat gasping as he ran
Billie saw the lipstick mark on Mike's cheek and neck, the singer's eyebrow raised
"I know" he grinned.
Mike returned the grin and looked back to see the men gaining on them, "Shit... "
They burst through the door and sped to their car were Mike got in the driver's seat and accelerated down the road. Tre popped his head out of the sunroof at the group of men who had stopped outside the club, "NAH! BYE SUCKERS, LICK MY BALLS!"
He yelled down the street, Billie pulled him back in the car as they drove off down to their house.
"So" Mike spat, "What did you guys do?"
"I gave Billie his present"
"Which involved him basically pushing me into the cake"
"Shit! Tre, it's the wedding cake"
"So?"
"So, Tre it's called a wedding cake, it's THE cake, you can't just wreck it and expect to get away with it" Billie spat picking icing soothingly from his hair,
"So were did you go when we were getting chased out?"
Mike blushed and looked at his back mirror,
"Me and this girl... Sarah... Went for a... Chat"
"A CHAT!" Tre yelled, "More like a boosh"
Mike giggled, "Nah, but I do have her number, and I do plan on booshing her in the future"
Tre chuckled and sucked some cake from his tie,
"I didn't get Lou's number" Billie hung his head disappointedly,
"So Bill, I didn't get Liz's, who cares, we'll go out tonight and find some girls"
"NO WE WON'T!" Mike spat,
"Well what do you suggest we do? How are we gonna keep him entertained and I'm NOT playing 'fought the law' game again." Billie frowned
"Movie" Mike shrugged pulling up to a stop outside their local rental store
Tre grinned, "Cool, dibs on picking"
Billie and Mike followed him in the shop rolling their eyes.
They immediately went to say hi to a girl called Eliza who worked there, "Hey guys!" she smiled, "What the hell happened to you and Tre?" she asked Billie,
"Wedding cake" Billie sighed,
"Oh Jeez, you got Wedding Crashers out the other night didn't you"
Mike nodded, then frowned as Tre shoved passed him with an armful of DVDs
Eliza chuckled,
"Okay guys, we have.... Charlie and the Chocolate factory... "
"No!" Mike sighed, "I'm not going to pull you out of a vat of chocolate tomorrow... "
"Or have your carpet cleaned from a Tre chocolate river" Eliza helpfully added
Billie and Mike nodded in agreement, "Next one" Billie spat
"Wedding Crashers" Tre grinned
"WE'VE JUST SEEN THAT" Mike yelled
"Okay... Okay... Bloody Hell... Er... Brokeback Mountain"
Billie and Mike looked at each other, they didn't really much about this, what could Tre possibly do after watching this? Dress as a cowboy? It seemed a safe option.
"Okay" Mike said, "Get that"
Eliza raised her eyebrow as Tre cheered, "Do you guys know what this is about?"
"Cowboys" Tre spat gesturing for her to hurry up,
"Okay" she rolled her eyes and gave them the DVD,
"Back tomorrow" she smiled as they turned to walk out the store,
"Bye Eliza!" They echoed
"Enjoy" she grinned after them
"Gonna get this cake off me first" Billie sighed, "Bye"
"Bye... Oh! Billie wait! Tomorrow, if you guys decide to act out your own versions of this... Call me okay?"
Billie looked puzzled, "Er... O.. Kay" he grinned nervously and shut the door.
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