Extraordinary Girl, chapter 9
After a few hours of smoking, drinking, laughing and who knows what, we had gotten a bit exhausted. Billie Joe had already fallen asleep on Sarah's chest. "Haha Billie just can't get enough of your boobs Sarah!" I said, laughing.
"Well, tell me you couldn't?" Tre said.
"TRE!" I said, slapping him on the arm.
"Ouch... Don't worry babe, I was just joking. I just can't get enough of YOUR boobs!" he replied, trying to grab my boobs. I tried to fight Tre away in a funny way. I fell off the couch onto the floor and everybody started cracking up, including me.
"Ow... My ass hurts!" I said.
"I'LL KISS IT BETTER!" Tre yelled.
"I should be fine Tre, but thanks anyways."
"Don't you think Billie Joe has cool hair? It's kinda trippy..." Sarah said, playing with his hair.
"Let me have a look..." I said, walking over and starting softly hitting his head. "Yeah it's pretty cool."
"What about my hair?" Tre asked.
"Hmm... Your hair is OK," I told Tre. Tre made a sarcastic gasp.
"I'm never talking to you again!"
Billie Joe woke up. "What the fa... Why is everyone playing with my hair?" I laughed and walked over to Tre and pinched his cheeks in the way you see fat aunties doing it to their nieces in movies. I put on the voice.
"Oh I'm sorry Tre, I think your hair is incredible..." He laughed.
"Well thank you, you're hair is increbible as well." He grabbed me and pulled me onto his lap and kissed my cheek, or tried to, but kissed my nose. Tre grabbed another beer.
"You know how some people can open beers with their belly button? That is so cool, I'm gunna try." He attempted to do it but failed miserably. "Okay screw that." He opened and sculled what seemed the whole bottle in one.
"Hey... You know how you guys have like a band?" I asked.
"No, not really. We have a band?" Billie asked sarcastically.
"No seriously, are you guys like famous?" I asked.
"Umm I don't think famous is the right word... We've had like a few gigs and shit...and we have a CD," Billie Joe explained.
"Oh really? Lemme listen!" I said.
"Nah, you don't want to," Tre said.
"Why not?" I asked.
"It's shit," Tre replied.
"Why?" I asked.
"Well because..." he stopped for a moment and pretended to be thinking really hard. "I'M NOT IN IT!"
"Oh well it must be pretty fucked then," I said sarcastically.
"Haha, I happen to think it's legendary," Sarah said.
"Well thank you Sarah! Somebody likes my music!" Billie Joe said.
"Are you guys working on a new GOOD album with Tre in it?" I asked.
"Yeah, we've started," Billie Joe replied.
"We're waiting for Billie to get motivated and write some songs," Tre said.
"Can we hear you play?" Sarah asked.
"When we're sober and if Mike joins in," Tre said. "But I don't plan to be sober for a little a while."
"Well how about we come back when you are sober?" I asked.
"Yeah... Wait, no because you're not leaving!" He held his arms around my waist.
"No that's a good idea Lexi, it'll motivate them. MOTIVATION Billie! It's what you need at the moment as Tre said."
"Oh great one Tre..." Billie said sarcastically. "Really girls, just say."
"Nup, we're off, c'mon Lexi!" Sarah said, pecking Billie Joe on the cheek.
"Is that all I get?" Billie Joe asked in a kinky way.
"Haha, yes, well if you write a song by tomorrow then I promise you'll get more."
"How much?" Billie Joe asked.
"Well I'll decided on that," Sarah answered.
"Why do you get to decided? I'm like your..." he thought about it for a moment, "dominated love slave!" Sarah laughed.
"Yes, that's right Billie Joe that's EXACTLY what you are and you LOVE it!"
"Hey... I got an idea for a song!" Billie Joe said.
"Good! Go work on it!" Sarah said, she grabbed me and I blew a kiss to Tre and he returned one.
Once we walked out the door I said, "Geez Sarah you and Billie Joe get along well."
"Well duh, what do you mean by that?"
"I mean you two are very umm..." I exlained but got stuck for words. Sarah helped me out.
"Sexual?" She laughed.
"Umm yeah I guess that's the right word!"
"Well what have you and Tre done?" she asked me.
"Sarah! That's for me to know and you not to find out!"
"Oh c'mon Lexi!"
"Well...we've..." I got embarassed and started blushing.
"Oh my god! ...Lexi are you still a virgin?"
"Maybe, maybe not."
"C'mon just tell me!"
