My New Husband, chapter 1

OK, so im walking down the street one day, singin one of my favorite Green Day songs, 1000 Hours, when all of a sudden, I bump into some guy. I turn around to give him a piece of my mind about how he should watch where the hell he's goin, and when I look up, it's Billie Joe!! Holy shit!! *i faint* when I finally come back to consiousness, he speaks. Wow! i was worried, are you OK? *blushes* Yeah, I'm fine. Wow! I can't believe I bumped into Billie Joe. Are you OK? Yeah. So then he asks me if I want to go get sometihng to eat. Of course! So then we spend like the whole day just hanging out and doing random things. It was so much fun! Then it's like 11pm and he says he probly should get home. He asks for my number. That night he goes home and tells Adrienne he just cant possibly be married to her any longer. The next day, he calls me and says, I told Adrienne I have to get a divorce. I just can't stand being apart from you. I need to see you now. Can I come over? So I say, of course, I can't wait to see you. As soon as he gets to my house, he hands me 5 dozen roses and gets down on one knee. Will you marry me? Of course!! Oh Billie Joe!! I love you so much!!! So now we're happily married and were never apart.