A Trip to Tre Cool's Thoughts, chapter 5
Kan Tong Wok Sta!
"Morning." said Billie, as he walked into MY house, with MY spare keys. Argh. I looked at the clock. 6:47 pm. Billie went straight to the fridge...again. I sighed, grabbed a beer and sat on the couch.
"Where's Mike?" I asked.
"On a date."
"With who?"
"A chick."
"Really? Wow."
There was suddenly an awkward silence.
"MERKIN!!" I shouted. It scared the fuck out of Billie as he fell off the couch and spilled his beer everywhere. I laughed so hard. Billie just sat there on the floor looking VERY angry. Whoops.
"I'm hungry." Billie said. He went to the pantry and grabbed some Kan Tong stir-fry stuff. He started to cook and I was watching in amazement.
"Wow. You can cook." Billie rolled his eyes.
"I thought you were a vegetarian! LIAR!" I shouted and poked him.
"That's why I'm taking the meat out of it you dip face."
"Oh. Sorry. Heh."
"KAN TONG WOK STA!" I shouted.
There was another awkward silence. Then Mike walked into MY house, with MY spare keys that Billie cut for him. Asshole.
"Hey guys!" Mike had a disturbing smile on his face.
"Hey Mike...how was your date?" I asked.
"Good...good." He kept smiling.
Billie served the stir-fry stuff to us. "Thanks."
"Miiiiike. Why are you smiling?" Billie asked.
Mike suddenly had a straight face. "I'm not smiling." He said.
Another awkward silence.
"PANCAKES!"
"Tre. Shut up." said Billie.
"Fine."
"KAN TONG WOK STA!" I shouted again.
"TRE!" They both yelled at me. "Give me the drugs! NOW!" said Billie.
"Ok...fine." I forgot where I put it so I just gave him some flour in a bag that I prepared earlier. Billie looked shocked.
I fell on the floor laughing my ass off. "YOU FELL FOR IT! HAHAHAHA!"
Mike started laughing too. Billie got so pissed off and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night.
Asshole.
"Morning." said Billie, as he walked into MY house, with MY spare keys. Argh. I looked at the clock. 6:47 pm. Billie went straight to the fridge...again. I sighed, grabbed a beer and sat on the couch.
"Where's Mike?" I asked.
"On a date."
"With who?"
"A chick."
"Really? Wow."
There was suddenly an awkward silence.
"MERKIN!!" I shouted. It scared the fuck out of Billie as he fell off the couch and spilled his beer everywhere. I laughed so hard. Billie just sat there on the floor looking VERY angry. Whoops.
"I'm hungry." Billie said. He went to the pantry and grabbed some Kan Tong stir-fry stuff. He started to cook and I was watching in amazement.
"Wow. You can cook." Billie rolled his eyes.
"I thought you were a vegetarian! LIAR!" I shouted and poked him.
"That's why I'm taking the meat out of it you dip face."
"Oh. Sorry. Heh."
"KAN TONG WOK STA!" I shouted.
There was another awkward silence. Then Mike walked into MY house, with MY spare keys that Billie cut for him. Asshole.
"Hey guys!" Mike had a disturbing smile on his face.
"Hey Mike...how was your date?" I asked.
"Good...good." He kept smiling.
Billie served the stir-fry stuff to us. "Thanks."
"Miiiiike. Why are you smiling?" Billie asked.
Mike suddenly had a straight face. "I'm not smiling." He said.
Another awkward silence.
"PANCAKES!"
"Tre. Shut up." said Billie.
"Fine."
"KAN TONG WOK STA!" I shouted again.
"TRE!" They both yelled at me. "Give me the drugs! NOW!" said Billie.
"Ok...fine." I forgot where I put it so I just gave him some flour in a bag that I prepared earlier. Billie looked shocked.
I fell on the floor laughing my ass off. "YOU FELL FOR IT! HAHAHAHA!"
Mike started laughing too. Billie got so pissed off and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night.
Asshole.
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