"Okay fine, I'm not." She gasped.
"Aww my little baby cousin has grown up!"
"Shut up Sarah!"
"Well, tell me you couldn't?" Tre said.
"TRE!" I said, slapping him on the arm.
"Ouch... Don't worry babe, I was just joking. I just can't get enough of YOUR boobs!" he replied, trying to grab my boobs. I tried to fight Tre away in a funny way. I fell off the couch onto the floor and everybody started cracking up, including me.
"Ow... My ass hurts!" I said.
"I'LL KISS IT BETTER!" Tre yelled.
"I should be fine Tre, but thanks anyways."
"Don't you think Billie Joe has cool hair? It's kinda trippy..." Sarah said, playing with his hair.
"Let me have a look..." I said, walking over and starting softly hitting his head. "Yeah it's pretty cool."
"What about my hair?" Tre asked.
"Hmm... Your hair is OK," I told Tre. Tre made a sarcastic gasp.
"I'm never talking to you again!"
Billie Joe woke up. "What the fa... Why is everyone playing with my hair?" I laughed and walked over to Tre and pinched his cheeks in the way you see fat aunties doing it to their nieces in movies. I put on the voice.
"Oh I'm sorry Tre, I think your hair is incredible..." He laughed.
"Well thank you, you're hair is increbible as well." He grabbed me and pulled me onto his lap and kissed my cheek, or tried to, but kissed my nose. Tre grabbed another beer.
"You know how some people can open beers with their belly button? That is so cool, I'm gunna try." He attempted to do it but failed miserably. "Okay screw that." He opened and sculled what seemed the whole bottle in one.
"Hey... You know how you guys have like a band?" I asked.
"No, not really. We have a band?" Billie asked sarcastically.
"No seriously, are you guys like famous?" I asked.
"Umm I don't think famous is the right word... We've had like a few gigs and shit...and we have a CD," Billie Joe explained.
"Oh really? Lemme listen!" I said.
"Nah, you don't want to," Tre said.
"Why not?" I asked.
"It's shit," Tre replied.
"Why?" I asked.
"Well because..." he stopped for a moment and pretended to be thinking really hard. "I'M NOT IN IT!"
"Oh well it must be pretty fucked then," I said sarcastically.
"Haha, I happen to think it's legendary," Sarah said.
"Well thank you Sarah! Somebody likes my music!" Billie Joe said.
"Are you guys working on a new GOOD album with Tre in it?" I asked.
"Yeah, we've started," Billie Joe replied.
"We're waiting for Billie to get motivated and write some songs," Tre said.
"Can we hear you play?" Sarah asked.
"When we're sober and if Mike joins in," Tre said. "But I don't plan to be sober for a little a while."
"Well how about we come back when you are sober?" I asked.
"Yeah... Wait, no because you're not leaving!" He held his arms around my waist.
"No that's a good idea Lexi, it'll motivate them. MOTIVATION Billie! It's what you need at the moment as Tre said."
"Oh great one Tre..." Billie said sarcastically. "Really girls, just say."
"Nup, we're off, c'mon Lexi!" Sarah said, pecking Billie Joe on the cheek.
"Is that all I get?" Billie Joe asked in a kinky way.
"Haha, yes, well if you write a song by tomorrow then I promise you'll get more."
"How much?" Billie Joe asked.
"Well I'll decided on that," Sarah answered.
"Why do you get to decided? I'm like your..." he thought about it for a moment, "dominated love slave!" Sarah laughed.
"Yes, that's right Billie Joe that's EXACTLY what you are and you LOVE it!"
"Hey... I got an idea for a song!" Billie Joe said.
"Good! Go work on it!" Sarah said, she grabbed me and I blew a kiss to Tre and he returned one.
Once we walked out the door I said, "Geez Sarah you and Billie Joe get along well."
"Well duh, what do you mean by that?"
"I mean you two are very umm..." I exlained but got stuck for words. Sarah helped me out.
"Sexual?" She laughed.
"Umm yeah I guess that's the right word!"
"Well what have you and Tre done?" she asked me.
"Sarah! That's for me to know and you not to find out!"
"Oh c'mon Lexi!"
"Well...we've..." I got embarassed and started blushing.
"Oh my god! ...Lexi are you still a virgin?"
"Maybe, maybe not."
"C'mon just tell me!"
"Okay fine, I'm not." She gasped.
"Aww my little baby cousin has grown up!"
"Shut up Sarah!"
