Twas The Night Before The Living, chapter 1
"Arr Spoot!" I yelled as I fell from my Coffin. Lex rubbed her lazy red eyes to stare at me. Billie walked into the room, as my head rolled across the floor; he stopped it with his foot. "Thanks Bill." He placed it caringly on my neck. I twisted it a few times before hearing the familiar click of the bones re hinging.
My name is Abbey-Jay Martin, I am a zombie. Lex stretched her arms. (By this I mean she pulled them off and used Billie's help to stretch them out.) That girl over there, the one with the cap on, that's Lex, she's my best bud. We do EVERYTHING together. And the hottie over there, with the wonderful green eyes, that is Billie Joe, he is also one of my best mates, he's a bit of a jack arse at times but oh well.
I walked casually into the kitchen, but I fell down the stairs. "You ok babe?" This is Tre, he's such a sweetie. He lifted up my foot as I re hinged it. "Thanks honey." I smiled, causing my teeth to show. I walked into the kitchen, Tre and Lex and Billie closely behind. "Foods up!" Mike hollered. The smell of Mike's famous Spider guts and Snake tongues seasoned with ground cows feet, wafted through my nose.
"G'mornin darl." Mike hugged me, gently as not to make my limbs fall off. Mike, he is a good guy, not one for the ghost and ghoul thing, but is friends with lex and I none the less. "Abbs, you never told me yaw got a new tat." Mike's eyes grew wide as he served up dinner.
I gazed down at my arm, the face of Jack Skellington smiling back up at me. I just groaned as I picked up my spoon, I was never a night person. Lex sat next to me, her white, slightly blue, skin hadn't been washed yet, so you could see all the dust that had gotten into the gaps. I spun the skeleton spoon gracefully around my skeletal finger. I smiled at lex, not much conversation was made at the dinner table.
Mike, being the most parental out of everyone today, glared at lex and I. I had my finger in one ear and it was coming out the other. Lex laughed, her rib cage made a chattering noise. I then pulled my finger a little further into my skull; my eye popped and fell on the table, to reveal my finger in my eye socket. My eye rolled over to mike's bowel. He let out a slight cough. I turned to look at him, my one eye sparkling and my finger still poking through my eye socket. He looked down at my other eye it blinked back at him.
My right hand (the skeleton one) crawled over and kicked my eye back over to me. I picked it up a slid it back in place. I sickening popping sound was heard over the silent room. "So . . . Who's coming with me to get the groceries?" was Billie's ice Breaker. "WE WILL!" Lex and a chorused. Our eyes lit up as mischievous thoughts filled our heads and we giggled in unison.
*after dinner*
"What should I wear?" I asked Lex.
"Wear that outfit you wore to the party." I smiled, the party was the night lex and I ended up this way. I returned a moment later from the closet in long black pants, old fashioned bowler shoes, a white work shirt, a black vest, a black tie and a long black jacket. I waited for lex, she came out in her knee high converse, her black jumper that read death to smoochy, and her black torn jeans.
We heard Billie calling us. We ran along the corridor and stopped at the stairs. Lex and I pulled our heads off and slid them down the banister as our bodies did the same. A few quick and tricky flips, mastered over time, and we landed next to Billie with our heads on perfectly straight.
My name is Abbey-Jay Martin, I am a zombie. Lex stretched her arms. (By this I mean she pulled them off and used Billie's help to stretch them out.) That girl over there, the one with the cap on, that's Lex, she's my best bud. We do EVERYTHING together. And the hottie over there, with the wonderful green eyes, that is Billie Joe, he is also one of my best mates, he's a bit of a jack arse at times but oh well.
I walked casually into the kitchen, but I fell down the stairs. "You ok babe?" This is Tre, he's such a sweetie. He lifted up my foot as I re hinged it. "Thanks honey." I smiled, causing my teeth to show. I walked into the kitchen, Tre and Lex and Billie closely behind. "Foods up!" Mike hollered. The smell of Mike's famous Spider guts and Snake tongues seasoned with ground cows feet, wafted through my nose.
"G'mornin darl." Mike hugged me, gently as not to make my limbs fall off. Mike, he is a good guy, not one for the ghost and ghoul thing, but is friends with lex and I none the less. "Abbs, you never told me yaw got a new tat." Mike's eyes grew wide as he served up dinner.
I gazed down at my arm, the face of Jack Skellington smiling back up at me. I just groaned as I picked up my spoon, I was never a night person. Lex sat next to me, her white, slightly blue, skin hadn't been washed yet, so you could see all the dust that had gotten into the gaps. I spun the skeleton spoon gracefully around my skeletal finger. I smiled at lex, not much conversation was made at the dinner table.
Mike, being the most parental out of everyone today, glared at lex and I. I had my finger in one ear and it was coming out the other. Lex laughed, her rib cage made a chattering noise. I then pulled my finger a little further into my skull; my eye popped and fell on the table, to reveal my finger in my eye socket. My eye rolled over to mike's bowel. He let out a slight cough. I turned to look at him, my one eye sparkling and my finger still poking through my eye socket. He looked down at my other eye it blinked back at him.
My right hand (the skeleton one) crawled over and kicked my eye back over to me. I picked it up a slid it back in place. I sickening popping sound was heard over the silent room. "So . . . Who's coming with me to get the groceries?" was Billie's ice Breaker. "WE WILL!" Lex and a chorused. Our eyes lit up as mischievous thoughts filled our heads and we giggled in unison.
*after dinner*
"What should I wear?" I asked Lex.
"Wear that outfit you wore to the party." I smiled, the party was the night lex and I ended up this way. I returned a moment later from the closet in long black pants, old fashioned bowler shoes, a white work shirt, a black vest, a black tie and a long black jacket. I waited for lex, she came out in her knee high converse, her black jumper that read death to smoochy, and her black torn jeans.
We heard Billie calling us. We ran along the corridor and stopped at the stairs. Lex and I pulled our heads off and slid them down the banister as our bodies did the same. A few quick and tricky flips, mastered over time, and we landed next to Billie with our heads on perfectly straight.
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