The Man Is My God, chapter 4
*Tre's POV*
"So, dude. You like Kelsea or somethin?", I asked Billie.
"Oh, yea, sure. She's cool.", he was trying to cover it up.
"Rrrrrriiiiiiiggghhttttttt. I saw the look on your face when you walked out of her door. You looked like you had just gotten a BJ."
"Dude, I don't even know her. Besides, she probably already has a boyfriend.", he was bad liar.
"No, she doesn't. I asked her."
"YOU DID WHAT?", oh he was pissed.
"Listen, I knew you liked her, so I wanted to check if she was single.", I hoped he wasn't gonna beat me up.
"Aw, man. She's so beautiful. We have things in common. Does she like me?", he seemed hopeful.
"Yea, dude. She likes you. You can tell. I caught her staring at your pants a couple of times", I winked at Billie.
"Fuck, yes.", he was excited.
We walked on down to the local club where Mike said he would meet us. He had gotten really stressed out. He almost beat the shit out of me for the fire. Billie and I thought he was going to drink it off, but he told us he was going to "think" about things. So we got to the club, and sure enough at the bar we found Mike passed out in his chair. We slapped him on the back twice each and after the fourth slap he sat straight up.
"What the fu-", Mike looked rough.
"Dude, what the hell is goin on?", I tried to sound serious and mad.
"Yea, man. What the fuck? Just leave us there to handle the fire by ourselves?", Billie actually WAS mad.
"Look man, I'm sorry. I'm just having some tough times and-"
"That doesn't give you an excuse. And anyway, it doesn't matter because I think there is actually a God after all.", Billie hinted.
"Why?", Mike was confused.
"Well, you know Melissa, right? She got a friend staying with her. She's hot. She likes me dude. Answered the fucking door in a goddamn towel. Thought I was gonna have to strip and stradle, know what I'm sayin?", Billie winked.
"Niiiiiiiccceee man! What's her name?"
"Kelsea.", I answered for Billie.
"Yea, Tre likes her, too. But she ain't too crazy bout him.", Billie said.
"Well, she better get used to him. We'll probably have to stay with her and Melissa for a while until we can get another place. Maybe we can get another room in the apartment building.", Mike said getting up from his chair. He tipped the bartender, finished off the last of his tequilla shots, and walked out of the place. Billie shrugged and followed and I did the same.
"Melissa should be home by now. We'll go talk to her.", Mike called to us.
*Melissa's POV*
"Hey, Kay! I'm home!", I called to Kelsea. Where was she? I figured it out pretty quick. She was on her bed...the couch. She was listening to her headphones pretty loud. I stood over her, I think I scared the piss out of her.
"OH MY GOD!", she shrieked and rolled off the couch. "SHIT! Oh, man! Melissa, goddamn it you scared the fucking hell out of me!", she yelled at me.
"Ahahahahahahaha! I'm sorry. What did you do today?"
"Ah, besides the whole Billie thing, I day-dreamed and listened to my head phones. That's it."
"Nice. How bout we start dinner? Did you already eat? What should we have?"
"Sure. No, I didn't eat. Let's have hot dogs. That sounds good.", she got up and looked in the fridge.
"Alright. Sounds good to me. Will you look and see if we have any tater tots?", I shouted to her from the bathroom.
"Yea, we got 'em. You know how I'm a tatertotatarian. Can't have a freezer without the tater tots.", she giggled at herself.
"Haha, yea right. I know." Then I stopped. There were the words Billie in dry-erase marker all over the mirror. Why hadn't I noticed that before? Anyways I shouted. "OH! What about Mike and Billie and Tre? Are they coming?"
"Oh shit I forgot. Yea, I think they are. I'll just make all of the hot dogs and all of the tots, is that ok?"
"Yea, that's fine.", shit. I had to get fufu'd up pretty quick. I had to look good for Mikey-poo! Yea, I had a huge crush on Mike. I didn't know if he like me back, though. So I generally tried to keep my distance. But, I decided that would change tonight. I would talk to him. MAKE him like me. And I decided also that it WOULD work.
*Kelsea's POV*
AH! Billie was coming over. I was so excited. We would have a chance to get to know each other better. I really liked him. And, by the wink earlier today, I'm pretty sure he liked me, too. I grilled the hot dogs on this little inside-grill thing. They smelled good. I hadn't eaten all day. I threw the tater tots in the oven and walked away from both of the foods.
*15 minutes later* (still in Kelsea's POV)
The food was done. I was so excited. Ha. I was hungry, ok? Then there was a knock on the door. My heart jumped. I knew it was Billie and his friends. I walked to the door, pushed the hair out of my face, and opened the door.
"Hey, Kelsea. How are you?", Billie's smiling face greeted me.
"Hi, Billie. I'm doin good, you?"
"Good. We came here to talk to you and Melissa about something. By the way, this is Mike. Mike, Kelsea."
"Hi, how's it goin", Mike said. But, he was looking behind me. At Melissa.
"Hi. Come on in, guys. Let's eat, first. Me and Melissa are starving."
"Cool. Hot dogs.", Tre said.
We all sat down and started eating. Tre was being a pervert. He was seductively, provacatively feating his "hot dog" and looking at ME. I thought it was gross. I wasn't too crazy about Tre. He made me feel...uncomfortable. We chatted for while and then when we were done, got up and went to the couches. Billie sat respectively close to me, Mike next to Melissa, and Tre in a chair...all by himself.
