Tre, Mike, and Billie's Most Excellent Adventure, chapter 2
<p>"Dude, that's weird... " Billie trailed off as if in thought, "Well, let's get on. I mean, there's no other way to get in and we desperately need MAPS." The other two agreed and the pushed the button for the elevator. It opened right away, welcoming them into the strange building.</p>
<p>After five minutes inside of the moving elevator, the three friends were getting freaked out. "What the fuck!?!" Tre yelled starting to bang on the side of the elevator.</p>
<p>"Is this some kind of practical joke?" Mike wondered out loud. Billie Joe was now sitting in a corner with his hands wrapped around his legs, head buried in his arms.</p>
<p>"Oh, fuck. Tre, look at Billie. I think he's having an anxiety attack," Mike stepped over to his best friend, trying to stay calm as the elevator began to shake a bit.</p>
<p>"N-n-no," Billie managed to stutter. Then all three started to yell as the elevator started shaking more intensely. Mike fell on top of Billie Joe, and Tre followed suit.</p> <p>Now Mike and Tre were on the verge of tears as well. Right when Billie was about to pass out, it stopped. They all looked around and shared a long sigh, and Billie Joe was able to breath normally again.</p> <p>The doors to the elevator slid open quietly and smoothly as if nothing was wrong with them. Each turned to look in the direction of the doors and their mouths dropped open.</p>
***
<P>"Wh-th-fuh," Tre muttered.<br />
"Oh my god," Mike stared. Billie Joe just stared.</p>
<p>Okay, I better explain exactly WHAT they saw. First of all, it was daylight outside. They were right in front of a giant cathedral with gothic-style architecture. The mosaics were sparkling in the sunlight.</p> <p>They gained a bit of confidence and stepped out of the elevator. Everyone was dressed like a peasant would. "Where ARE we?" Tre asked just what the other two were thinking. At the same time, the peasants just kept walking by, seemingly not noticing the elevator.</p>
<p>While Mike and Billie were busy trying to figure out where they were, Tre was walking up to random people asking them "'Sprechen Sie Englisch?' 'Uh, Se Hablas Ingles?'" but that didn't work either. He finally gave up after he received a few scared looks. "Hey, Billie, Mike what the fuck just happened?" Tre asked in an exasperated voice.</p>
<p>"I have no idea," Mike answered.<br />
"I think we went back in time... " Billie's voice trailed off.<br />
"How the fuck would we go back in TIME?" Tre asked.<br />
"Well, I don't know. It was the stupid elevator," Billie retorted.<br />
Mike stopped a man nearby, "What year is this?"</p>
<p>"1560, sir," the short man, with a puzzled look on his face stated in an English accent.</p>
<p>"Shit... " Mike turned back to Billie and Tre.<br />
"See! I told you so," Billie rubbed it in.</p>
<p>Tre's face soured, "Whatever... how is this even possible? I mean... wow... " At that time, trumpets could be heard and all of the peasants stopped and formed a crowd in front of the cathedral.</p>
<p>"I wonder what's going on," said Mike.<br />
"Let me get on your shoulders, Mike. I'll see what it is," Billie pleaded.<br />
"Like hell you will! I cant hold you up," he said back.<br />
"Well, fine. If you don't want to know what all of the 'hullabaloo' is about... " Billie shrugged.</p>
<p>"Haha, hullabaloo... nice. Okay, you get one try. If I say to get off, you get the hell off of my back, " Mike compromised. Tre got down on all fours and let Billie Joe step on his back so as to get on Mikes shoulders.</p>
<p>"Well, what do you see up there?" Tre wondered.</p>
<p>After five minutes inside of the moving elevator, the three friends were getting freaked out. "What the fuck!?!" Tre yelled starting to bang on the side of the elevator.</p>
<p>"Is this some kind of practical joke?" Mike wondered out loud. Billie Joe was now sitting in a corner with his hands wrapped around his legs, head buried in his arms.</p>
<p>"Oh, fuck. Tre, look at Billie. I think he's having an anxiety attack," Mike stepped over to his best friend, trying to stay calm as the elevator began to shake a bit.</p>
<p>"N-n-no," Billie managed to stutter. Then all three started to yell as the elevator started shaking more intensely. Mike fell on top of Billie Joe, and Tre followed suit.</p> <p>Now Mike and Tre were on the verge of tears as well. Right when Billie was about to pass out, it stopped. They all looked around and shared a long sigh, and Billie Joe was able to breath normally again.</p> <p>The doors to the elevator slid open quietly and smoothly as if nothing was wrong with them. Each turned to look in the direction of the doors and their mouths dropped open.</p>
***
<P>"Wh-th-fuh," Tre muttered.<br />
"Oh my god," Mike stared. Billie Joe just stared.</p>
<p>Okay, I better explain exactly WHAT they saw. First of all, it was daylight outside. They were right in front of a giant cathedral with gothic-style architecture. The mosaics were sparkling in the sunlight.</p> <p>They gained a bit of confidence and stepped out of the elevator. Everyone was dressed like a peasant would. "Where ARE we?" Tre asked just what the other two were thinking. At the same time, the peasants just kept walking by, seemingly not noticing the elevator.</p>
<p>While Mike and Billie were busy trying to figure out where they were, Tre was walking up to random people asking them "'Sprechen Sie Englisch?' 'Uh, Se Hablas Ingles?'" but that didn't work either. He finally gave up after he received a few scared looks. "Hey, Billie, Mike what the fuck just happened?" Tre asked in an exasperated voice.</p>
<p>"I have no idea," Mike answered.<br />
"I think we went back in time... " Billie's voice trailed off.<br />
"How the fuck would we go back in TIME?" Tre asked.<br />
"Well, I don't know. It was the stupid elevator," Billie retorted.<br />
Mike stopped a man nearby, "What year is this?"</p>
<p>"1560, sir," the short man, with a puzzled look on his face stated in an English accent.</p>
<p>"Shit... " Mike turned back to Billie and Tre.<br />
"See! I told you so," Billie rubbed it in.</p>
<p>Tre's face soured, "Whatever... how is this even possible? I mean... wow... " At that time, trumpets could be heard and all of the peasants stopped and formed a crowd in front of the cathedral.</p>
<p>"I wonder what's going on," said Mike.<br />
"Let me get on your shoulders, Mike. I'll see what it is," Billie pleaded.<br />
"Like hell you will! I cant hold you up," he said back.<br />
"Well, fine. If you don't want to know what all of the 'hullabaloo' is about... " Billie shrugged.</p>
<p>"Haha, hullabaloo... nice. Okay, you get one try. If I say to get off, you get the hell off of my back, " Mike compromised. Tre got down on all fours and let Billie Joe step on his back so as to get on Mikes shoulders.</p>
<p>"Well, what do you see up there?" Tre wondered.</p>
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