Finding The Perfect Girl (A Tre Cool Story), chapter 15
The next morning, Billie and Mike noticed Cloe was acting kinda weird, kinda... love struck. She was clinging onto Tre and was being oddly overly nice to him. Billie looked at Mike. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" he whispered.
"Well they were quite drunk, who knows what they ended up doing?" Mike replied. They went up to Tre as he was heading to the bathroom. "Treeee, what did you do last night? Just outta curiosity- it's just that Cloe's acting kinda weird," Billie said.
"C'mon man, I gotta go piss. Lotta alcohol consumed last night."
"Nap, tell us. The future is friendly." Mike said, grabbing him by the shoulder.
"Well okay- The sex was great. Actually wonderful."
"Yep, we know you." Mike said.
"Horn dog!" Billie said smiling, and pushed Tre into the bathroom.
"You're just jealous 'cos I have a bigger winkie than both of you combined," Tre laughed and slammed the door.
Later, they were making lunch. "Emos, e-mos," Tre was singing as he cooked up a grilled cheese sandwich for himself and Cloe. "Emos everywhere, emos with coloured hair, hangin' in their face, what a disgrace!"
"You could make that into a song," Cloe commented.
"Yeah actually, I could," Tre replied. He grabbed some paper.
35 minutes later, the result was:
Emos, emos
They got it all wrong
Cuttin' their wrists
Just move along
The people we just cannot bear
With all that shaggy coloured hair
Hangin' in their stupid face
What a shame, what a disgrace!
Emos, emos
They got it all wrong
Cuttin' their wrists
Just move along
What makes their lives so fucked up
They cover their arms with all those cuts?
They sit in a corner, wishing to die
Yeah, they just sit there and cry
Emos, emos
They got it all wrong
Cuttin' their wrists
Just move along
Emos, emos
They got it all wrong
Cuttin' their wrists
Just move along
Of course, Tre made it into one of his folk country songs. He rounded up the crew at the table and belted it out with an acoustic. The result was uproarious.
"Where'd you come up with that?" Billie asked, laughing.
"I made it up just now," Tre said truthfully.
"You serious? That was awesome!" Mike exclaimed.
"Yep. I need a better tune though," he said.
"We could help you with that," Billie, Mike and Cloe said.
"Well they were quite drunk, who knows what they ended up doing?" Mike replied. They went up to Tre as he was heading to the bathroom. "Treeee, what did you do last night? Just outta curiosity- it's just that Cloe's acting kinda weird," Billie said.
"C'mon man, I gotta go piss. Lotta alcohol consumed last night."
"Nap, tell us. The future is friendly." Mike said, grabbing him by the shoulder.
"Well okay- The sex was great. Actually wonderful."
"Yep, we know you." Mike said.
"Horn dog!" Billie said smiling, and pushed Tre into the bathroom.
"You're just jealous 'cos I have a bigger winkie than both of you combined," Tre laughed and slammed the door.
Later, they were making lunch. "Emos, e-mos," Tre was singing as he cooked up a grilled cheese sandwich for himself and Cloe. "Emos everywhere, emos with coloured hair, hangin' in their face, what a disgrace!"
"You could make that into a song," Cloe commented.
"Yeah actually, I could," Tre replied. He grabbed some paper.
35 minutes later, the result was:
Emos, emos
They got it all wrong
Cuttin' their wrists
Just move along
The people we just cannot bear
With all that shaggy coloured hair
Hangin' in their stupid face
What a shame, what a disgrace!
Emos, emos
They got it all wrong
Cuttin' their wrists
Just move along
What makes their lives so fucked up
They cover their arms with all those cuts?
They sit in a corner, wishing to die
Yeah, they just sit there and cry
Emos, emos
They got it all wrong
Cuttin' their wrists
Just move along
Emos, emos
They got it all wrong
Cuttin' their wrists
Just move along
Of course, Tre made it into one of his folk country songs. He rounded up the crew at the table and belted it out with an acoustic. The result was uproarious.
"Where'd you come up with that?" Billie asked, laughing.
"I made it up just now," Tre said truthfully.
"You serious? That was awesome!" Mike exclaimed.
"Yep. I need a better tune though," he said.
"We could help you with that," Billie, Mike and Cloe said.
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