"So, dude. You like Kelsea or somethin?", I asked Billie.
"Oh, yea, sure. She's cool.", he was trying to cover it up.
"Rrrrrriiiiiiiggghhttttttt. I saw the look on your face when you walked out of her door. You looked like you had just gotten a BJ."
"Dude, I don't even know her. Besides, she probably already has a boyfriend.", he was bad liar.
"No, she doesn't. I asked her."
"YOU DID WHAT?", oh he was pissed.
"Listen, I knew you liked her, so I wanted to check if she was single.", I hoped he wasn't gonna beat me up.
"Aw, man. She's so beautiful. We have things in common. Does she like me?", he seemed hopeful.
"Yea, dude. She likes you. You can tell. I caught her staring at your pants a couple of times", I winked at Billie.
"Fuck, yes.", he was excited.
We walked on down to the local club where Mike said he would meet us. He had gotten really stressed out. He almost beat the shit out of me for the fire. Billie and I thought he was going to drink it off, but he told us he was going to "think" about things. So we got to the club, and sure enough at the bar we found Mike passed out in his chair. We slapped him on the back twice each and after the fourth slap he sat straight up.
"What the fu-", Mike looked rough.
"Dude, what the hell is goin on?", I tried to sound serious and mad.
"Yea, man. What the fuck? Just leave us there to handle the fire by ourselves?", Billie actually WAS mad.
"Look man, I'm sorry. I'm just having some tough times and-"
"That doesn't give you an excuse. And anyway, it doesn't matter because I think there is actually a God after all.", Billie hinted.
"Why?", Mike was confused.
"Well, you know Melissa, right? She got a friend staying with her. She's hot. She likes me dude. Answered the fucking door in a goddamn towel. Thought I was gonna have to strip and stradle, know what I'm sayin?", Billie winked.
"Niiiiiiiccceee man! What's her name?"
"Kelsea.", I answered for Billie.
"Yea, Tre likes her, too. But she ain't too crazy bout him.", Billie said.
"Well, she better get used to him. We'll probably have to stay with her and Melissa for a while until we can get another place. Maybe we can get another room in the apartment building.", Mike said getting up from his chair. He tipped the bartender, finished off the last of his tequilla shots, and walked out of the place. Billie shrugged and followed and I did the same.
"Melissa should be home by now. We'll go talk to her.", Mike called to us.
*Melissa's POV*
"Hey, Kay! I'm home!", I called to Kelsea. Where was she? I figured it out pretty quick. She was on her bed...the couch. She was listening to her headphones pretty loud. I stood over her, I think I scared the piss out of her.
"OH MY GOD!", she shrieked and rolled off the couch. "SHIT! Oh, man! Melissa, goddamn it you scared the fucking hell out of me!", she yelled at me.
"Ahahahahahahaha! I'm sorry. What did you do today?"
"Ah, besides the whole Billie thing, I day-dreamed and listened to my head phones. That's it."
"Nice. How bout we start dinner? Did you already eat? What should we have?"
"Sure. No, I didn't eat. Let's have hot dogs. That sounds good.", she got up and looked in the fridge.
"Alright. Sounds good to me. Will you look and see if we have any tater tots?", I shouted to her from the bathroom.
"Yea, we got 'em. You know how I'm a tatertotatarian. Can't have a freezer without the tater tots.", she giggled at herself.
"Haha, yea right. I know." Then I stopped. There were the words Billie in dry-erase marker all over the mirror. Why hadn't I noticed that before? Anyways I shouted. "OH! What about Mike and Billie and Tre? Are they coming?"
"Oh shit I forgot. Yea, I think they are. I'll just make all of the hot dogs and all of the tots, is that ok?"
"Yea, that's fine.", shit. I had to get fufu'd up pretty quick. I had to look good for Mikey-poo! Yea, I had a huge crush on Mike. I didn't know if he like me back, though. So I generally tried to keep my distance. But, I decided that would change tonight. I would talk to him. MAKE him like me. And I decided also that it WOULD work.
*Kelsea's POV*
AH! Billie was coming over. I was so excited. We would have a chance to get to know each other better. I really liked him. And, by the wink earlier today, I'm pretty sure he liked me, too. I grilled the hot dogs on this little inside-grill thing. They smelled good. I hadn't eaten all day. I threw the tater tots in the oven and walked away from both of the foods.
*15 minutes later* (still in Kelsea's POV)
The food was done. I was so excited. Ha. I was hungry, ok? Then there was a knock on the door. My heart jumped. I knew it was Billie and his friends. I walked to the door, pushed the hair out of my face, and opened the door.
"Hey, Kelsea. How are you?", Billie's smiling face greeted me.
"Hi, Billie. I'm doin good, you?"
"Good. We came here to talk to you and Melissa about something. By the way, this is Mike. Mike, Kelsea."
"Hi, how's it goin", Mike said. But, he was looking behind me. At Melissa.
"Hi. Come on in, guys. Let's eat, first. Me and Melissa are starving."
"Cool. Hot dogs.", Tre said.
We all sat down and started eating. Tre was being a pervert. He was seductively, provacatively feating his "hot dog" and looking at ME. I thought it was gross. I wasn't too crazy about Tre. He made me feel...uncomfortable. We chatted for while and then when we were done, got up and went to the couches. Billie sat respectively close to me, Mike next to Melissa, and Tre in a chair...all by himself.
